10-6-96 IRC Devival -- Stang's log
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#SubGenius: Stang @cuthulu gnatstang talysman bringdown @RevUni Desmond DBCooper @ICEKNIFE @DerPelzige UncleBear @Silver_bowler @lurch @P-Lil @Zuckerschwanz @Modemac @RevJack @SuperBabe @crazykey @Friday-j @Agent_Wilco @MegaLiz @Geethree
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crazykey: Clinton and Dole are fighting over the remains of a crumbling pink world--don't watch; it's depressing
bringdown: If he's dead, he can't get away...
RevJack: NO MORE MONKEYS
Zuckerschwa Ah, the REAL stang is here..
SuperBabe: MONKEY, DAMMIT
UncleBear: THE ONE TRUE STANG!
DerPelzige: Another false Stang! Kick Him!
Friday-j: Now is this the real Stang or another imposter?
RevUni: Hot DAYEM! RAPE GGG!
Modemac: Drat, this thing doesn't have defaults for the sound directory...
MegaLiz: Some other fake stang huh?
RevJack: MONKEYS ARE BAD
P-Lil: Too late, another monkey got in... with another razor!
SuperBabe: Monkeys cleanse the soul
P-Lil: It's the Rue Morgue!
RevJack: Oh, hello "Stang" ( yeah right)
Friday-j: P-Lil - I knew I should have hidden the whetstone.
SuperBabe: hi stang
Agent_Wilco Strang me
bringdown: Monkeys clean the sinus' too
crazykey: Our President!
talysman: looks like that fake stang who calls metronet.
Zuckerschwa I couldn't watch. IRC is more fun anyway.
DerPelzige: You've got a wheatstone bridge?
Stang: I was just watching the debates. Dole was stuttering, Clinton smirking.
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*** SuperBabe is now known as LadyBabe
Zuckerschwa Take me with a rope and haaang me!
Friday-j: Stang is actually dead and the Bump is just using his account until it gets its own.
Zuckerschwa STOP KICKING GNATSTANG, DAMMIT!
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ICEKNIFE: PROVE YOU'RE THE REAL STANG OR GET KICKED... What's yer dog's left testicle's name?
Silver_bowl oops ok
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Agent_Wilco Here's Brother Spade: Make him feel welcome
Modemac: Stang: Unless I miss my guess, no one has said anything worthwhile in the debates. Yes?
RevJack: IT's him!
Zuckerschwa Sorry people keep kicking you, gnatstang..
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Zuckerschwa Does that come with fries?
ICEKNIFE: whew! IT'S OK... it's really him...
Zuckerschwa ARRRRGH.. Goddamned LINE NOISE..
Zuckerschwa Yeah, F2.. dammit..
gnatstang: zuck: just idiot boy SILVER_BOWLER
Stang: Modemac, well, you know, they're just mouthing their lines... both are CIA running dog lackeys anyway.
Zuckerschwa ARRRRGH.. Goddamned LINE NOISE..
bringdown: So do we all just sit and masterbate or what here?
Friday-j: So mighty Stang, what's life like without the Bump?
Zuckerschwa Hah.. The CIA WISHES they were that competant..
Agent_Wilco NOW YPU'VE GONE AND DONE IT!
crazykey: Ivan Stang for President!!
LadyBabe is getting a masage from Rogue. well she was....
RevJack: I already finished
LadyBabe: Yo mama for president
Zuckerschwa It's spelled MASTURBATE, bringdown. Get it right..
Friday-j: Bringdown - You got it babe! Whip it out and get a-whanking!
gnatstang wonders if stang remembers the CHICAGO underground FILM festival of last year?
Modemac: And the audience members are applauding on cue, I take it.
bringdown: I mean, it's OK if we do, but, I just wanna know.
UncleBear: Stang's Bump for Presdient!
*** CTCP SOUND duckjob.wav from LadyBabe replied
crazykey: now that would be a great bumper sticker
Stang: Friday, the stitches come out tomorrow. I dunno... without the Bump I don't wazanna be BAD anymore... but I can't seem to READ anymore, either.
DBCooper: Stang, I live in Washington. Nobody is competent here. Nobody.
talysman: Ivan Stang for CIA RUNNING DOG LACKEY!
bringdown: You beat off your way and let me jack in my own ok?
DerPelzige: Lou B back.
*** Signoff: DerPelzige (Leaving)
RevUni: I got a fucking pot scrubber at the grocery store the other day...its called a "Scrub Bob". Heh.
Friday-j: Stang - Wouldn't you like to be just a little bad?
RevJack: hey stay outta me!
ICEKNIFE: if *I* werked for the CIA.... I'd collect files on all of you, and sell them to Simon & Schuster for a BOOK...
Zuckerschwa Oh, everybody wants to be bad.. except maybe for that Grantland guy..
*** Agent_Wilco has set the topic on channel #SubGenius to Stang's Bump for President!
P-Lil: Stang: Your brain wanted a lobotomy so badly it squeezed through your skull and formed a bump on your head.
Stang: Talysman, I read parts of RANT THAT DARE NOT on the radio show yesterday.
Friday-j: I was at the fair and saw a ride called Flying Bobs!
RevUni: Stangs RUMP for President? Wha...?
Zuckerschwa The CIA's file on me is probably really lame, and probably not half as interesting as I could make it..
