Subgenius Digest V5 #109

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Subgenius Digest Sun, 12 Jun 94 Volume 5 : Issue 109

Today's Topics:
(Adv.)
Tess T'ing
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Date: Sat, 11 Jun 1994 14:02:06 -0400
From: Michael L Turyn <mturyn@world.std.com>
Message-Id: <199406111802.AA16768@world.std.com>
To: Subgenius@mc.lcs.mit.edu
Subject: (Adv.)

Announcing...
"KILL ME" Cola
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"It's going to be "KILL ME" "
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Every can will contain a cartoon ripped-off from Carol Lay or
Palmer Vreedes.
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The patent transparency of the marketeers' contempt for their
target audience will ACTUALLY BE PART OF THE AD CAMPAIGN. There
will be commercials featuring a Borg "Bob" intoning "The taste is
irrelevant."
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Call 1-800-KILL-MEE----the AdLords HAVE NOT EVEN BOTHERED TO RESERVE
THIS NUMBER.

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Oddly enough, this very posting is just part of one vast add for
The Church of the SubCola---"The Church You Drink."

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To: Subgenius@mc.lcs.mit.edu
Subject: Tess T'ing
Organization: Locus Computing Corp./Boston, (617)229-4980
Date: Sat, 11 Jun 94 18:31:00 EDT
From: mjl@bosserv.bos.locus.com
Message-ID: <9406111831.aa08377@bosserv.bos.locus.com>

> Message-Id: <9406101552.AA03814@debussy.media.mit.edu>
> To: subgenius@mc.lcs.mit.edu
> Subject: testing
> Date: Fri, 10 Jun 94 11:52:30 -0400
> From: Michael Travers <mt@media.mit.edu>
>
> This is a test of the emergency Bobcast system.

Test not the Lord thy "Bob"!

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