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Digest Submission
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Date: 08 Jul 94 18:52:14 EDT
From: Paul Woodford <72772.2633@compuserve.com>
To: Subgenius Digest <subgenius@mc.lcs.mit.edu>
Subject: Digest Submission
Message-ID: <940708225214_72772.2633_FHM64-1@CompuServe.COM>
Dr. Foo chastised me for not contributing to the Digest. And rightly so.
Okay, here's five original limericks. May you find some Slack herein.
When Hillary said there would be no,
White males on the cabinet or she'd go,
An ex-lover named Flowers,
Said, "Will, use your powers,
Te hominum esse memento." (remember you are a man)
O.J., a hero of yore,
Took to kicking in his ex's door,
Then he went a bit whacko,
Hopped in his white Bronco,
And took L.A.P.D. on a tour.
Barney, purple master of tedium,
Drives sane adults to delirium,
Spouting multicultural drivel,
He makes our brains shrivel,
With messages of oneness ad nauseam.
Sam was a right-wing New Yawkah,
A great fan of Mister Rush Limbaugh,
When Oprah's guest, a pervert,
Pulled down Donahue's skirt,
Sam, filled with glee, chuckled Haugh Haugh.
John Wayne Bobbitt, unfortunate bum,
Is back in his hospital room,
He took physical therapy,
Just a little too seriously,
Now he's got Carpal Tunnel Syndrome.
Yours Pinkly,
Paul Woodford
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