Stang: I finally realized that ALL of that rant was from me.
Desmond: get that bump to CT for the debates...they're almost over!
cuthulu: i am a butthole for christ
RevJack: Congrats, Talysman!
talysman: Stang: Yeah, I noticed that post on a.s
gnatstang: Stang: if ya remember the CHICAGO underground FF I am the guy who was hanging around and bought ya a beer and hung out for a while
RevJack: no, the butthole is Vice-President
Friday-j: Gnatstang - Not that nano-laced beer?
talysman: I'm working on some better ones...
Agent_Wilco But how would it do in the debates?
LadyBabe is bidding all adieu
RevUni: Friday: Maybe I'll show you my "Scrub Bob" someday. Its pretty.
Friday-j: Bye LadyBabe!
Stang: Gnatstang, oh, that guy. Uh...
Zuckerschwa Vreedeez or no vreedeez, the latest Butthole Surfers album SUCKS ROCKS.
Agent_Wilco bye buy lil
gnatstang: friday: no...couldn't find any on the spur of the moment
RevJack wants to be exactly like gnatstang
ICEKNIFE: EVERYONE is invited to help grantland's crappy free verse by adding lines that rhyme... it'z FUN!
P-Lil: Bye LadyBabe
LadyBabe: Star Trek Voyager calls
LadyBabe: nighty night
Friday-j: RevUni - Anything else you want to show me?
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Zuckerschwa see ya.
RevJack: toodles LO
cuthulu: star trek butt voyager
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Zuckerschwa I'm in the middle of moving into a new room.. The walls are real ugyl
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Friday-j: I'm not leaving for anything less than Babylon 5!
Silver_bowl the Anus and Beyond
Zuckerschwa So I have to find stuff to put on them.
RevUni: I like a name like "Buzz", Dont you?
crazykey: Stang would wipe those pink candidates out in a debate, easily
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Stang: Incidentally, the Bump is NOT controlling ANYTHING anymore, but it inert, in a little jar. Has anybody bid on it yet?
talysman: ICE: can we add lines that scan, too?
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*gnatstang* just came in to see what was going on and to say 'WE NEED!!! U BACK IN CHICAGO!!!!
Friday-j: Stang - Any bids on the bump yet?
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bringdown: Voyager?!? might as well admit to sucking yer dog off
Zuckerschwa Stang would get SHOT IN THE HEAD before the debate was over.
cuthulu: are you in a dorm, dave?
Zuckerschwa What the hell is +v?
Zuckerschwa No, I'm living at home right now.
ICEKNIFE: taly: no. as usual, you go TOO FAR!!!
Agent_Wilco Zuck: A miss-click
Modemac: Crazykey: However, Stang would not be able to fill the audience with the all-important ZOMBIES WHO APPLAUD ON CUE!
gnatstang: CTHULU FOR PRESIDENT!!!
DBCooper: crazykey: "pink" candidates" pink in yellow makeup...
P-Lil: V for Voice. Used on moderated channels.
Friday-j: I don't want to bid, because I know Stang will just take the money and never send the bump, because that's what he said.
Zuckerschwa But Paul moved into the basement, and I bribed Brian to move into Paul's room, so I've got his room.
gnatstang: why settle etc etc
cuthulu: you should live in a dorm so you can seduce younf men in the showers.
RevUni: Friday: I'll show you my booger collection. Its bursting with <captain kirk pause> FRUIT FLAVOR.
bringdown: I'd volunteer to shoot stang, but I've been warned against doing that any more.
DerPelzige: I like Voyager. I'd rather fuck Janeway than Picard.
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Agent_Wilco Pass them boogers, Uni
cuthulu: i'd rather fuck janeway than picard too
Zuckerschwa I don't want to fuck ANYONE on Star Trek.. I don't even WATCH star trek..
Friday-j: RevUni: Your magic nose goblins?
ICEKNIFE: i wanna fuck bellana tores
RevUni: You got it, Gramps.
UncleBear: Stang would bring the Presdiency the HATE it truly needs!
cuthulu: although skull fucking is an entirely different proposotion
RevJack: Picard has some nice tits though, you have to admit
Stang: "Kill Stang Not "BOB" is OLD.... old as the hills. And way more permanent.
Agent_Wilco I'm going to fuck MYSELF! Brb
DerPelzige: I want Worf to give B'elanna Torres a swirly.
RevUni: Yeah. And I got magic butt goblins too.
crazykey: instead of just whinin like babies
Modemac: I wanna fuck this babe who appears naked in RE-ANIMATOR! Whatta riot of a movie.
Friday-j: Love Stang not Kill Stang.
ICEKNIFE: and the mother bear from Berenstein Bears
talysman: Unc: you mean more hate than DOLE?
DBCooper bring in the brace and bit for trepanation
bringdown: Picard's got a real tight ass too.
Stang: HEY!!! THERE ARE ONLY 637 DAYS UNTIL X-DAY.
RevJack: Modemac - on the cold, cold table
Friday-j: Modemac - Barbara Crampton is her name - what a honey!
P-Lil: No Spill STANG.
Stang: Make Stang Not Love.
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gnatstang feelshis purpose in life is to BE A PALIMDROME!!!
BBQ: ARRRRGH.. Goddamned LINE NOISE..
bringdown: How can I LOVE stang if he's still alive?
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ICEKNIFE: Cramptown ladies sing this song...
