Today's Topics:
Drawing the Line
missing digests
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To: subgenius@mc.lcs.mit.edu, silent-tristero@world.std.com
Subject: Drawing the Line
Date: Tue, 13 Sep 94 00:03:12 -0400
From: Michael Travers <mt@media.mit.edu>
CANADIAN GOVERNMENT STANDARDS ON "GROUP EJACULATION" AND "BOOTLICKING"
-from _HOUR_, Apr.14/94
as reprinted in _The Newsletter on Civil Liberties_ August 22/94
In November, _Secret City_ revealed that the Canadian government has
standards on ejaculation. The government had taken a stand on "excessive
ejaculation."
_Secret City_ operative Harvey Blackman wrote a series of queries
asking the government to explain its policies regarding what ideas are
illegal to import into Canada. By law, the government had to respond.
_Secret City_ has discovered that not only does the Canadian
government police images or sentences depicting "excessive ejaculation",
it also has standards for "group ejaculation" and "bootlicking."
The genuine memo for "group ejaculation" appears below. It explains
that simultaneous ejaculation by two or more people on one person is an
illegal idea to import into Canada.
BOOTLICKING CANADIAN-SYLE
The Canadian government also has a strict policy regarding
"bootlicking." You are not allowed to import ideas or pictures into
Canada which depict "bootlicking in a sexual context." According to
Canada Customs Notice N-198, depictions of "submissive acts such as the
licking of another person's boot in a sexual context" are not allowed
into the country.
To help those who may be participating in illegal bootlicking or are
worried they may import a sentence into the country which contains an
illegal bootlicking description, _Secret City_ has provided both a legal
and an illegal bootlicking sentence.
A) Illegal: Reform Party leader Preston Manning lovingly licked Jean
Chretien's boots during question period.
B) Bootlicking sentence which meets Canadian government standards: As
he tortured him the dictator forced the prisoner to lick his boots.
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just thought you all should know. :)
i guess Customs decisions must depend on the context.
"is it going to glad day books?
oh, in that case it may be detained indefinitely at Customs"
oh, and i'll also include the official government memo....
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||*|| Revenue Canada Revenu Canada
Customs, Excise and Taxation Accise, Douanes, et Impot
Ottawa, Canada
K1A 0LE
March 17, 1994.
Mr. Harvey Blackman
<snip address>
Dear Mr. Blackman:
Thank you for you enquiry of December 8, 1993, in which you request
further details as to the Department's interpretative policies with
respect to group ejaculation. I apologize for the delay in responding.
Group ejaculation for Custom's purpose is interpreted as the simultaneous
ejaculation of two or more people on the body of another person.
I trust that this information is of assistance to you.
Sincerely,
Joel A. Oliver,
Director,
Prohibited Importations Directorate
cc: Michel Cleroux
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Message-Id: <9409131517.AA20425@media.mit.edu>
To: subgenius@mc.lcs.mit.edu
Subject: missing digests
Date: Tue, 13 Sep 94 11:17:37 -0400
From: Michael Travers <mt@media.mit.edu>
These two digests were Led Astray by Evil Influences, but have now
Returned to the Path of Righteousness.
Subgenius Digest Mon, 12 Sep 94 Volume 5 : Issue 163
Today's Topics:
Not quite news of the wierd
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Date: Fri, 9 Sep 1994 09:38:39 -0400
From: Bradley Berg USG <berg@zk3.dec.com>
Message-Id: <9409091338.AA00470@alpha.zk3.dec.com>
To: subgenius@mc.lcs.mit.edu
Subject: Not quite news of the wierd
>From The Bulletin (local community newspaper) 8/3/93
Letters to the Editor section
Couple thanked for stopping nudity
I would like to publicly commend two Hookset citizens, Brian and
LeeAnn Moynihan, at this time for the successful efforts they
spearheaded on behalf of the town of Hookset.
This past spring and summer, the people of Hooksett were faced
with the possibility of the establishment of a topless bar
located in the center of town. Townspeople expressed many
concerns about the ramifications of this type of business.
Brian and LeeAnn were responsible for calling a public meeting
of aroused citizens. ...
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Subgenius Digest Tue, 13 Sep 94 Volume 5 : Issue 164
Today's Topics:
Drawing the Line
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Message-Id: <9409130403.AA18774@media.mit.edu>
To: subgenius@mc.lcs.mit.edu, silent-tristero@world.std.com
Subject: Drawing the Line
Date: Tue, 13 Sep 94 00:03:12 -0400
From: Michael Travers <mt@media.mit.edu>
CANADIAN GOVERNMENT STANDARDS ON "GROUP EJACULATION" AND "BOOTLICKING"
-from _HOUR_, Apr.14/94
as reprinted in _The Newsletter on Civil Liberties_ August 22/94
In November, _Secret City_ revealed that the Canadian government has
standards on ejaculation. The government had taken a stand on "excessive
ejaculation."
_Secret City_ operative Harvey Blackman wrote a series of queries
asking the government to explain its policies regarding what ideas are
illegal to import into Canada. By law, the government had to respond.
_Secret City_ has discovered that not only does the Canadian
government police images or sentences depicting "excessive ejaculation",
it also has standards for "group ejaculation" and "bootlicking."
The genuine memo for "group ejaculation" appears below. It explains
that simultaneous ejaculation by two or more people on one person is an
illegal idea to import into Canada.
BOOTLICKING CANADIAN-SYLE
The Canadian government also has a strict policy regarding
"bootlicking." You are not allowed to import ideas or pictures into
Canada which depict "bootlicking in a sexual context." According to
Canada Customs Notice N-198, depictions of "submissive acts such as the
licking of another person's boot in a sexual context" are not allowed
into the country.
To help those who may be participating in illegal bootlicking or are
worried they may import a sentence into the country which contains an
illegal bootlicking description, _Secret City_ has provided both a legal
and an illegal bootlicking sentence.
A) Illegal: Reform Party leader Preston Manning lovingly licked Jean
Chretien's boots during question period.
B) Bootlicking sentence which meets Canadian government standards: As
he tortured him the dictator forced the prisoner to lick his boots.
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just thought you all should know. :)
i guess Customs decisions must depend on the context.
"is it going to glad day books?
oh, in that case it may be detained indefinitely at Customs"
oh, and i'll also include the official government memo....
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||*|| Revenue Canada Revenu Canada
Customs, Excise and Taxation Accise, Douanes, et Impot
Ottawa, Canada
K1A 0LE
March 17, 1994.
Mr. Harvey Blackman
<snip address>
Dear Mr. Blackman:
Thank you for you enquiry of December 8, 1993, in which you request
further details as to the Department's interpretative policies with
respect to group ejaculation. I apologize for the delay in responding.
Group ejaculation for Custom's purpose is interpreted as the simultaneous
ejaculation of two or more people on the body of another person.
I trust that this information is of assistance to you.
Sincerely,
Joel A. Oliver,
Director,
Prohibited Importations Directorate
cc: Michel Cleroux
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