Subgenius Digest V5 #200

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Subgenius Digest Tue, 6 Dec 94 Volume 5 : Issue 200

Today's Topics:
Frank Zappa, closet SubGenius?
Fuck da Noot!
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Date: Mon, 5 Dec 94 11:42:14 CST
From: Steve Guccione <guccione@mcc.com>
Message-Id: <9412051742.AA16893@naima.mcc.com>
To: SubGenius@mc.lcs.mit.edu
Subject: Frank Zappa, closet SubGenius?

I was reading "The Real Frank Zappa Book" this weekend (A very
Slackful reading experience -- highly recommended) and came across the
following in Chapter 13: "All About Schmucks":

"There is an organization in Texas called *The Church of the
SubGenius* devoted to the teachings of some guy with a pipe in his
mouth named "BOB". I'm not a member, but part of their 'theology'
parallels mine.

"As this planet gets more crowded, we must realize that 'slack' is
precious, schmucks are plentiful, impingements are impractical and
werewolf wtiquette for self-defense is a personal necessity.

-- Steve
-- 12/5/94

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From: dryfoo@mit.edu
Message-Id: <9412052344.AA15245@thelonious.MIT.EDU>
To: subgenius@mc.lcs.mit.edu
Subject: Fuck da Noot!
Date: Mon, 05 Dec 1994 18:44:12 EST

Fuck da Noot!

Fuuuckkk da Nooot!

Fuuuuuuhhh-uhhh-uuhhhccckkk da Nooooooot!

Thanks. I've feel somewhat better now.

-- dr foo

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