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UncleBear: STANG has more pure HATE than Dole, who is a FALSE "BOB"!!!
Agent_Wilco doo dah
Modemac: Right. Time to look up her stats on the Video Hound CD-ROM...
cuthulu: reanimoatr is funny -- severed head cunnilingus
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RevJack: BBQ - need Zucker kicked?
Friday-j: Stang - You don't want me to make you, that would be an act of False Creation
crazykey: soon, everyday will be an X-day drill day
*** Zuckerpilz3_Tw is now known as Zuckerpilz
DBCooper plugs in the Black and Decker with the hole saw for trepanning
Zuckerpilz: Yeah, kick the FALSE ZUCKER.
DerPelzige: Sugarshroom ...
talysman: I dunno. B'hob D'Hole is pretty scary.
RevJack: I better be careful here
P-Lil: What is the Law? It is unwritten. What is the Unwritten? It is the Law. Are we not Men? (c) 1996 GGGCorp
Friday-j: DBCOOPER - Don't injure his NOSE GLANDS
Stang: Hey DB, pass me that drill when you're through with it.
Stang: Gotta make me a new HOLE.
RevUni: on the first day of xmas, my true slut gave to me, a virgin so very horneeeeee...
gnatstang knows for a FATC that Big 'Business' is soo full of sh*t!!!!
cuthulu: pass the salt, i have an open wound to take care of
Friday-j: Stang - May I deflower your new hole?
DBCooper: Hmm.... who is feeling pressured?
Zuckerpilz: Most false Bobs don't even know they are..
P-Lil: Ah, the first time I fucked Rev. Sheldon's skull...!
RevJack: I give up, too many nick changes - kick yerself
Silver_bowl how insightful gnatstang
gnatstang: these guys wouldn't know a food stamp from a POSTAGE stamp!!
Zuckerpilz: I used to know a FATC..
Stang: Friday, I am saving the new Bump Exit Wound for GGG.
Agent_Wilco Who wore fatrats
P-Lil: Anyone else up to fucking Rev. Sheldon's skull tonight?
gnatstang: er fact even
cuthulu: YEAH! SKULLFUCKING!
Friday-j: Stang - Well, I know I can't compete with GGG, he's one and a half times the man I am
ICEKNIFE: crampton dainties munch my hole, doo-da, doo-da...
Silver_bowl GGG is amesh?
Zuckerpilz: Skulls just DON'T GET ME HOT. Sorry.
Friday-j: Stang - Got any entrace wounds?
Agent_Wilco I is makin' a dollar a minute
bringdown: A SONG>> ASONG>>
Zuckerpilz: I'm the Amish guy. I've got the beard to prove it.
UncleBear: Stang, when the bump was removed, did your head go back, and to the left?
DerPelzige: GGG has "emeth" written on his forehead
P-Lil: Cuthulu: Here, catch. *tosses a lawn bag Kevan-way*
cuthulu: iu'm all for students having more sex
cuthulu: and pot
Stang: P-Lil, I would NEVER fuck Sheldon's skull because like Janor, "I ain't no queer." However I would love to fuck YOUR skull you little mincemeat you. Big mincemeat rather...
bringdown: 99 carloads of pinks at the mall, 99 carloads of pinks...
Zuckerpilz: I don't want no more pot. I DO want more sex though. Or did I say that already.
gnatstang: pot +sex?!?! k00l@@
Desmond: amish? did I hear amish?
P-Lil: Stang: HUGE mincemeat.
Friday-j: Stang - Be carfeul, P-Lil is sick and puling today.
bringdown: shoot one down, chamber a round...
Silver_bowl GGG is amish
RevUni: Wilco: Dont forget that I'm your granddaughter, and the whole purpose of having grandchildren is to give em lotsa luv and lotsa money.
Zuckerpilz: Yeah. Amish Dave here.
cuthulu: hey, this skull has been USED already!!!!
talysman: do a little Amish dance for us, Desmond.
bringdown: 98 carloads of pinks at the mall.
ICEKNIFE: yeah, but you know Janor... it's just his way!
P-Lil: Friday: SHHHHHHH.
Zuckerpilz: You make me sick to my stomach.
Stang: Sloppy thirds on the P-skull!
Zuckerpilz: No, wait.. wrong macro.
Zuckerpilz: God is not mocked.
Desmond: hehheh...round here the amish field dress their wives!
Zuckerpilz: Still wrong.
Zuckerpilz: Just what the hell is THAT supposed to mean?
Zuckerpilz: What should I listen to now?
DBCooper: Hey "I love you for your mind"... doesn't that mean anything?
Zuckerpilz dances epileptically
gnatstang had a BAD WEEK this past one!!
Agent_Wilco Uni: Oh yeah, here's 50 cents, get you a car or somehting
Zuckerpilz: Yeah, F8.
ICEKNIFE does that goddamn stupid fucking pixie dance again, and yer pretty much powerless to stop it...
RevUni: oooh yeah. Thanks gramps. :)
cuthulu: it's bad juju to balspheme
Silver_bowler waves a fiver at ICEKNIFE
gnatstang got fired for pointing out that he could STEAL BLIND!!! the COMPANY he was working for!!
Friday-j kisses the scar across Stang's wrinkled brow
bringdown: GOTTA GO.. the wife needs the computer. She needs to moisten her panties worshipping Christopher Lambert. SO LONG!
