Today's Topics:
Cyclecomputer documentation
Sham Poo...
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Date: Thu, 3 Nov 94 12:53:17 CST
From: Steve Guccione <guccione@mcc.com>
Message-Id: <9411031853.AA03433@naima.mcc.com>
To: Subgenius@mc.lcs.mit.edu
Subject: Cyclecomputer documentation
Yesterday I bought a bicycle speedometer / odometer at K-Mart. For a
mere $13.37, I got a "Cyclecomputer" that calculated miles,
kilometers, elapsed time, calories burned (how do they know this?) and
something called "tempo", which I haven't figured out yet.
But the best part was the instruction booklet. It contained the sort
of fractured translations that I thought had all but disappeared in
today's sophisticated international market. Below are some excerpts:
-- Steve
-- 11/3/94
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ST_702 CYCLECOMPUTER
USER'S MANUAL
Foreword Preface
Thank you ver much for your patronage, ST-702 is the most luxious
cyclecomputer of the cyclecomputer's fields. It provide you not only
with the highest quality to your bicycles, but also with the most
convenient design for your using. Meanwhile, its excellent surface
will also satisfy with your noble taste of sight-seeing. Please
carefully read this manual and do accordingly to enjoy your cycling.
[... pictures of installation ...]
Precautions
1. This cyclecomputer is just designed to water resistance for
general conditions, it still might be damaged in terrific critical
environments.
2. No disassembling any part of this cyclecomputer body and outer
accessories.
3. Keep cleaning sensor to avoid causing low-sensitive situation.
4. Pay more attention to your health, please. Have you a nice riding
every day.
5. Very important, this cyclecomputer is not auto shut off. Always
turn off power when not using. To save battery life.
[... etc ...]
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Date: Thu, 3 Nov 1994 18:52:47 -0700 (MST)
From: Brent Flesher <bflesher@gpu.srv.ualberta.ca>
Subject: Sham Poo...
To: Subgenius@mc.lcs.mit.edu
Message-ID: <Pine.3.87.9411031847.G137276-0100000@gpu.srv.ualberta.ca>
Can you get the recipe for that... can one ADD other odours?
---Mycology is better than yours---
(if you don't believe me just ascomycete)
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