Today's Topics:
PINK BOBBY WHINERS
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From: MARK DANIELS <AVYIMAR@ccn4.ccc.nottingham.ac.uk>
Organization: CCC, The University of Nottingham
To: Automatic Subgenius Digestifier <Subgenius@mc.lcs.mit.edu>,
Subgenius@mc.lcs.mit.edu
Date: Fri, 12 May 1995 10:37:22 GMT0BST
Subject:
Message-ID: <41AAC92DC6@ccn4.ccc.nottingham.ac.uk>
I just realised the other day that "`Bob' is Slack" is an anagram
of "`Slob' is back".
Mark Daniels
Home pages: http://unicorn.ccc.nottingham.ac.uk/~avyimar/downmyclub.html
More slack than something that isn't taut.
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Date: Fri, 12 May 1995 21:54:50 -0500
Message-Id: <199505130254.VAA01069@ns2.icon.net>
To: Subgenius@mc.lcs.mit.edu
From: Kabrin <kabrin@icon.net>
Subject: PINK BOBBY WHINERS
PINK BOBBY WHINERS SAY >>>>i don't want to be here anymore, take me off your
list...there's no one here to entertain me and i have nothing of value to
contribute myself, but i can pre-judge what you're doing here and i know
that none of it is "cool" believe me, i know what "cool" is 'cause i been
on the internet and there are lots of places that tell me what "cool" is...i
can tell by the "cool" signs, yeah, thats how i know. this place is not
"cool" cause theres no one here posts "cool" stuff every single "cool" day.
i might post something "cool" but then someone would say it's not "cool" and
then...i would not be "cool" oh my. i had a thought once, but i wasn't sure
if it was "cool" so i kept it to myself and made an e-mail that said "this
place isn't 'cool' cause there is nothing on it. come on, i paid nothing to
be here, entertain me, you owe me! i'm 'cool,' seeing signs on the internet
and commercials on MTV told me what was 'cool' and because i drink pepsi,
damn i'm 'cool'
SUBGENI SAY>>>>>YYYAAAAAAHHHHHHAHAAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAA...BOBDAMNIT! Preform
your PUBIC HAIRS into an ELVIS DOO cause SPLITTIN HAIRS is Conspiracy
Termonology, if swamp water was carbonated I'd osmos it through my pores.
GET A LIFE HAVE A THOUGHT AND POST IT! IF I DONT LIKE WHAT YOU BELIEVE AT
LEAST I LISTEN TO WHAT YOU HAD TO SAY....thank you for being here Subgeni
Digest, you are over looked and underused, just keep being here and the
rest will change.
BOB BLESS US ALL, and remember, watch the skies........
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