Agent_Wilco Uni: I'll get you another barbie for christmas
Stang: FRIDAY.... aaargh.... "I'D LIKE TO GIVE YOU... A PIECE OF MY MIND... AAAARGCHH" *rip*
talysman stops ICEKNIFE with the fishslapping dance.
RevUni: Silver, you fag! I didnt know yew were here!
gnatstang: OSERVED EVEN
cuthulu hey macaranus!
Zuckerpilz: I'd worship Christopher Lambert's panties. But not Christopher Lambert.
ICEKNIFE silently approaches talysman carrying two BIG ROCKS, with a strange, unsettling not-quite-human grin...
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gnatstang: er ebserved even
Friday-j: Stang - Robert Picardo is definitely a cool actor.
Agent_Wilco Yep. He's a fag, and my brother, and we believe in incest!
P-Lil: Stang: All right, Dr. Howl....
MegaLiz Wheels into the channel #subgenius with many packages
DerPelzige: Macarena macarena, mac, macarena
Stang: Friday, woul;d you nip the stitches out with your teeth while you're making out with my forehead wound?
*** Signoff: bringdown (Leaving)
Silver_bowl you sound smarter and smarter with each pasing moment there gnat
RevJack: *** RevJack was kicked by RevJack (RevJack)
Zuckerpilz: Ooh, what did you get for us, Meg?
talysman approaches ICEKNIFE with TWO BIG UNSETTLING GRINS...
RevUni: Meg has some nice packages...
*** Signoff: gnatstang (Read error to gnatstang[lawson.ripco.com]: EOF from client)
MegaLiz has a delivery for Friday...Friday are you here?
Modemac: So Stang finally got the trepanation he always wanted?
Friday-j: Stang - I'd love to my dear Reverend. I'll even sharpen my teeth first so as not to cause too much UNNECESSARY PAIN.
ICEKNIFE: yeah, like hal could actually stand it here
MegaLiz gives Friday big wet doggy kisses. FROM A REAL DOG!!!!
Friday-j: Mom - I'm here!
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cuthulu: we shoudl be ligting our teachers up and eating their cute shaved twats
talysman: Megaliz has been botomized!
Agent_Wilco Everbody talk at once, starting right....
cuthulu: Bill Clinton is del fuego!
Friday-j: MegaLiz - What breed of dog is that? Nice tonguework!
Zuckerpilz: blah, blah, blah blah blah.
RevJack: Oy, my prostate
lurch: rather have bottle infronome than a frontalobotome
MegaLiz: It's a SHITZU!
P-Lil: Stop this ku-ching right now.
Desmond: isn't that already happening, Wilco??!!
Agent_Wilco 3LvIs d00dz
Friday-j: I wish I had some 'frop to give poor suffering Stang.
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RevJack passes Meg a tissue
gnatstang: re all
Agent_Wilco Desmond: yep!
Stang: I have tried VERY HARD to get the following to do IRC: Dr. Howll, Vreedeez, Susie the Floozie, Joe Mama, Sterno. Sterno can't for good reasons. The rest... CAVEMEN.
RevUni: i wanna wanna be a male modEL!
Agent_Wilco Desmond: hehe!
Zuckerpilz: That's OK.. they don't have to..
Friday-j: Stang - Your efforts will not go unrewarded, I am certain.
Zuckerpilz: I want t
Stang: Shouldn't we be watching the debates and deciding who will be our next CIA running dog?
DerPelzige: i WANT MR. T!
P-Lil hands Stang a pipe carved out of a car's piston rod going through someone's skull
lurch: I wanna be a malebox
Friday-j: I'd rather be a model male.
Agent_Wilco I want to be a mail model
Zuckerpilz: I want to be a god!
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crazykey: IRC is a great SubG event
RevUni: NXK, what up, g money?
Desmond: Wilco: yes....mass insanity!
Zuckerpilz: MY NAME IS GOD HILLIARD! FOLLOW ME TO EVERY NOOK AND CRANNY OF THE UNITED STATES!
lurch: I wanna nail a mailbox
gnatstang wants to see P MAV!! here !!
Stang: P-Lil -- I used to have a bong like that!
DerPelzige: See if you can get Flaming Carrot to show up for IRC.
Friday-j: Stang - Why think about voting? Just use your dick to punch out those cards!
MegaLiz is very disappointed. very very very.
Geethree: YAAAAAAH I'M BACK AND WILLIN TO TESTIFY THAT I HAVE JUST WITNESSED A MOVEMENT WORTHY OF BOB HISSELF
lurch: I could get the flaiming carrot
cuthulu: mavis beacon teaches fellation
MegaLiz smacks herself silly to no avail
N_X_K: Uni:Watching the election...Laugh riot...
P-Lil: Stang: Yeah, but have you had a frop hit like this?
lurch: guy that writes it, anyway
Zuckerpilz: What are you disappointed about, Meg?
RevUni: heh, no shit.
lurch: no shit
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Friday-j: Mom - Why are you disappoiinted? Was it something I kissed?
gnatstang says VOTE REPUBLICAN!! and get the Revolution going !!!
cuthulu slaps MegaLiz around a bit with a large trout
Agent_Wilco My eyes!
Modemac: Hoo-ah! Barbara Crampton appeared in 9 movies!
