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Date: Wed, 30 Nov 1994 05:28:51 -0600
From: Daniel Finster <df@pollux.acs.oakland.edu>
Message-Id: <199411301128.AA13405@Pollux.ACS.Oakland.Edu>
To: Subgenius@mc.lcs.mit.edu
Subject: [SeveredHeads@twister.apana.org.au: (249) This Severed Head]
From: SeveredHeads@twister.apana.org.au
Date: Wed, 30 Nov 94 07:40 EST
Subject: (249) This Severed Head
To: SeveredHeads - Mailing List <SeveredHeads@twister.apana.org.au>
List: SeveredHeads - Mailing List
From: PRESIDENT@WHITEHOUSE.GOV
Date: Sun, 27 Nov 94 04:45 CST
Subj: This Severed Head
FROM: BILL CLINTON
TO: SEVERED HEAD
RE: THE INFORMIX SUPER BUFFET INTERNET NETWORK
ATTN: Severed Head
Sirs/Madames
I have interest in your SEVERED HEAD project music group. Please Note
my offical resume attached.
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x WILLIAM CLINTON x
x PRESIDENT@WHITEHOUSE.GOV x
x (502)564-5098 x
x x
x Projection x
x x
x I project to find a project within the near future to project all of
x my musical efforts into. This project will aid in my ability to horn
x toad find splat ball rewind core dump.
x
x Edjewmickashin
I was learned in the school around the big oak tree by the pond in x
Are Can Saw. This is where the state flour is no more than the one x
and only dandybear. as a child I would pick the dandybear delicatly x
x with two fists but only blue and not in hail. x
x
x Ladder on, I ejaculated on to biggest and asbestos thang. I whent
x to the collage of my dreams and studied architecture of the 8 bit
x intel processors. x
While in school, I was able to avoid military draftsmanship during
the war in Viet Cuong Le (a third party south african nation). I x
vas sure glad vhen der Amerikans von dis vor. It puts a candle in x
my heart vhen I, Bill Clinton, der hear die auf wir farhn' farhn' x
farhn' auf der autobahn auf der mein kampf vith der MELBATOAST. x
x
x During that sooperbowl, we cleaned it good till it shinned and my
x dog, ralf could lick my throbbing gristle without fear of manga and
x that sort of genre .. of course, to be blunt I put it in a place
x swept out the light beyond their trace. again, I ejaculated on to
biggest and onward kristian slater.
While my collage years seem dabbled and drowsey and ready for sleep,
my mastertype years were something more than a way to look out for
funny things that ovens produce in auschwitz. I learnt how to spoke
a Alien language while visiting our countries capitaliation in new
x york city. let me be of calm and curitious demonstrative: Su+.
x vie^.c ke^? cu~ng khe'o -de^'n. Sau khi -Die^u Thuye^`n thay -da^`u,
x -do^?i ma(.t, tay cha^n cu?a -Do^?ng Tra'c nhi`n tha^'y, tu+'c thi`
x ba^?m ba'o vo+'i y ra('ng: To^i thi'ch pho+?!
x x
JHOB, HIS STORY x
x
I reed from the book of JHOB and PERSONEL RESUMRAYS. It says, lets x
keep this crunch clean and to the point, JHOB is what everyone see
to be with. and I want JHOB. Once a boss man said: "Bill, you are
doing so well, we will promote you to head severed!" said the boss.
"RUT?" I ejaculated, "RuT dew U mean, kind bossman?" This was my
begining of search for JHOB .. hes presents are omnipotientiometer.
JHOB stood before me, revelling his bare nuded, but minty fresh,
bodily functions. He proke the bread over my hide and found a place
where only the deepest of deeply crusted undergarments could leave
their surprizes .. the heart of a womans head. JHOB had severed
it from the trumpet, using winsoc. He built a huge straw golem and
placed her gary hart upon it. This i s wehn I firsted noticed that
there was an error in paragraph one of this TeX. I meant to say,
I came running after her, but she stopped me short with one foot
in the air and one tired to a rock and roll in a hard to find place.
in 1979 I became president of the United Snakes in America. They
treated me well.. I have set all the free love children back to their
home without empty mouths and clean luongs. But with smoke filed
hippy happy surprizes from treats at the local rave with psychic
t.v. I have thus settled the argument between the small east indian
village of Viet Cuong Le and now they produce many hard to find
rare big cars to drive. .. these cars are made of the finest steel
wool and are coated with a special polyfibre-preconcentrated-salt
that will provent their neatherallity from extrolambourageousity.
MEW SICLE AND HAMMERS
I first studet the aret of MEW SICLE composition as a very young
fetus. I was abnolaned in the trash cun. but I found a small
stringed instrument that I called UKE. this UKE was to be my
first small strigned instrument that I calld UKE. I played it
whilst living on whatever was threwing into this garbage cun.
I hate a gorume of stuffed backed worms and flavorful christmas
ham with lost of jelly bagel and creamey tart napkins that the
young boy bulled from his panties. Unt, der find der hot salami
sandvich dat der yung chin sang bong hai hut yoka boka wu hao
sao bay, dist and dat. I have since wrote a song to tell my
tail of american taoism.
(set-input-mode nil nil t 7)
(put (car disabled-commands) 'disabled nil)
(re-search-backward wordre nil t)
bbdb-north-american-phone-numbers-p nil
bbdb-quiet-about-name-mismatches nil
(setq in-reply-to nil))
I was under the depression of lost of trash upon my mouth witch
forced me to become a LISPM user.
SPESHAL SKILLS
* Speak fluently with my tongue.
* can use a QWERTY TTY faster than 50 BAUDOTs
* KNow the boot strap sequnecer for DECSYSTEM20
* can rub your belly while patty cake my head.
DISATT SEVHED
Please find my skill approitate for making this mewsik a reality in the
name of gad the further.
Sincelery,
Billie
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