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normals (2 msgs)
SubLite YETI Transmission
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Message-Id: <199505060452.XAA08609@home.interaccess.com>
Date: Fri, 05 May 1995 23:52:14 -0500
To: Subgenius@mc.lcs.mit.edu
From: Brian Thomas <bthomas@interaccess.com>
Subject:
>...my boyfriend's slack and there's gonna be trouble...(who knows?)
>...god save the slack...(sex pistols)
>...nothing compares to slack...(prince/sinead)
>...smells like teen slack...(nirvana)
>...selling the slack...(live)
>...pretty slack machine...(nine inch nails album)
>...portrait of an american slacker...(marilyn manson album)
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Say Kristina,
How 'bout those holiday favorites:
...slack christmas...
...christmas slack...
...slack the slack nosed slack...
...slack the slack...
...slack christmas...
...jingle slack...
...hark the slack slack...
or
...slack slack slack slack slack slack slack...
Rev. RockLobster bthomas@interaccess.com
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Message-Id: <v01510101abd112f72f97@DialupEudora>
To: subgenius@mc.lcs.mit.edu
From: Subliminal Data <davis@davis.harvard.edu>
Subject: normals
Date: Sat, 6 May 1995 11:53:57 -0400
>dont you hate it when a normal thinks their better than you?
>Little do they know
Don't you love it when some smug, scoffing normal hears one of "Bob"'s
sacred songs (ie. "Bob" is my load, an' he's coming again") and then finds
his/herself unable to stop singing the tune for the rest of the day!
Subliminal Data
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Date: Sat, 6 May 95 12:12:40 CST
Message-Id: <9505061812.AA02whd@podbox.UUCP>
From: Byron Barry <podbox!bbarry@cs.utexas.edu>
To: subgenius@mc.lcs.mit.edu
Subject: Normals
>Date: Fri, 5 May 1995 09:11:14 -0700 (PDT)
>From: April Thomas <thomasa@nova.edmonds.wednet.edu>
>To: subgenius@mc.lcs.mit.edu
>Subject: normals
>Message-Id: <Pine.SOL.3.91.950505090940.22791A@nova>
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>dont you hate it when a normal thinks their better than you?
>Little do they know
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Don't you mean "they're" as in "they are"?
Think
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Date: Sat, 6 May 1995 15:00:32 -0500
Message-Id: <199505062000.PAA23590@ns2.icon.net>
To: Subgenius@mc.lcs.mit.edu
From: "E.S. InterGalactic, ESQ" <kabrin@icon.net>
Subject: SubLite YETI Transmission
:::::SUBLIGHT YETI TRANSMISSION*Wank Receiver in OUTER SPACE:::::
(GMT: O4:22:47, 95/05/05) Wank Receiver tracking reports a large
space object believed to be either an *X-IST probe or some crude Plaster of
Paris copy of Hillary Clinton's butt approaching the outskirts of Pluto.
Subgenious scientist at Wank Tracking Central, MoBOB, AR, are anxiously
awaiting the object's reaction once it reaches the actual skirts themselves.
"We've got all our heads stuck in buckets of cheap wine around here
hoping to jump start our Yeti-Psionics, but so far nothing new to report
other than the fact that something was definitely noticed out there," state
SuG Wank Director PullPud Cuticle Rex. "If we haven't come up with anything
new by dark, I'm sure some of us will be pissing on the 12 volt batteries of
running farm tractors just to see what happens."
SuG scientists conjecture the object may have been sent by *X-ISTS
in order to test SubG resolve, either that, or someone is playing a
maliciious prank on the country's First Lady. SubG scientists say they will
know more once they convince NASA to aim the Hubble Telescope at the object.
"NASA's not talking to us right now, since we mentioned the First
Lady's butt," Rex admitted. "But, we're YETI damn it! We'll not give up
until we get to the bottom of this. Sooner or later, we're going to crack it!"
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ALIENS BEWARE! Our One-Eyed BOB in Space is Watching You!
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"We Don't Need No Stinkin' Steel Alloy, We Got Wood!"
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