Zuckerpilz: Jet Rock!
Stang: Meg -- need a light?
RevJack: YES MORE PEOPLE YES MORE MORE MORE
talysman: damn, jets, JJ was just looking for you...
cuthulu: vot democrat and smoke pot
Agent_Wilco Sweet Jesus MY EYES!
RevUni: cuthulu: Put that damned trout AWAY, dammit!
Jetrock: Zucker: hey there. it is one word tho...
Geethree: HEY STANGKY HOWZ TRIKZ I HADDA GO TAKE A DRUMMOND SO I WASN'T HERE FER A WHILST
Friday-j: Modemac - She's nekkid in Body Double!
Agent_Wilco and INHALE!
N_X_K is writing-in Pee Dog and wasting his vote
JJDillon: Yeah...but I never found him. Instead, he revealed himself to ME!
MegaLiz: Stang: Light?!???
talysman: jetrock FUCKBLAST!
lurch: Did clinton experiment with faggotry?
Jetrock: taly: hi! i had some trouble getting connected.
lurch: and did he swallow?
JJDillon: And goddAMN, it was revealing!
Agent_Wilco a faggot tree
P-Lil: The channel is stretching like rubber.
cuthulu: i thought of renting a movie tonite.... anyone know a good gang bang flick?
Jetrock: vt220 is installing my new SEX-MOM board installed in cage.
Desmond: Barbara Crampton-- Reanimator!!!
Modemac: Yes she is. She's the one who appeared in the final credits, right>
Stang: GGG -- all of Philo's little brown brothers come out okay?
Zuckerpilz: I'm voting Green.. after all the people who give a fuck give up on the two major parties and the shitheels getin power, THEN we can revolt.
JJDillon: Happy Hooker Goes to Washington?
gnatstang: cthulu" death wish 3!
Jetrock: the one I provided. with the, heh heh, ENHANCED CIRCUITRY.
Silver_bowl the bald the fat and the ugly
talysman: oh, was EMRL down?
Agent_Wilco "Them faggits is just about ripe"
lurch: I'm already revolting
RevUni: Cuthulu: "Ilsa, She Wolf Of The SS" is a good one. :)
Silver_bowl thats a good'n
Zuckerpilz: Gang Bang? I'm not a porn expert..
DBCooper: Desmond: Wow, reanimator... I had almost forgotten...
Geethree: NO PROB WITH BOB AND SLICK TM !
JJDillon: Jets: no shit? Hmph. He probably wants his 8 Megs of Mammary back.
UncleBear: Ilsa is a CLASSIC!
P-Lil: That's "fruit", David.
Jetrock: taly: just cage... he's replacing the shitty 386SX-16 in cage with my old 486DX-33 VLB...
RevUni: Damn right!
MegaLiz: I have 2 megs of mammary...
Friday-j: Who here owns the Ilsa Japanese boxed set of laserdiscs?
Zuckerpilz: I heard "Ilsa, Harme Keeper of the Oil Sheiks" were pretty lame, though.
Geethree: yeah liz
Jetrock: ILSA! aieee!
Desmond: GGG: yeah...pretty cool flic.
lurch: the statue
Zuckerpilz: What fruit?
gnatstang has 32 mammaries on His computer!
JJDillon: Only 2? You need an upgrade. heh.
Friday-j: "Harem Keeper" has SPALDING GRAY in it!
RevJack: and fine megs they are
DBCooper: DB puts his vote in for reanimator...
lurch: with the dinky dick
Stang: GGG -- so how about that GOO porno, huh?
UncleBear just contemplates TWO Megs for a bit...
N_X_K: The presidential election should be decided with a fight to the death
Zuckerpilz: Four mammaries in each pooter.
P-Lil: I'm upgrading my mammaries to 36Cb
Jetrock: i dunno. i just saw "Rat Pfink A Boo Boo" for the first time this week...
RevJack: hoist them puppies
Friday-j: Stang - That Goo porno was NOT impressive. I could do better.
Stang: (I have been animating porno from binaries ngs using GOO....)
Modemac: Barbara Crampton movies: Body Double, Chopping Mall, Fraternity Vacation, From Beyond, Kidnapped, Puppet Master, Re-Animators, Robot Wars, Trancers 2.
Agent_Wilco Lemme tell ya 'bout goo porn
Jetrock: I got the STANDBY GOO rolling.
Geethree: stangky it made me squidgy and loose!
cuthulu: i just got that ray tracing proogie
talysman: Friday: is "Harem Keeper" that one Bugs Bunny cartoon with the genie?
RevUni: if ya cant handle it you can always watch "Drop Dead Fred."
JJDillon: Never can have too much goo...
cuthulu: it takes a long time to make a ray trace
N_X_K: Lock the two glorps in a padded acrylic cube, and whoever comes out gets shot in the head.
Jetrock: hey there, jj.
MegaLiz: You bra changes size 14,400 times each day, ya know.
Friday-j: Talysman - I mean "Ilsa, Harem Keeper of the Oil Shieks"
MegaLiz: Sez so in LIFE
lurch: one goo or too
Stang: Cuthulu -- it ain't too bad if there's no water, and the flying saucers aren't too reflective.
