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a little help for my friends
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Date: Thu, 16 Mar 1995 13:52:03 -0600 (CST)
From: Christian M de Tarnowsky <cdetarn@mailhost.tcs.tulane.edu>
To: subgenius@mc.lcs.mit.edu
Subject: a little help for my friends
Message-ID: <Pine.A32.3.91.950316135023.75935D-100000@rs5.tcs.tulane.edu>
a friend of mine recieves the digest and wishes it to cease fortwith.
her address is mdepaz@mailhost.tcs.tulane.edu.
please end her subscription
thank you for your cooperation
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Date: Thu, 16 Mar 1995 16:38:07 -0500
To: Subgenius@mc.lcs.mit.edu
From: Quixote VII <generic5@scsn.net>
Subject: back issues
Would it be possible for me to get any/all of the past AutoSubDigs?
thank you!
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Date: Thu, 16 Mar 1995 14:07:31 -0500 (EST)
From: Damon ELiX <grave@esu.edu>
To: SubGenius@mc.lcs.mit.edu
Subject: mail me
Message-Id: <Pine.ULT.3.91.950316140621.3741C-100000@s40402.esu.edu>
I lack slack. Show me the way to true slack.
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Message-Id: <9503161622.AA16977manitoba.marcam.com>
Date: Thu, 16 Mar 1995 11:22:07 EST
Reply-To: trevay@marcam.com
From: "Ven. Maha-Swamiji B. Geebees" <@manitoba.marcam.com:trevay@marcam.com>
To: Subgenius Slackmailer <subgenius@mc.lcs.mit.edu>
Subject: Got the Best o' George?
Hizz riled travesty, kingston livingston III
<HIS2DGC@arts-01.novell.leeds.ac.uk> proclaimeth:
>scram emporiums:
>
>no. 108
> for all round eaterie quality (in 3dee technofission slackaramic
>format), albeit stuck afar across the waters in the cultural
>dessert that is merrie eng-er-lund,
Oh, say not so, say not so! For, where else might one find Old Peculiar and
Webster's Yorkshire on draught? Not in These Here United Snakes, dat's so,
you betcha! In fact, before we wuz marr'd for life, my betrothed spent an
eve with me, as I pounded Peculiar pints, and discovered why the good guv'nor
declared the stuff "wobbly juice."
Graciously, the good wife led me to the Greek souvlaki emporium after the pub
closed, leant me 'gainst a wall like so much timber, kicked my knees so that
I'd stay standing up, and entered said place of Mediterranean delicasies. She
bartered for a delicious smelly greasy concoction that I ate with aplomb, and
without any sense of what kind of bird, beast, fish or fauna was therein
contained.
Anyplace where I could get -that- drunk on about two-bucks an' a quatah for
each of a "sociable" seven or nine twenny-ounce pints that my belly managed to
hold down, is a damn fine part of the world, in my humble opinion. It's no
wonder the great Keith Moon was English, so sez I!
>there's no finer hostelry than
>'cafe pop' in manchester. window seats thru the keyhole, george best
>a-plastered on the wall,
And -- now if this don't beat all, the wife is a Man United fan! She's told me
all about Georgie Best, and from what I hear, a-plastered is an apt description
for the talented-but-sozzled feller!
>pyrex in excelsis
And peasant under grass!
>and brie bagels to warm
>the coldest cockles:
And mussels? A-liiiivee a-liiiivvee, ohhhhh ...
>1979 has returned in time for X (tho i didn't
>appreciate it then, when, a mere 6 years of age, i was made to
>wear purple flared courdroy SLACKS to school). the only minge is the
>lack of chocolate blancmange on the menu - surely a delicacy to be
>savioured and which is deserving of a return to grace - it fell only
>by association with it's pink brethren, a salutory lesson for us all.
Thankyew, thankyew, for yer Guide to Midlands SLACK, ay-yup, gud lad!
But you young whippersnappers, why, when I wuz yer age in 1979, I was alreaddy
19! You kids had it easy -- hell, I had to endure endless hours of Fleetwood
Mac in mah hah skool, and though the the dear wife dealt admirably with the Bay
City Rollers craze over in Oyrelund, noone listens to that and remains with
their grey-matter UNSCARRED! The '70's were brutal, and their victims roam as
shell-shocked cyber-zombies thru our streets! Why, even today, the occasional
blast of "Mull of Kintyre" sends us into a Pictish fury that causes VEINS to
bulge in our TEETH! STOP ME BEFORE I SING "WATERLOO" AGAIN ARRRGGGGHHHH!
And so, is Up To Us, We Who Phucking Well Know Better, to see that the '70's
cultural artifacts remain preseverd, like so many dung-dwelling bugs trapped in
amber, to save the Youth of our Planet from VH-1 and The Home Shopping Network.
(Random neuron firing: Why is "phonetically" spelled -that- way?)
D'ya tink we could buy the French Dinnywhirl, an' turn it into the Earthly
Realm o' "Bob"? Is there time, before the Great Rupture? What rides would we
install? What food would we serve? Is there enough Spam-Macaroni & Processed
"Cheese-Style" Food Product to feed the teeming multitudes? And, most
importantly, what price would we charge for the briefest taste of TRUE SLACK on
THE GREEN PLANET?
>mmm duodenum in rapture
Hasta la pizza! My hovercraft is full of eels!
>tschuss
>rev d.v.w
("x") The Venerable Maha Swami-ji B. Jeebees (His mark)
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9051. HULA DUSTER. This is really something! Plastic,
handpainted hula girl, whose skirt is a duster! And the package is
great -- in French it says "Plumeau Tahitien." The card says,
"Tropical Duster Shakes and Shimmies Your Dust Away!" I'll say it
does! Every cultured person has to have one of these! $5.00 each.
-- from the Archie McPhee Catalog #18
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