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PRABOB
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Date: Fri, 31 Mar 1995 17:39:30 -0800 (PST)
From: bigdaddy@ccnet.com
Subject:
To: Subgenius@mc.lcs.mit.edu
cc: Subgenius@mc.lcs.mit.edu
Message-ID: <Pine.3.89.9503311746.A26542-0100000@ccnet3>
On Fri, 31 Mar 1995, Automatic Subgenius Digestifier wrote:
> it seems that a malignant fly, smiling Dobbshead, just might swoop down,
> pucker up but good, and deck me one.
Smiling Dobbhead or Xist in the pay of JHVH-1? They have
chemicals in the water, in our food, and in the AIR WE BREATHE with
potent hallucinogens to keep up in a dreaming state, with a vision of
'Good' and 'Evil' that keeps us on the Conspiracy treadmill. Why? Because
that way The Men in Black don't have to figure out how to explain to us
the fact that 99% of the Earth is DEAD...we've known it for years, look
at Nader and the other 'ecofreaks', but it's been denied at every turn by
the agents of the Con with a million lies as we grind forward, our towers
of steel and silicon strangling the Earth, the FALSE SLACK a cord around
our necks by which to jump from a HIGH place and HANG TIL YOUR NECK ROTS
THROUGH!
Yeah, we see the world through glasses of LSD and DMT inhibitors
to drink the night away...and no worries about the hangover at the end.
Except this has a WORLD-SIZE HANGOVER that NO amount of Tylenol or any
other Xist-inspired medicine is going to cure! It takes SLACK, pure,
clean, unadulterated SLACK to wake us up and let us know how to REVEL in
this destruction and turn it to our own ends. REJOICE in this disarray
and sober up to be the rulers of the world! THEY don't want you to know
it, and THEY don't want to see it, and THEY can't bear the mere THOUGHT
of it, but SLACK, real SLACK from BOB can open your eyes and let you see
things as they really are.
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Date: Fri, 31 Mar 95 14:15:04 -0600
From: John Marshall <John_Marshall@beckett.com>
Organization: Beckett Publications
Subject: Fwd(2): Re: Fwd: Re: Fwd: continuing the ...
To: Subgenius@mc.lcs.mit.edu
Message-ID: <89270.ensmtp@beckett.com>
Good Luck To You And Your Genitals. NEXT . . .
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Have fun. Get LAID. WRITE ME A LETTER!
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Date: 95-03-31 01:21:29 EST
From: Mishymish
To: Dentente
sorry I needed some good luck!
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Date: 95-03-28 20:17:22 EST
From: GRUVYGrL
To: JD1128,Heidi 615,DarkAnge1
To: JezanahS,Bebop22542,The Fatty
To: BanffMt,TCUWags,Dondaroo,Scarp1
To: YOUNZER,Mishymish,DIVINGNUT
To: VIDLENE,PJack50786,RLaw5,HOST Tux
To: PoohBear2u,RhondaP212,Donasails
To: QueenMare,PMartin852,Pheonixxx
To: Caution101,Tantalyz
SORRY!!!!!
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Date: 95-03-27 15:37:58 EST
From: Curryed
To: GRUVYGrL
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Date: 95-03-23 21:14:26 EST
From: GRUVYGrL
To: Curryed
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Date: 95-03-20 18:58:22 EST
From: GRUVYGrL
To: MissPeb
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Date: 95-03-20 18:54:52 EST
From: SycoChick
To: GRUVYGrL
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Date: 95-03-19 11:32:23 EST
From: JMonro
To: Primo23
CC: PeeteeV,River8000,GREENDAY35
CC: Caufield,SycoChick
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Date: 95-03-16 20:19:03 EST
From: Postava
To: PeeteeV,River8000,Primo23
To: GREENDAY35,Caufield,SycoChick
To: JMonro,Beatgrl
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Date: 95-03-12 08:56:40 EST
From: Doors873
To: LinZee
CC: Caufield,DaniHi,DOOKIE 039
CC: DZANGER,HOLE123,Greendazy
CC: Molly69115,NikkiC,NATMVAUGHN
CC: Missy 1600,Penny Tea,Lovegrrl
CC: Nirvana537,Pungeative,P 48 Prof
CC: Postava,River8000,Robad2
CC: Sonicgirl8
have good luck
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Date: 95-03-11 22:47:29 EST
From: Aneurysm69
To: Doors873
hi dick face do you still like that flat chested cocksucking tight pussyd
bitch agelo oh whoops bye
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Date: 95-03-11 20:34:04 EST
From: JMonro
To: Penny Tea
CC: Caufield,DaniHi,DOOKIE 039
CC: DZANGER,GolferJKH,Greendazy
CC: Jperry100,KCarrDFB,LinZee
CC: MEIGHAN69,P 48 Prof,Aneurysm69
CC: Misfit76,Missy 1600,Molly69115
CC: NikkiC,Nirvana537,Postava
CC: Pungeative
i hope you have good luck
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Date: 95-03-11 09:45:16 EST
From: DCaP 10
To: E Kretz
CC: MTVomit,Taco Hell,RNewbold
CC: Pumpkin666,HOLE123,JMonro
CC: Pungeative,Fender9
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Date: 95-03-08 19:37:03 EST
From: LinZee
To: DCaP 10
Thought you could maybe use this ! :)
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Date: 95-03-07 19:39:11 EST
From: Matt Endy
To: LinZee
Hi. Im Matt! I dont know why they sent me this, but I have to continue it-
you do too!
