Today's Topics:
(3 msgs)
<<<<<=====-----=====>>>>>
[Since nobody is willing to take over the job of maintaining this mailing list,
it will be SHUT DOWN in two weeks (that's May 26). Sorry about that. You
can still enjoy networked communion with fellow misbelievers on the
alt.slack newsgroup. -- Rev Travers, soon-to-be-former Immoderator]
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Date: Sat, 13 May 1995 13:45:40 -0500
Message-Id: <199505131845.NAA08918@onramp.armchair.mb.ca>
To: Subgenius@mc.lcs.mit.edu
From: Dave Voorhis <dave@armchair.mb.ca>
Subject:
>
>
>[Since nobody is willing to take over the job of maintaining this mailing list,
> it will be SHUT DOWN in two weeks (that's May 26). Sorry about that. You
> can still enjoy networked communion with fellow misbelievers on the
> alt.slack newsgroup. -- Rev Travers, soon-to-be-former Immoderator]
>
Oh, all right. Since it seems I'm the only one with enough slack to take on
the onerous task, I'll take it over, assuming certain Conditions are Met.
Fling me some email, and we'll work out the details...
-- The Very Rev. Uncle Dave First Christ Church of the Tapered Body Email your confessions here: dave@armchair.mb.ca------------------------------
Date: Sat, 13 May 1995 14:08:26 -0700 From: Robert Spackleheim Nonstraflarbenstamus <android@rahul.net> Message-Id: <199505132108.AA29814@bolero.rahul.net> To: Subgenius@mc.lcs.mit.edu Subject:
>------------------------------ > >End of Subgenius Digest - FOREVER >******************************
After all these years of getting this digest.. My father got this digest, and his father before him, and so on. Breaking a family tradition like this is so HEARTBREAKING, I could just CRY and CRY and PRETEND LIKE I'M GOING TO KILL MYSELF then WUSS OUT at the last minute and try to O.D. on Pop's vitamin C tablets, but give up 'cause they're too sour. I'll try to eat my TV set, but then "Bob" will appear, and I'll have to stop to kill him, but I'LL be killed by the 1 GIGATON SLACK EXPLOSION that occurs along with the next door neighbors and their cat and the Dobbshead on my wall...Bobyons everywhere but not one drop to fill ME, fruit juice everywhere, etc etc, ad nauseu- *BAARF* Look! A WHAGON WHEEL!!
I'll get over it.
Rev. Android
------------------------------
Date: Sat, 13 May 1995 19:27:28 -0400 Message-Id: <199505132327.AA07686@access5.digex.net> To: Subgenius@mc.lcs.mit.edu From: Bill Westfield <bwest@access.digex.net> Subject:
K, so tell me what it takes to do the "Bob Job," cause maybe I'll be inspired, and maybe I'll have a vision of Bob in the night, or maybe I'll find some excess slack, or maybe...
The Good Rev. Bill Westfield (Your Favorite Uncle).
Faith is the emaculate conception of knowedge.
------------------------------
End of Subgenius Digest ******************************
