Today's Topics:
National Conservative Sperm Depository
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Date: Tue, 30 Aug 1994 09:41:59 -0400
From: Eric Haines <erich@eye.com>
Message-Id: <9408301341.AA17826@hemlock>
To: subgenius@media-lab.media.mit.edu
Subject: National Conservative Sperm Depository
>Date: Sat, 27 Aug 1994 15:29:39 -0400 (EDT)
>From: ECHIDNA@delphi.com
>Subject: In response to your inquiry
Dear Concerned American;
Thank you for your interest in the National Conservative Sperm Depository.
As you are probably aware, it is our belief that the dominant liberal
media would like to expunge any mention, especially FAVORABLE mention,
of the traditional Conservative lifestyle in America. We believe that
this is the first step in their attempt to ELIMINATE the traditional
Conservative lifestyle in America.
The National Conservative Sperm Depository is engaged in the preservation
of our lifestyle by freezing the essence of conservative men, thereby
insuring that their genetic code will last into the next century.
We, the members of the National Conservative Sperm Depository consider
ourselves "the founding fathers of the 21st Century".
Thanks to a generous donation, we are currently self-sufficient. Please
DO NOT send us money! We are, of course, grateful for any other assistance
you may wish to provide to us. We are particularly interested to hear from
you if you would be willing to donate a specimen to the Depository. Your
support means a great deal to us.
In response to many inquiries, let me assure you that our planned cryogenic
program is proceeding well. Unfortunately, however, due to a shortage of
storage space available to us, it appears that, at least for the short term,
we will be able to store only the HEADS of deceased Conservatives with an eye
toward future transplantation. We will, of course, keep you informed as to
the progress of this project.
Again, thanks for your interest in the National Conservative Sperm
Depository. Please feel free to contact us at any time with any questions
you may have.
Yours truly,
Robert Porter,
Executive Director,
National Conservative Sperm Depository
1331 A Pennsylvania Ave. NW
Washington, D.C. 20004
(201) 736-1792
E-mail: echidna@delphi.com
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