Today's Topics:
virtual excremeditation
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Message-Id: <m0rUUVb-0000wyC@shiva.reed.edu>
Date: Tue, 17 Jan 95 23:08 PST
From: Karl Anderson <karl@reed.edu>
To: subgenius@media-lab.media.mit.edu
Subject: virtual excremeditation
No matter how much I rationalized it, I knew I was doing the wrong
thing when I installed my colostomy bag and UrethraNet line. Sure,
the increased efficiency would bring my expected date for world
domination that much closer, but what profits a man if he gains the
world, yet loses his Slack? Like a Catholic who starts going to mass
when it senses that its death is imminent, I told myself that I'd
"make it up later" with plenty of laxatives.
Those weak rationalizations, like Werdna's bathroom wall simulation,
are no longer necessary, now that I can excremeditate virtually. I
fault the SubG web site maintainer for not prominently displaying this
link:
<a href="http://www.wps.com/toilet/index.html">See if we give a shit</a>
I'd like to thank World Power Systems for the relief that they have
given.
karl@reed.edu http://www.reed.edu/~karl/
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