Zuckerpilz: I always liked how SOOPERMAN used to stop wars. He'd bring the war leaders together, and say, OK, FIGHT! And they'd say, "WE don't want to Fight!" and he'd say, "OK then, Make piece", and then they'd say "OK", and he'd go away and they'd start fighting a
gnatstang: Stang: when is there(if!!!) going to be Another 'Stark Fist of Removal'?
JJDillon: hey tehre, jetrock.
Jetrock: no goo is good goo.
Friday-j: MegaLiz - I can't help that my bra's so stretchy!
P-Lil: MegaLiz: Yeah, and that's without a FPU.
Geethree feels crowded and expands window to full scree...thinks jeez theres a lotta folks in tonight!!!
JJDillon: read your mail. I have positive cash flowing in your direction.
cuthulu: Ilsa, submarine master of the nazi hell creatures
lurch: good gravy
N_X_K: Then we can pick some homeless person off the street and make him Puppet Ruler.
Modemac: Zuckerpilz: Yes! I have that story in my book of "Superman from the 30s to the 70s."
Zuckerpilz: "You have caught us in the nearly-impossble- not only is there not a new stark fist out, we're out of back issues"
DBCooper: Ilsa's overrated
Zuckerpilz: Nearly impossible. Hah.
Agent_Wilco Yeah, dude, where's the Stark Fist?
Jetrock: jj: coo'. i guess we missed each other last week.
Zuckerpilz: I have a copy of "Superman Archives" vol. 1 or so.
Silver_bowl yea stark fist
Silver_bowl yea stark fist
cuthulu: back to work, Stang!
lurch: Get that Burrow Owl Outa my tree
MegaLiz: Stark Fist? Somebody got a Stark Fist?!??!
JJDillon: Jetrock: It's all in the mail. Thank Irezumi for all this shit.
Jetrock: i'm still waiting for my GODDAMN STARK FIST INSERTO-UPDATE!!
Friday-j: "Ilsa meets Bruce Lee in the Bermuda Triangle" - a classic that was never made!
lurch: make him King of the Hill
Stang: gnatstang -- There was an interim small report mailed out last month and another due Oct. 24 at the printers. Oh yes and the 5,000 page one on the web but I guess that doesn't count, right?
ICEKNIFE: wut is a wurmbear?
Zuckerpilz: He takes on unsafe car makers by going up to cars and saying, "You think this car is SAFE, eh? Look how easy it BREAKS!"
RevUni: PK was tellin me that Rev. N0rb was on JENNY JONES of all things the other day...dammit, i missed it.
MegaLiz: I don't have no steenking STark FISHT!??!
P-Lil: Make your OWN Stark Fist, then beat off with it.
Jetrock: JJ: thass coo'. it happens.
Geethree: stang did you get my mail????
Friday-j: I got the Stark Fist with the CD in it - didn't you guys?
gnatstang: modemac: what about 'Superman' story ' MAN OF STEEL Woman of Tissue'?
lurch: weras dorky socks
P-Lil: Stang: Hey, Seattle got their reports.
lurch: Ralph Ynuder
Zuckerpilz: I got no CD stark fist..
Agent_Wilco That's what *my* stark fist is for, P-lil
Friday-j: Gnatstang - A fine Superman story by Larry Niven!
talysman: gah! DON"T MENTION IREZUMI IN THIS SACRED PLACE!
N_X_K: Friday:"KINNIKUMAN VS. ALPINE YOUNG GIRL HEIDI"
ICEKNIFE: does the CON have an e-mail address
UncleBear: gnat-- you mean the Larry Niven article?
lurch: Stork Flask of renuzit
JJDillon: Stark FISTing.
Jetrock: okay, Sacramento didn't get their reports. Well, more to the point, *I* don't have an email address.
*gnatstang* sure does count although i'd like to be able to get the WHOLE web page in on e fell swoop 0-)
Friday-j: The spirit of tattoo?
Jetrock: taly: sorry...
P-Lil: Friday: And the pull-out centerfold showing The Beast sucking the goo out of Barbie while wagging his stiffy proudly....
DBCooper: Need to shut the sound off the TV and replace it with Dread Zeppelin...
crazykey: Ivan Stang--thanks for all that hard work on the SubG website!!
Geethree: stang of kleenex, friday of steel? that one friday?
Stang: GGG -- didn't get no paper mail... got a new ugly winged Dobbs and another Psychcho-Mayan by email.
Jetrock: I mean, *I* didn't get my FIST-UPDATE.
ICEKNIFE: stork fisting?
Zuckerpilz: I got no fist-update.
Friday-j: Well, did everyone here get the Stark Fist with the hologram cover?
JJDillon: Jetrock: email@example.com, you ninnyhammer.
MegaLiz: Barbie is on the way OUT
Modemac: Whew! Barbara Crampton was in this film called "Kidnapped."
cuthulu: i got no fist either
lurch: Thas where babies cum from
Zuckerpilz: I got the Stark Fist with the TRADING CARDS..
Jetrock: the new SubSite arttwork made me spooge my trousers.
ICEKNIFE: is that LEGAL?
cuthulu: robert louis stevenson?
N_X_K: Stang:Shit...Then how come I didn't get the interim in the mail? Or get my replacement card? It's like I don't exist...
talysman: JJ, I was about to say...
Agent_Wilco ICE: Who told you about my earlier experimentation with 'storking'?
Zuckerpilz: I use Lynx, so I can't spooge unles I download first..
