Today's Topics:
A passing passing
Validation
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Date: Wed, 12 Apr 1995 21:23:02 -0700
From: U_Smegheadz_ <android@rahul.net>
Message-Id: <199504130423.AA18505@bolero.rahul.net>
To: subgenius@mc.lcs.mit.edu
Subject: A passing passing
Android's Realization:
"Life is like a mountain, with everyone trying to get to the top. The CON is
climbing with nobody ahead of them, about to reach a sheer cliff that they
can't see.. The NORMALS are just behind, being kicked off by the con. The
PINKS are using teamwork: they're all at the bottom saying "okay, now.. ONE-
TWO- THREE!" and all trying to run up the mountain at once. Someone near the
top slips and falls off, and all the rest of the pinks jump off so they can try
again. The DUPES are still waiting in the car: the con told them that they'd
come back to get them as soon as they made it. The FALSE PROPHETS are standing
around trying to convince everybody that they they don't NEED to get to the
top; they can just give all of their money to <insert prophet here> and it'll
be taken care of for them.
The SubGeniuses are hangin' around at the airport waiting for the helicopter
they chartered (with someone else's credit card)." :)
Rev. SMEGdroid
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Date: Thu, 13 Apr 1995 20:52:19 -0400
From: "Keith F. Lynch" <kfl@access.digex.net>
Message-Id: <199504140052.AA07130@access1.digex.net>
To: Subgenius@mc.lcs.mit.edu
Subject: Validation
Cc: kfl@access.digex.net
M.Salmond@plymouth.ac.uk writes:
> Screen Name: dobbs
> Validation: 283948928
Sorry, that has the right number of digits, but that is not a valid
Socialist inSecurity Number. If you wish to be connected to the
disInformation StuporHighway, you'll have to do better than that.
What's that you say? You're not a US citizen and don't have an SSN?
Too bad for you. You're not an official person, then. Come back
when you are.
"I'm from the government and I'm here to help you."
> UKSlack - It's summertime and the livin' is queasy.
It's summer there already? We don't get our solstice until June.
Your part of the planet must be in a really strange orbit.
> How many "sub"scribe to this digest?
Just enough to reach the ground.
> Ask any questions...
Ok. Any questions? There, I asked.
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