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normals (2 msgs)
still can't do it
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Message-Id: <199505070545.AA15786@crcnis1.unl.edu>
Date: Sun, 07 May 1995 00:51:30 -0500
To: Subgenius@mc.lcs.mit.edu
From: "K." <dgrady@herbie.unl.edu>
Subject:
>>dont you hate it when a normal thinks their better than you?
>>Little do they know
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>Don't you love it when some smug, scoffing normal hears one of "Bob"'s
>sacred songs (ie. "Bob" is my load, an' he's coming again") and then finds
>his/herself unable to stop singing the tune for the rest of the day!
don't ja hatee it when a normel tinks hes better an you cause he cun spelll?
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Date: Sun, 7 May 1995 02:09:42 -0500
Message-Id: <199505070709.CAA31216@onramp.armchair.mb.ca>
To: subgenius@mc.lcs.mit.edu
From: Dave Voorhis <dave@onramp.armchair.mb.ca>
Subject: normals
>dont you hate it when a normal thinks their better than you?
>Little do they know
Hey, maybe that normal _IS_ better than you. Ever think of that?
-- The Very Rev. Uncle Dave First Christ Church of the Tapered Body------------------------------
Date: Sun, 7 May 1995 14:09:27 -0500 Message-Id: <199505071909.OAA16389@onramp.armchair.mb.ca> To: subgenius@mc.lcs.mit.edu From: Dave Voorhis <dave@onramp.armchair.mb.ca> Subject: normals
>>dont you hate it when a normal thinks their better than you? >>Little do they know >> >>------------------------------ > >Don't you mean "they're" as in "they are"? >Think
No, no. That should be "he/she is", not "they are".
-- The Very Rev. Uncle Dave Member: Nit Pickers Anonymous "Over 17 seconds without picking a single nit. I'm cured! I'm cured!"------------------------------
From: MARK DANIELS <AVYIMAR@ccn4.ccc.nottingham.ac.uk> Organization: CCC, The University of Nottingham To: Subgenius@mc.lcs.mit.edu Date: Sun, 7 May 1995 13:39:40 GMT0BST Subject: still can't do it Message-ID: <7826B80821@ccn4.ccc.nottingham.ac.uk>
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From: mephistopheles tatterdemallion <HIS2DGC@ARTS-01.NOVELL.LEEDS.AC.UK> To: avyimar@ccn4.ccc.nottingham.ac.uk Date sent: Sun, 7 May 1995 12:24:06 GMT Subject: still can't do it Priority: normal
meester dang-E-ells - could you do yr thang anain chuff'nor & send this on. cheers!!
* dissertation deadlines imminent? * medieval latin grammar threateningly ominous? * peasants revolting? * gobbets snarling at the door?
fear not little fiend! spend your precious hours writing computer stuff for the first time ever. and then have your pink computer support dept refuse to let your brand new internet page be made public - - even when you offer to remove comments about tory politicians indulging in each others toilet parts (ooh mr lilley & mr portillo). heck, just send it to your cheesewhiggling compadre at anne o'there institution and have him spread it about like only zoltan can. ok, so the coding may go un peu awry - but it's still better than getting your spectrum to play 'happy birthday'. "simply beacause the 'net is an elitist richboy playground you should place as much shit there as you can & while you can"- or so my grandpappy told me back in '32. and he heard that from BoB, my uncle - - or thats what mater said he was, just after pops moved out.... the day after even the labour party sells out - pink is blue is red after all - then i'm bejiggered. no alternatives is not a good thang. time to heat my pizza and get onto my dissert. but who'll look after the wee nippers when i steal them? nurses on strike. cheers maggie - obviously the nations trust was well placed. and good ole winston - i wonder what your numbers were when you won the lottery? 12.5 million. up yer arse more likely. and as for wigan? we was robbed....aargh, i've lost my coherence pills.... time to sleep....d'oh!
get underimpressed at:
http://unicorn.ccc.nottingham.ac.uk/~avyimar/leedslack/108.html (cheers for the space zoltan) [no sweat, o wiggler of cheese - Zoltan]
Mark Daniels Home pages: http://unicorn.ccc.nottingham.ac.uk/~avyimar/downmyclub.html
More slack than something that isn't taut.
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