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To: Subgenius@mc.lcs.mit.edu
From: Michael Salmond <M.Salmond@plymouth.ac.uk>
Organization: University of Plymouth
Date: Fri, 28 Apr 1995 11:45:52 GMT
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CC: dryfoo@mit.edu
Message-ID: <A05AA301A9@cs_fs15.cs.plymouth.ac.uk>
Just seen the Cincinnatti film - what the fuck is goin' on over there
people?
That cop was really getting into his community policing act. What was
the demo about? Cutting police pay? Dispowerment of the Police?
What? Yet again our truly righteous friend the Videocam strikes as a
tool for liberty and public empowerment. This shit happens all the
time 'cept now people can film it and bring prosecutions.
Obviously there will be a huge US public outcry - the officer will go to
court etc. But will the real issues be addressed? I think not. This
happening whilst the Rodney King vid is still fresh in most peoples
minds is really going to ignite the media and masses but will
anything actually be done?Questions will be asked, experts will rant
on about their new book just published- on exactly this subject-
people will shake their heads alot. The individuals involved will suffer
and will be compensated, but the system as it stands survives.
How can a society which condemns wholeheartedly the Tianamen
Square uprising and subsequent massacre, use the same tools to
control protests in an allegedly 'civilised' and 'free' democracy?
I want to see some accountability by God!
I'll be nineties about this - "Someone should do something about this,
something must be done". Yeah, right so long as it ain't me. Media
saturation will set in and once over the initial shock the only real
message to come out of shit like this is "Look, if you're gonna beat up
on someone - do it in the van or the cells, there just might be
someone with a goddamn camera - knowwhatImean?"
Signed Pissed of, but not too surprised - at least they caught the
bastards doin' what we all know they do all the time.......
Mike S.
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Date: Fri, 28 Apr 1995 16:48:46 -0700
From: "Dung Fornicator Jr. III" <android@rahul.net>
Message-Id: <199504282348.AA01971@bolero.rahul.net>
To: Subgenius@mc.lcs.mit.edu
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>} FROM: Chief Anne P. Glavin
>}
>} SUBJ: Review of Mail Bomb Prevention: Letter and Parcel
>} Bomb Recognition Points
>}
>} DATE: April 26, 1995
>} -------------------------------------------------------------
>}
>} SPECIAL BULLETIN
>}
>} As a result of this week's letter bomb incident in Sacramento,
>} California involving a timber industry administrator, we wish to review
>} cautionary information which we have previously distributed concerning
>} letter bombs.
>}
Okay, everybody mail an envelope full of petroleum jelly and solder wick to
MIT administration..
Rev. Android
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From: Jennacy Backo <aubrey@tristan.corsair.com>
Message-Id: <9504281408.ZM56540@trio.corsair.com>
Date: Fri, 28 Apr 1995 14:06:22 -0500
In-Reply-To: <Subgenius-request@mc.lcs.mit.edu>
"Subgenius Digest V6 #81" (Apr 28, 12:00am)
To: Subgenius@mc.lcs.mit.edu
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> Jennacy - Call me Ishmael - or Mike, whichever.
>
> Mike S.
>
Naw, I think "Thomas Thermonucleardevice" is far better. It's nice,
pleasing, and indicative of the way we Homo Sapiens are treading. Think
about it: Every time someone tries to put your name ta your face, all
they have to do is think of Akira, Terminator II, that one famous shot
of the detonation at Bimini Atoll with the boats being pale in
comparison to the sheer size, immensity, and beauty of the blast, that
one commercial from the 50's or 60's with that one guy's face
superimposed onto a mushroom cloud and kids are all a'tremblin' with
fear, or my own dream of apocalyptic good-times-fer-all where there's a
mess load of global fallout, but strangely, Glen Danzig, Morrissey, the
Dhali Lama, Eric Idle, Michael Palin, John Cleese, Margaret Thatcher,
The Pope, Terry Gilliam, Katherine Hepburn, Peter O'Toole, Omar Sharif,
me, and a cardboard cutout of Graham Chapman are the only people to
survive whilst spelunking in the cave at Neuswanstein and singin' some
Andi Sex Gang in a high-pitched whiney voice. Phew!
-Jennacy 'Captain Zoron' Backomelengaster
"sometimes I think I'm turning into a hyena"
Satan is by far the kindest beast- Christian Death
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Date: Fri, 28 Apr 1995 15:54:09 -0500
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From: MARK DANIELS <AVYIMAR@ccn4.ccc.nottingham.ac.uk>
Organization: CCC, The University of Nottingham
To: Subgenius@mc.lcs.mit.edu
Date: Fri, 28 Apr 1995 13:09:04 GMT0BST
Subject: too much too c'lung
Message-ID: <172F387EF9@ccn4.ccc.nottingham.ac.uk>
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From: kingston livingston III <HIS2DGC@ARTS-01.NOVELL.LEEDS.AC.UK>
To: Zoltan TW <avyimar@ccn4.ccc.nottingham.ac.uk>
Date sent: Wed, 26 Apr 1995 12:46:14 GMT
Subject: too much too c'lung
Priority: normal
egads but what a shocker! "live off ones parents"? are you not aware of the
real purpose of the 'human' belly button? conventional science would
have us believe it is used during gestation for the movement of blood
to & from the foetus and mother - thus providing the erstwhile babe
with the oxygen and nutrients essential for growth and development in
general. close, but unfortunately no cigar.
here at the institute for cheese we have recently uncovered the REAL
purpose of the button - whether of the 'sticky in' or 'sticky out'
variety it matters not. what does matter, however, is it's relevance
concerning the contentious issue of slack transference during
preganancy. is a wee bairn filled with slack from it's ma - or does
it create it's own - or is slack gathered from the air as the mewling
nipper gasps it's first breath of the polluted brew we call 'fresh
air'?
through the ages doctors, scientists and quacks have puzzled over
this, and only now are we in a position to reveal the ANSWER: the
sole purpose of the belly button is to convey slack from parent
to child. it sucks it from slack storage sacs in the ankle region
(the cause of varicose veins, so long concealed by the pink medicinal
establishment) and, by a process akin to osmosis, the young character
draws sustenance into it's third nostril and down to the subG spot. here the
external slack slowly stimulates the nervaas system and junior begins
to slowly manufacture his or her (or both) own reserve.
an example of this is experienced daily by thousands the world over:
ever wondered why fluff congregates there? it is in fact yer button
desperately searching for slack - fluff is simply the filtered remains
of conspiracy substitutes (like the mostevil y-front pant and the
jackson family off cuts).
indeed the button never quite dies. obviously cruelly
mutilated at birth, the small surviving matter still swarms with
space dust mites eager to provide a slack snack. our research has
shown that were we all to retain our cords upon entry into the wide
world there would be no pinks, wars or soft rock music. but THEY
control the doctors. our only hope is to train an elite corps of
midwives, masters of pipe subterfuge and liberators of slackage. act
now or YOUR CHILDREN will suffer the same fate.
arse. writing shit doesn't make dissertations go away.
adios,
rev d.v.w
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Mark Daniels
Home pages: http://unicorn.ccc.nottingham.ac.uk/~avyimar/downmyclub.html
More slack than something that isn't taut.
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