Bye,
Matt!
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Date: 95-03-05 18:45:14 EST
From: Chukar 666
To: Tremmer
CC: ALASKA 246,Arctic Kat,Alaska dog
CC: AKNSTEVE1,DANnALaska,Reddog AK
CC: GBayAK,Wendy15Bi,MADD SKILL
CC: KRAD 80,MedLogUSN,Slywy,Bootrilla
CC: SwimManiac,Dana BiF15,ZEN BOY365
CC: EDossey,Banso,JP MWII,Matt Endy
CC: Turtlefur,KOKNC,Joel98,Daemon 01
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Date: 95-03-04 18:12:04 EST
From: VOLLEY7
To: Chukar 666
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Date: 95-02-27 22:42:17 EST
From: RMooney515
To: VOLLEY7
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Subj: Fwd: continuing the chain
Date: 95-02-27 22:36:00 EST
From: TommyRiver
To: JAKOBEVE,BLONDIE777,KevinTime
To: StudNJ1,Frankjuice,Goddess69
To: Rubicon802,JANMOT,Mr Netware
To: KGirdley,Jmd194,IWDSOC,Lin Roo
To: Grwagut4me,Lady PDC,Wantobe
To: LTTLBIG,PinkPaisly,RMooney515
To: Me AJ01,AlPorteous,SGentle
Here..do not get me wrong for sending this letter. I mean no harm by it.. If
you displease then ignore it, however, be aware of your luck....
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Date: 95-02-25 01:42:50 EST
From: ChristyeF
To: TommyRiver
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Date: 95-02-23 00:35:54 EST
From: JayBird911
To: ChristyeF
a thought for you
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Subj: continuing the chain
Date: 95-02-19 00:55:33 EST
From: KShea
To: RsSkiVT,Steve68,BakStage,SnoMaker
To: I am Plaid,GHaak10659,ALAU1,JCF75
To: SFontanell,Jordan DJF,Criter
To: FSTGUYEDIE,One L16804,JayBird911
To: Regrubruf,Rauncho4
Hello all!!! Please forgive me for sending this, but I thought you'd get a
kick out of it. Enjoy, and Hope for the Best!!! Take care!!..... =)
...........With sex all things are possible..........
This paper has been sent to you for good luck. The original has been worn
out from having passes through the hands of so many people. It had travelled
around the world 72 times {Dear Reader: please help keep this account
current. If this letter falls into your hands after just completing one more
circuit of the world, please add on to the count.} The luck has now been
sent to you. You will experience great sex within four days of receiving
this letter, provided you send it on! Since the copy must travel the world,
you must make twenty copies and send them to others. This is no joke. Send
no money. Send copies to people you need to get laid within 96 hours.
After he passed his letter on, a Montana Spinach Control Officer got his
Penis stuck in a cow-milking machine and had the longest series of orgasms of
his life. John Elliot tried to pick up a prostitute, but, because he broke
the chain, was picked up by the police instead. When they searched his home,
they found magazines of little boys which they showed to his neighbors. In a
suburb of Paris, Don Loray's trousers were ripped by an unsatisfied erection,
51 days after failing to circulate the letter. However, before this
happened, a condom machine gave him three condoms for the price of one.
Do note the following: Herbert Pudstrom received the chain in 1953. He
asked his secretary to make twenty copies and send them out. A few days
later he encountered her in a red-light district making mor than he had ever
paid her at work. General George Patton, who sent the letter on, saw what he
thought was a quarter in the street. When he bent down to pick it up, a
beautiful woman in miniskirt walked by, and he got a great view. His aide,
Colonel Roger Bumswiver, who did not pass on the letter, tried to pick up a
similar object but was fucked up the ass by a desperate bull when he bent
over.
Heywood Daddit, and unemployed chicken choker, received the letter and forgot
that it had to leave his hands in 96 hours. His wife then went bowling with
his best friend and never returned. Later, after finding the letter again,
he mailed twenty copies. A few days later he got a wife and discovered that
his old wife, who he thought was wonderful, had made love to him like a dead
salmon for all these years! Alan Fairchild received the letter and, not
believing, threw the letter away. Nine days later he spilled hot coffee in
his crotch.
In 1987 the letter received by a young woman in Texas was faded and barely
readable, so she did not realize that this paragraph applied to her. She
promised herself she would retype the letter and send it on, but she put it
aside to do later. She was plagued with problems including herpes and other
venereal diseases she contracted in her futile attempt to find Mr. Right in a
singles bar. The letter did not leave her hands in 96 hours. She finally
typed the letter and found a man with a 10-inch penis.
You must distribute at least twenty copies within 96 hours of receiving this
letter. Those who do will find their love lives more fulfilling. Those who
do not will be doomed to one night stands with mechanical devises.
Enjoy.
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Date: Fri, 31 Mar 1995 16:13:58 -0800 (PST) From: "Dobe F. Doinat" <dobe@eskimo.com> To: Subgenius@mc.lcs.mit.edu Subject: PRABOB Message-Id: <Pine.SUN.3.91.950331160703.16526B-100000@eskimo.com>
Talking "BoB"'s_Head, Connie. Oh CONnie, Show me some Pink!
<if you see emotiCon here, kill it.> dobe fugin doin@! or kill me DeFormED Ofder FRANK DHARMA
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