Today's Topics:
Digest Submission and SDPS Recommendation
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To: Subgenius@mc.lcs.mit.edu
Subject: Digest Submission and SDPS Recommendation
Date: Mon, 11 Jul 1994 12:50:42 EDT
From: "Gary L. Dryfoos" <dryfoo@mit.edu>
} Subgenius Digest Sat, 9 Jul 94 Volume 5 : Issue 123
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} From: Paul Woodford <72772.2633@compuserve.com>
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} Dr. Foo chastised me for not contributing to the Digest. And rightly so.
Cheeses Ka-Bob!! Don't blame those lamesters on me!
Anyway, here's something to clear out the old palate:
*=* Our ShorDurPerSav Spotter Service recommendation *=*
For the week of: 11 July 1994
The Comedy Duo of
Generalississimo Kim Il Sung of N.Korea
and
Rabbi/Meschiach Menachem Mendel Schneerson
These two great father-figures, adored beyond life and reason by their
followers, have at last both slipped the reins of earthly infirmity, and
can now guide, bless, watch over, and harrass their followers from a
slightly more inaccessible vantage point. Once President-for-Life Kim
reached the Other Shore, he found himself in the same Freshman
Orientation Group with the late Sage of Brooklyn. The two, realizing
that they had so much in common, have decided to form a joint spiritual
venture. You can still get in on the ground floor of this hot new
partnership, before any "sightings" or "holy visitations" are announced,
at which point prices will have to go way way up.
[The SdpsSS recommendation is a cultural notice of availability, makes
no warranties of the suitability or safety of adopting this or any other
ShorDurPerSav. Reality alteration, life-style emulations, extreme
reliance, and other symptoms of devotion, are the exclusive
responsibility of the customer. Some states may not allow these
exclusions: tough shit.]
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