Today's Topics:
National Conservative Sperm Depository
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Date: Wed, 31 Aug 1994 07:08:28 -0400 (EDT)
From: Victor Story <story@kutztown.edu>
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To: Subgenius@mc.lcs.mit.edu
Cc: Subgenius@mc.lcs.mit.edu
Message-Id: <Pine.3.89.9408310658.A11428-0100000@atlantic>
Does the National Conservative Sperm Depository have a wing for pecker
preservation, balls embalming, or perhaps a sphincter archive? Maybe
they would like a bit of "Bob"'s conservative bodily fluids.
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Date: Wed, 31 Aug 1994 03:00:26 -0400
From: Mitch Silverman (NC) <silverma@virtu.sar.usf.edu>
Message-Id: <199408310700.DAA23176@virtu.sar.usf.edu>
To: subgenius@mc.lcs.mit.edu
Subject: National Conservative Sperm Depository
Um. Aside from the number being (202) 736-1792,
either the National Conservative Sperm Depository is an exceedingly
elaborate practical joke a la Penn and Teller or Spy magazine...
or it's for real.
I *had* to call and check, don't you see?
Once again, reality *is* stranger than the Church. Well, close.
YHOS,
Rev. Dkr. Mitch, KSC usw.
Mitchell L. Silverman | A government that is big enough to give you all
Graduate, Class of '94 | you want is big enough to take it all away.
New College of USF | - Barry Goldwater
Sarasota, Florida | Extremism in the defense of extremism is no vice.
silverma@virtu.sar.usf.edu | - J.R. "Bob" Dobbs, Rant Tape 16 (1980)
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