Modemac: Video Hound hates it and calls it an exploitation film. Cool!
gnatstang found that NOT waiting will get u a SFOR faster than Anticipating it..0-)
JJDillon: I'm trying to summon him, Taly. We could totally reaminoexorcise him here.
Jetrock: I got the 3-D Stark Fist they put out in 30,000 BC...
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lurch: sorking stuffers
lurch: storking suffers
RevUni: Storks and The Black Thing(TM) go hand in HAND!
Zuckerpilz: I dn't wait for ANYTHING.
P-Lil: The Stark Fist I got 30 seconds ago has a pair of VR GOGGLES and Sexhurt accessories.
Friday-j: All hail Stang's fine SubSITE work - NOW GET BACK TO WORK YOU BUMPLESS KNIGGET!
MegaLiz: The Stork List
gnatstang: friday: heee!!!heee!!!
Zuckerpilz: I got Stark Fist #0...
Jetrock: yes. we like the Stang best when he's workin'.
lurch: of manure
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Zuckerpilz: And the one with the DIE-CUT cover..
cuthulu: we like the old stangs best
MegaLiz: How many Stangs we got now?
Agent_Wilco There;s a lot of love in this room, brothers and sisters
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Zuckerpilz: There's vomit all over my pants!
MegaLiz: and Who's cooking them?
cuthulu: there's a ton of love
Jetrock: I have the STARK FIST that is CARVED IN STONE ON THE SIDE OF A MOUNTAN, in the language of the ELDER GODS.
Stang: Jesus mailed the Interim Fist to all zip codes between 50000 and 90000... we haven't sent California yet, ran out of bulk mail $.
talysman: thanks Ice, although I never know what to do with it.
cuthulu: and i'm here to share
Friday-j: What about the Stark Fist that was printed on graham crackers? That was a fave of mine, expecially with marshmallows.
DBCooper: Nonsense is once again restored
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cuthulu: one one one
JJDillon: a progressive stang-ing program is needed.
P-Lil: Zucker: Dooooon't look at me!
cuthulu: two on one
Stang: He sent that mailing about one week ago.
N_X_K: Stang:That'd explain it
Zuckerpilz: Oh, no wonder, I'm 40205...
lurch: I have a stork pissed
cuthulu: all the way up to
RevUni: I wanna be k00l
Jetrock: MegaLiz: Reading 44.58 stangs on the pain scale--and rising.
cuthulu: however much you can stand
lurch: whudda I do
Friday-j: MegaLiz - HOLD ON!
Silver_bowler makes revuni K00l
P-Lil: Stang: Again, Seattle got their Reports now.
ICEKNIFE: all shall be k-rad and kew kew kewlie
Zuckerpilz: I.. feel.. TENSE!
Agent_Wilco He GOT DA PAWAH!
JJDillon: damn. netporn and slack. No better combination.
lurch: I'll have yer snark frisked
RevUni: thank yew Silver. Knew I could count on ya.
Friday-j: Who's putting an ad in the next Update besides me?
Zuckerpilz: Oh no! A MEGA BUMMER TENSING ME OUT TO THE MAX!
lurch: for a very modest fee
talysman: oh godz, I just realized that "stang" is an anagram for "angst"
Jetrock: i am awaiting my update.
gnatstang praises the MTG PLAYERS...now THAT!!! is SLACK!!
JJDillon: you're the k00l-ist, Iceknice.
N_X_K: Dole is waffling, Clinton is talking like a slug...This is hilarious
Friday-j: Talysman - NOW THE SECRET IS REVEALED ...
Stang: I might mention that about half of the entire Church moved without telling us their new addresses. The PO does not forward bulk mail and if we don't know where you are, you go into the LOST SUBGENII file... a kind of limbo until you give us your actual real-life address.
P-Lil: Talysman: Figures.
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ICEKNIFE: yeah... <SIGH>... I know...
JJDillon: clinton is lying through his teeth.
Jetrock: I hafta wait until the tapes are finished... then I will get an ad for UBERKUNST in the next FIST update...
cuthulu: stang is an anagram for solid testes always need glue
Zuckerpilz: It was too horrible to tell me.
JJDillon: and it's hilarious.
Silver_bowl Iceknice baby
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Zuckerpilz: Stang: You have my kenfucky address, right?
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Agent_Wilco OK, here's my address, get a pen REAL FAST@
MegaLiz decides to hurt the next msger JUST A WEE BIT.
ICEKNIFE: WHAT DO YOU WANT?
UncleBear: stork piss?
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JJDillon: Jetrock: UBERKUNST at the Fair Oaks venue.DESTROY ALL YUPPIEDOM.
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RevUni: a million bucks, and a stork.
Jetrock: okay. i emailed my new address to jesus last month, after sending HALF my new address to Stang the day before, and having him correct me...
Friday-j offers MegaLiz some Pils
RevJack: what the hell
Stang: Anagrams for Rev. Ivan Stang: NERVES VAGINA TREND. ADVENT RANTING SNEER. RANTED RAVING EVENTS.
Jetrock: JJDillon: CAN IT BE TRUE? CAN IT BE TRUE?
MegaLiz: Thankee Fri!
Stang: NESTED RAVING RAVEN.
RevUni: THANKS JACK, REALLY. I APPRECIATE ALL THAT YOU DO FOR ME.
MegaLiz gulps pils. WUFUCK!??!
