Today's Topics:
national id cards
Rush Limbaugh anagram
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Date: Fri, 15 Jul 1994 15:44:09 -0400
From: Bradley Berg USG <berg@zk3.dec.com>
Message-Id: <9407151944.AA09947@alpha.zk3.dec.com>
To: subgenius@mc.lcs.mit.edu
Subject: national id cards
I just wanted to let the X-geners out there know this. _flame on_
When you get sick enough of the boomers to start wiping us out,
I had nothing to do with it. In fact I'll be the first to
volunteer to help you. I have no idea how the peace-and-love
generation turned into a bunch of yahoo redneck pinks.
I have consistently opposed the following over the years:
* Spending $4T on a defense buildup to fight a collapsing empire
and borrowing the money from you. I suggest you get your money
back by rationing health care when we're old.
* Overpopulating the country and transferring wealth to parents from
non-parents via taxes and discrimination in corporate benefit handouts.
A labor surplus and unbreathable air in cities resulted.
* Instigating the war on dugs, the bill of rights and the poor.
Black market crime and ineffective calls for the death penalty
have resulted.
* Ignoring global warming. Hope you enjoy the intense storms we're
starting to get thanks to the rise in ocean temperatures. You
can pay for the repairs on our beach front property with increased
insurance costs and disaster relief funds.
And now you get a national id card. Sorry, you're a felon or someone
anonymously called a crime-line number on you, so you don't get to
work. Oh yeah, you have to use the card to buy food, too. Sorry,
you get to starve. Too bad your magnetic stripe was accidentally
erased. See John Brunners, "Shockwave Rider" for details on how to
kill someone by changing his national id card registration.
Thank Bob for X-day.
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Message-Id: <9407160224.AA06823@thelonious.MIT.EDU>
From: "The Rt. Rev. Wor. Dr. Y. Foo, FRC" <dryfoo@mit.edu>
To: subgenius@mc.lcs.mit.edu
Subject: Rush Limbaugh anagram
Date: Fri, 15 Jul 1994 22:24:50 EDT
For what it's worth, the Big Gasbag, America's answer to Lord Haw Haw
(bet you didn't even know it was a question), can be anagrammed to:
I gab, hurl mush.
-- dr foo
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