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Bobatistas
Masonic Visitors Guest Book
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Message-Id: <9503132317.AA01092@conniver.media.mit.edu>
To: subgenius@mc.lcs.mit.edu
Subject: Bobatistas
Date: Mon, 13 Mar 95 18:17:33 -0500
From: Michael Travers <mt@media.mit.edu>
If you've been wondering about Bob's recent activities, check out the
photograph of Zapatista leader Subcomandante Marcos on page 40 of the
current _New Yorker_ (March 13, 1995).
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From: dryfoo@mit.edu
Message-Id: <9503131404.AA01526@thelonious.MIT.EDU>
To: dobe@eskimo.com
Subject: Masonic Visitors Guest Book
In-Reply-To: <9503121433.AA07526@otisburg>
Date: Mon, 13 Mar 1995 09:04:07 EST
} Name:: dobe fugin doin@
} Lodge::
} Location::
} Office::
} E-mail:: dobe@eskimo.com
} Message:: question: are the masons the real illuminati? are the 33rd defree
| masons in touch with aliens or do they just think they are descended from je
| sus?
Dear Frater Dobe Fugin,
All Scottish Rite 33rd degree Masons are eligible for Secret Initiation
into the Aluminum Bavariati, an ancient order descended from a guild of
mediaeval siding salesmen. You can spot them because they all drive
light-colored late-model cadillacs, smoke tiny cigars, wear gaudy pinky
rings, and wear 3-piece suits with dark or patterned shirts, even in the
summer.
You are correct that they _are_ all descended from Jesus, but you are
obviously the alien, so whether they are in touch with you or not is
something I cannot answer.
Do not spread this secret information. It has been kept completely
and rigourously confidential for 333 years, but I told it to you because
I felt like it.
-- dr foo
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