Today's Topics:
"Bob" ripoffs
Dobbhead placements...
growing on old stations
MANLINESS
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Date: Sat, 8 Apr 1995 14:35:08 -0500
To: Subgenius@mc.lcs.mit.edu
From: "Alexander W. Davis" <davis@davis.harvard.edu>
Subject: "Bob" ripoffs
>>>On a completely unrelated note.. have any of you heard very much about
>>>Microsoft's Bob(tm)?
Well, I wouldn't be too surprised if "Bob" wasn't in on the deal somehow,
even if Gates & Ballmer don't know it. After all, he's the master of
sales. Microsoft might think its got the better of 'ol "Bob", but think of
all those users out there, surrounded by their "Bob" ripoff products, once
they find out about the real "Bob", and those subliminal codes are planted,
there'll be no way of turnin' off that "Bob" loop in their heads...they'll
either fear "Bob" or love 'em. Up to us get that word 'o "Bob" out there.
Perhaps, when half of the things to buy out there become associated with
"Bob" - true "Bob" or false "Bob" - some who might otherwise never be
"saved" or worse, might become Bobbies, will stand up and say "That's it!
I've bought all the "right" stuff, memorized all the "right" things to
say...I'm sick of "Bob"! I'm gonna take back my SLACK!"
Others, of course, will go on doing the same old things the same old way.
So the saying goes: "they may be pink, but their money is green!"
Alexander Davis
Signals Collection Officer
Subliminal Data
davis@davis.harvard.edu
a_davis@harvard.edu
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Date: Sat, 8 Apr 1995 14:00:04 -0400
From: Carl P III Hirsch <ch729392@oak.cats.ohiou.edu>
Message-Id: <9504081800.AA09915@oak.cats.ohiou.edu>
To: Subgenius@mc.lcs.mit.edu
Subject: Dobbhead placements...
In a mildly slackful flick called "Samantha" w/ Martha Plimpton (Holy fuck
yes she can fist me from day one) there was a very prominent placement of
Stang's Own Book... the scene of note was where the girlie tried to kill
herself with a Rube Goldberg Machine ; After the carnage, the camera zoomed
in on a Bok o' th' Rubdenious, apparently as a symbol of how bent she was.
Give me $20 or take off your pants.
-carl
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Date: Sat, 8 Apr 1995 02:35:08 -0400
Message-Id: <199504080635.CAA03310@io.org>
To: Subgenius@mc.lcs.mit.edu,
Automatic Subgenius Digestifier <Subgenius-request@mc.lcs.mit.edu>
From: Mark Slutsky <ligue@io.org>
Subject: growing on old stations
It seems that hundreds of them are running through the station, wrong way on
escalators, drunk and foolish, pink as the word defines it. The screams are
actually quite piercing. I wish them success.
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Date: Sat, 8 Apr 1995 03:01:40 -0400
From: UncleDNap@aol.com
Message-Id: <950408030139_76029378@aol.com>
To: subgenius@mc.lcs.mit.edu
Cc: UncleDNap@aol.com
Subject: MANLINESS
THE WHITE AMERICAN MALE
Chronicles written with someone in mind
The white American male has always been the most active species in the
anti-
conspiracy realm. How could this be? The white American male is, in essence,
THE
CONSPIRACY. Oh, this all sounds so "deep" so "poingnant". "Oh, the irony of
it all!"
Well... okay whatever. But, who has the power to get anything done with any
lessened
resistance than white man folk? Who has more of a "right" to speak freely?
"We" are
the cornerstone of this giant empire. "We" made you and your home and your
wide-
screen T.V. and your cellular phone and your swimming pool and your movie
stars.
That entertainment center you just went into inconceivable debt for belongs
to
W.A.M.inc. So, where does the point to all of this come in to play? We, the
non-pink,
unanesthetized, soul surviving, white American males have one great advantage
over
all other social groups (so to speak).WE hate our own kind at least as much
as
everyone else, if not more. And therefore, have a much less adulterated and
unhindered veiw. Instead of feeling sorry for ourselves and blathering on
about some
isolated specific form of oppression, we may very well scream and kick and
whine
about all forms of oppression (or atleast the ones that interest us most at
the time). Am
I saying this is a good thing? HELL NO! At least, not in the world as we know
it.
I mean, there is a great advantage to all of this. The white American
male started all
of this shit and so, is still in a position to shake it up, start a few
tremors, give it the old
boot in the butt. But, why are we allowed that power? Well, basically,
because it's
nowhere near as tempting as the power to run corporations that stomp out
anything in
their uncharted path of destruction with a sexy little secretary that's
willing to do
anything to please the MAN with such awesome power. Oh, just to touch the
glory
even in unthinkable places. And why not? It's so damn easy. And to think that
I may
revel in this glory simply because my genetics permit it! Who can turn away
from that?
Man can kill. Man can control. MAN CAN RULE!
...to be continued whether you like it
or not
yours in glorious hatelust
. Uncle Dirtnap
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