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Message-Id: <9503021934.AA00763manitoba.marcam.com>
Date: Thu, 02 Mar 1995 14:34:12 EST
Reply-To: trevay@marcam.com
From: "Ven. Maha-Swamiji B. Geebees" <@manitoba.marcam.com:trevay@marcam.com>
To: Subgenius@mc.lcs.mit.edu
Subject:
The good Rt. Rev. Doktor Drifoos ranteth:
>Uh, dear You Guys,
>To make up for my previous unwitting theft of your precious bodily
>slack fluids,
The pineal gland! RESERVE THE PINEAL GLAND! WE MUST HAVE IT FOR THE RITUAL!
>If you'll only do this little favor for me, I promise to repost the
>Craig Shergold postcard request every time I get it
Oh, now, he's the poor little boy in Scotland, who's trying to set the Guinness
Book of World Records World Record for receiving reptillian, arachnid and
insect vermin in the mails, is he not? How sweet! Please, please repost
the message, Doktor! I've got a whole dormant NEST O'GRUBS in the crawlspace
'neath my house that I must dig up afore spring comes and they start gittin'
hongry and come inside ....
>Please baby please baby baby baby please!
In reality, Mars Blackmon wouldn't be found within 20 backbone-nodes of this
list.
His loss, of course.
>-- St. Blow-me the Undecided
That was -you-? Thanks, and, geez, I'm sorry I forgot to leave a tip!
("x") The Venerable Maha Swami-ji B. Jeebees (His mark)
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Let us being by committing ourselves to the truth, to see it like
it is and to tell it like it is, to find the truth, to speak the
truth and to live with the truth. That's what we'll do.
-- Richard M. Nixon
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