Today's Topics:
Flush Image Cache indeed!
Stnag's cumming (was: subscribe) (2 msgs)
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Message-Id: <9501192056.AA18997@thelonious.MIT.EDU>
From: "The Rt. Rev. Wor. Dr. Y. Foo, FRC" <dryfoo@mit.edu>
To: Karl Anderson <karl@reed.edu>
Cc: subgenius@mc.lcs.mit.edu
Subject: Flush Image Cache indeed!
Date: Thu, 19 Jan 1995 15:56:04 EST
Okay, it's done:
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} <h1>Subgenius Digest Thu, 19 Jan 95 Volume 6 : Issue 5</h1>
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} Today's Topics:<br>
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} virtual excremeditation <br>
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} Message-Id: <m0rUUVb-0000wyC@shiva.reed.edu> <br>
} Date: Tue, 17 Jan 95 23:08 PST <br>
} From: Karl Anderson <karl@reed.edu> <br>
} To: subgenius@media-lab.media.mit.edu <br>
} Subject: virtual excremeditation<p>
}
} No matter how much I rationalized it, I knew I was doing the wrong thing
} when I installed my colostomy bag and UrethraNet line. Sure, the
} increased efficiency would bring my expected date for world domination
} that much closer, but what profits a man if he gains the world, yet
} loses his Slack? Like a Catholic who starts going to mass when it
} senses that its death is imminent, I told myself that I'd "make it up
} later" with plenty of laxatives.<p>
}
} Those weak rationalizations, like Werdna's bathroom wall simulation,
} are no longer necessary, now that I can excremeditate virtually. I
} fault the SubG web site maintainer for not prominently displaying this
} link:<p>
}
} <a href="http://www.wps.com/toilet/index.html">See if we give a shit</a><p>
}
} I'd like to thank World Power Systems for the relief that they have
} given.<p>
}
} <a href="http://www.reed.edu/~karl/">
} <address>karl@reed.edu</address></a>
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...and available from my pages, and now maybe from yours, too.
-- dr foo
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From: dryfoo@mit.edu
Message-Id: <9501192033.AA18908@thelonious.MIT.EDU>
To: "Brian D. Bisson" <bdb@shadow.net>
Cc: subgenius@mc.lcs.mit.edu
Subject: Stnag's cumming (was: subscribe)
In-Reply-To: <199501190352.WAA29450@shadow.net>
Date: Thu, 19 Jan 1995 15:33:36 EST
} Please subscribe me to this list.
}
} FYI, Stang is on the 'net, and the Church will have it's own domain
} in mere weeks!
}
} BDB
Dear Brian,
1) You will be on the Digest Mailing list in a mere matter of days.
Some indeterminate number of days...
2) Have you considered changing your middle name to Oscar, or Oswald, or
Owsley, or Open3rdNostril?
3) Stang on the Net, huh? Oh hurray, now we can be beseiged by pathetic
money-begging letters from some looney who thinks _he_ invented the
Eternal Bob, and who was so full of himself during the only visit to
this area that We know of, wouldn't even look at your Immoderator or
Ass't Immoderator long enough to spit at them. I'm so Happy. Thanks
for the notice.
love & kishkes,
-- dr foo, ass't immoderator pro tempore
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From: dryfoo@mit.edu
Message-Id: <9501192034.AA18912@thelonious.MIT.EDU>
To: "Brian D. Bisson" <bdb@shadow.net>
Cc: subgenius@mc.lcs.mit.edu
Subject: Stnag's cumming (was: subscribe)
In-Reply-To: <199501190352.WAA29450@shadow.net>
Date: Thu, 19 Jan 1995 15:34:19 EST
} Please subscribe me to this list.
}
} FYI, Stang is on the 'net, and the Church will have it's own domain
} in mere weeks!
}
} BDB
Dear Brian,
1) You will be on the Digest Mailing list in a mere matter of days.
Some indeterminate number of days...
2) Have you considered changing your middle name to Oscar, or Oswald, or
Owsley, or Open3rdNostril?
3) Stang on the Net, huh? Oh hurray, now we can be beseiged by pathetic
money-begging letters from some looney who thinks _he_ invented the
Eternal Bob, and who was so full of himself during the only visit to
this area that We know of, wouldn't even look at your Immoderator or
Ass't Immoderator long enough to spit at them. I'm so Happy. Thanks
for the notice.
love & kishkes,
-- dr foo, ass't immoderator pro tempore
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