Today's Topics:
autosurgery and autosacrifice
Necessary Xmas software
<<<<<=====-----=====>>>>>
----------------------------------------------------------------------
To: Subgenius@mc.lcs.mit.edu
Subject: autosurgery and autosacrifice
Organization: Locus Computing Corp./Boston, (617)229-4980
Date: Thu, 22 Dec 1994 10:24:41 -0500
From: Mike Leibensperger <mjl@darkstar.bos.locus.com>
Message-ID: <"darkstar.b.286:22.11.94.15.22.56"@locus.com>
That was very disturbing... thank you.... -mjl
------------------------------
Message-Id: <9412221848.AA13261@conniver.media.mit.edu>
To: subgenius@mc.lcs.mit.edu
Subject: Necessary Xmas software
Date: Thu, 22 Dec 94 13:48:16 -0500
From: Michael Travers <mt@media.mit.edu>
Subject: CULTS - "Rupture The Rapture" Press Release
From: SmurfBoy@aol.com
Date: Sat, 17 Dec 1994 05:03:37 -0500
Sent from: SmurfBoy@aol.com
ELIMINATE THOSE ANNOYING CHRISTIANS FOREVER
WITH
"RUPTURE THE RAPTURE!"
Not a paste! Not a gel! "Rupture The Rapture" contains over one
megabyte of offensive graphics and heinous sound f/x's guaranteed to bring
soothing relief to irritations caused by Christian Fundamentalism or
DOUBLE your religious persecution back!
STRATEGIC DEFENSE INITIATIVE TECHNOLOGY CHEAP!
"Rupture The Rapture's" patented V.W.A.R.E. (VolksWagen, Accelerator
Railgun-Equipped) weapons system is a state-of-the-art particle
accelerator capable of destroying Soviet SS-20 missiles. Imagine what it
can do the average Heaven-bound Bible-Thumper!
LAUGH AT JEHOVAH!
Or any other deity foolish enough to come into your crosshairs.
YOUR MACINTOSH WANTS YOU TO KILL!
"Rupture The Rapture" runs on any Mac from the Plus to the Power with 2
megabytes of free RAM and using System 6.05 or higher. It supports both
monochrome and color Macintoshes; and is guaranteed .05% venom by-weight.
"Rupture The Rapture" may be obtained from the Lamprey Systems file area of
Private Idaho BBS (208.338.9227) or ordered directly by mail by sending a
check or money-order payable for $15 to "Robert Carr" to:
Robert Carr
P.O. Box 2761
Borah Station
Boise, ID 83701
*** MERRY XMAS, AMERICA ONLINE MEMBERS! ***
Sunday, December 25th. Lamprey Systems will upload "Rupture The Rapture" to
all AOL members who wish to receive a copy. To receive your copy of "Rupture
The Rapture" you must email your request to "Smurf Boy" before midnight
December 24th. This is a one-time offer and due to the large size of
"Rupture The Rapture" will not be repeated.
------------------------------
End of Subgenius Digest
******************************
