Today's Topics:
Stark Fists is bein' SLOOOW
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Date: Mon, 8 May 1995 21:30:09 -0700
From: Robert Spackleheim Nonstraflarbenstamus <android@rahul.net>
Message-Id: <199505090430.AA19702@bolero.rahul.net>
To: Subgenius@mc.lcs.mit.edu
Subject: Stark Fists is bein' SLOOOW
Hey, man. What's this JIVE?! I haven't gotten a STARK FIST NEWSLETTER
in over 5 MONTHS. I done PAID mah dues! How'm I suppos'ta owda unudda
wunna dem "Bob" mugs, an' uh.. a nudda "Doktas Fuh "Bob"" tape widout
dat owda fowm?! I jus' HAYTE drawin' dem LINES all ovuh agin'!
"Bob" must be takin' a leak, o' conkuwin' a planit, o' smokin' his pipe
wit' dem all in da mailin' room, o sumthin'..
Hmm.. I'm not quite broke yet. Maybe I'll send him some more money..
Rev. Android(insert coins to continue)
LIFE OVER
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