Today's Topics:
Bob on GAMES mag
"Games" cover
Garage Sales Are Pink! SHORTBRAG
Help Save The Park!
...more Slack songs to live by...
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Date: Wed, 3 May 1995 08:09:11 -0400
To: Subgenius@mc.lcs.mit.edu
From: Nick Ker <pucker@telerama.lm.com>
Subject: Bob on GAMES mag
Hey! Did anyone else see "BOB" on the cover of GAMES magazine?
Or was I hallucinating?
PUCKER - The Music of the Future - Today
http://www.lm.com/~pucker
pucker@telerama.lm.com
Nick Ker: Singer, lyricist, knowitallasshole - nker@aol.com
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Date: Wed, 3 May 1995 04:48:51 -0400
To: Subgenius@mc.lcs.mit.edu
From: Michael Townsend <mtownsend@interramp.com>
Subject: "Games" cover
Nick Ker <pucker@telerama.lm.com> wrote:
>HEY I saw "BOB" on the cover of GAMES magazine (or was it a cruel hoax).
If you read the caption, you would have noted that it wasn't "Bob," it was
"Dad." Hint: the pipe on the "wrong" side of the mouth is a dead giveaway.
-Dad-
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Date: Wed, 3 May 1995 22:33:28 -0500
Message-Id: <199505040333.WAA17954@ns2.icon.net>
To: Subgenius@mc.lcs.mit.edu
From: "E.S. InterGalactic, ESQ" <kabrin@icon.net>
Subject: Garage Sales Are Pink! SHORTBRAG
EEEEEHHHHH YYYYYYAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!! I collect the farts of baboons and
sell them on the black market as O' De Simian. I drown in my own stream of
consciouness. I had an attitude check ONCE but it bounced! Paint me in
porcupines quills and UNLEASH THE BOBFORCE--I fly like a howling, naked
wolverine into a bowl of greased spam eaters to give a shortcourse on SLICE
N' DICE.
YYYYYYAAAAAAAHHHHHH EEEEEEEEEYYYYYYY!!!!!! I once had a home page but got
evicted. Now, I'm a homeless page person, sackin' bags of bytes through a
push cart modem. Shit-O-matic and call it JUICY, there ain't nothing better
than a wide load, a high speed pooch or shavin' peaches. BRING ME THE
CREAM!! Squinkters on the half shell, today only. YOU DAMN RIGHT it was
Reagan and every other President! Brain flecked at birth by ZOMBIE
CARTILAGE MASTERS to have spineless backbones in the event of an intelligent
public. OH SHIT! My groin muscle just Ollie Northed, my anus just G.
Gordan Liddyed and my nostril blew a Rush Limbaugh! I'm going into
convulsions and it looks like a right wing convention....not a pretty picture.
AAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYY YYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!! Today's the first day to pork
in the sun. I'm a free baster. Give me a spatula and I'll flip like a
Chinese contortionist in an arrow dodging contest. I'm as flexible as
slimy, left in the pot to long, spaghetti! My mucous attracts slugs and
salmon fight for a chance to swim upstream in my spit. I am a nineties kind
of guy. So get outa the GOD DAMN WAY! I GOTTA GO!!! Space aliens want to
date me and I wanna scratch my ass on the Great Pyramids. SLACK OR BE
SLACKED!!!!! I'm not from around here.....AND I SMELL LIKE A
YETI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Date: Wed, 3 May 1995 10:26:59 -0500
Message-Id: <199505031526.KAA11461@sloth.sims.net>
To: Subgenius@mc.lcs.mit.edu
From: rbauman@sims.net
Subject: Help Save The Park!
Phrantic's Trailerpark is Closing!
http://www.cybernetics.net/users/phrantic/trailer.htm
send comments to: phrantic@cybernetics.net
(Unless We see a Miracle...)
We regretfully announce that Phrantic's Trailerpark will soon be forced to
close its doors. Unless
proper financial arrangements can be made, Marty and Misha will no longer be
able to provide
homepages for the homepageless.
This unfortunate event could not have come at a more terrible time!
Thousands of websurfers are
joining the Internet daily, and America Online will soon be turning its 2
million undertrained
users loose on the Web...Most of these people will have nowhere to call
home, and will wander
aimlessly through countless "Cool-Site" lists without ever experiencing the
sense of belonging and
community that having ones own homepage provides...There MUST be a way to
Stop this
Tragedy!!
Marty and Misha have had a Fabulous time biulding and maintaining this
Trailerpark, and would
surely like to continue this endeavor...Sure, they may laugh at us Now, but
we will Fight to the
End!...This will not become another Waco!!
SAVE THE TRAILERS---heres what you can do to help:
Lets Talk about this! There must be a way to keep this torch lit, whether
it be by
donations, small user fees, or corporate patronage. I have outlined a
"bumper-sticker" approach
to a corporate sponsorship program on This Page.
Tell Everyone You Know about this place and our predicament! One of you
may know
someone who can help us avoid forclosure, but we MUST Spread the Word!
Register your Homepage with every index you can find! Yahoo, Lycos,
Infoseek, etc..(if
someone can biuld us a page to make this task easier it would be Much
appreciated) Lets
biuld traffic and get this place Noticed! If we have to go out, lets go out
with a Bang!!
Write a Testimonial! If having your homepage here has been a special
experience for you,
write me and tell me how and why. Perhaps this will help convince a
potential investor that a
Living, Breathing Web-community should be allowed to Flourish!!
Phrantic's Trailerpark will close its doors when Lot # Z-10 has been
occupied. We will continue
to maintain our 260 original just trailers as before...but Remember! You are
the Charter
members of Phrantic's Trailerpark, and are entitled to all of the rewards
and recognition that this
elite status implies...Just Pray for Phase II!
send comments to: phrantic@cybernetics.net
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From: Christina Spurgin <SHROOM@lib.brenau.edu>
To: Subgenius@mc.lcs.mit.edu
Date: Wed, 3 May 1995 09:20:12 EST
Subject: ...more Slack songs to live by...
Message-Id: <98792E93ACA@lib.brenau.edu>
...my boyfriend's slack and there's gonna be trouble...(who knows?)
...god save the slack...(sex pistols)
...nothing compares to slack...(prince/sinead)
...smells like teen slack...(nirvana)
...selling the slack...(live)
...pretty slack machine...(nine inch nails album)
...portrait of an american slacker...(marilyn manson album)
a monster?
may the seed of your loins be fruitful
in the belly of your woooo-man
kristina m. shroom
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