ICEKNIFE: riddle: how do you get off an elephant?
Silver_bowl two bottles of auri,a nude lady,a camouflage cigarette case and a desert boot
Stang: TAVERN SINNED GRAVE.
RevJack: PLEASE SPEAK UP
DerPelzige: Delivered pills! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
MegaLiz: Friday. What have you done?!?
Friday-j: MegaLiz - Those are the Pils Stang offered me but I never took.
JJDillon: Jetrock: I damned well better be. I masturbated 234 times yesterday thinking about it.
Stang: DRIVEN GENRES AVANT.
Jetrock: damn. any northern California subs can come see a DOKTORBAND destroy a YUPPIE PARK in early November...
talysman: ehoah, I kinda like the Guild Art Complex as a better Uberkunst site.
Friday-j: Iceknife - Jump?
Agent_Wilco Silver: The audience wants MORE!
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DBCooper: Dammit, everytime I want to turn the debate off, someone makes me want to turn it on again... and when I turn it on again I regret it.
MegaLiz: I have the most irresistible urge for....
Jetrock: taly: Yeah, but if it's outside, we can use FIRE!!!
Zuckerpilz: Damn prozac means I can't beat off more than FOUR times a day.
talysman: although flinging porn in Fair Oaks Park is pretty cool.
cuthulu: hey grandpa, what's for supper?
Jetrock: and we won't have to use FLOOR CONDOMS to protect the ground.
JJDillon: FIRE!! FIRE!!!
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JJDillon is slobbering.
Agent_Wilco Collards and drierd squid
Friday-j: Mom - Want me to heat the wax or should GGG do it?
Jetrock: yes, that is it.... PORN, FIRE, GAS, and MASSIVE DESTRUCTION.
lurch: hefty bags
Jetrock: ORAL SEX WITH MACHINES.
ICEKNIFE: no no... You DOn't get off an elephant, you get off a DUCK!!! YEEEE-HAW!!! (told to me with much glee by a 6 year old)
RevJack mops up wearily
lurch: elephant trojans
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P-Lil: Bye bye leg hairs!
N_X_K: There seem to be no SoCal SubGenii. A shame...I'd like to see a doktorband level Melrose avenue and wipe out all the kamikaze valets
Silver_bowl two bottles of auri,a nude lady,a camouflage cigarette case a desert boot,a free bottle of dash wax ,and the European(tm) feather dusting system
JJDillon: Cybersex, with REAL CYBERS!!
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gnatstang 's new address is 667 Hellion street please make sure u do NOT send my mail to my neighbor as it tends to smell of brimstone and smoke when i DO get it from him
Jetrock: NEKKID PICTURES and SUBDEENIE PROPAGANDA being used to THWAP UNWITTING AHTIST IN THE GODDAMN FACE!
DBCooper: Oral sex with machines... Regina or Eureka?
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Zuckerpilz: I have leg hairs on HALF of me..
Jetrock: NO COPS CAN STOP US! We killed 43 last time!
Agent_Wilco Gnat: (can I call you gnat?)
ICEKNIFE: Regina hoses are too thin
gnatstang: agent: sure
P-Lil: DBCooper: Go suck off an Osterizer.
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Jetrock: DBCooper: ALL KINDS! We'll fuck ANY machine at an UBERKUNST show!
MegaLiz: I want you to consider HONEY, Friday
UncleBear: Thanx Jack
DerPelzige: Lou scram. Byeeee!
talysman: OBEY THE NIAD.
RevJack: you betcha
RevUni: Bye Lou!
JJDillon: Cops can't stop you, they JOIN IN!!! Slack of this MAGNITUDE is IRRESISTABLE to even the MOST pink!
Jetrock: we'll even play the Vertonen LOCKUP! 7"...
RevJack: bye bye Lou!
RevUni: Who luvs ya baybee?!
MegaLiz: Bye Lou!
Zuckerpilz: Auf Wiedersehen!
ICEKNIFE: bye Louper
Silver_bowl bye lou
lurch: Suck and blow
RevJack: Thanks again!
Friday-j: Megaliz - OK, but I need to boil it down with lemon first to make it STICKY ENOUGH.
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ICEKNIFE: bye frout loup
JJDillon: Even IREZUMI couldn't stay away!
P-Lil: I think we scared Lou.
Silver_bowl SO how do you get off an elephant?
Jetrock: I WANT IREZUMI TO BE THERE!!! WE WILL SACRIFICE HIM!
ICEKNIFE: no no... You DOn't get off an elephant, you get off a DUCK!!! YEEEE-HAW!!! (told to me with much glee by a 6 year old)
talysman: it;s getting noizy in here.
lurch: get Jack off the elephant
RevUni: Silver: rub him off?
UncleBear: NOTHING scares Lou but oxygen deprivation
Zuckerpilz: SB: You DON'T.. you get off a DUCK!
Jetrock: No IREZUMI can resist the HORRIBLE FORCE of UBERKUNST!
RevJack: ICE - I don't get it.
gnatstang: I want to see the Funny little guy with the Big mouth in the Debates!!
ICEKNIFE: nor will you
Friday-j: Stang - How much did the operation hurt?
Jetrock: NIAD WILL TAKE A BILLION SOULS WITH IT TO *HELL!*
Desmond: well, I get off on elephants and ducks.
Zuckerpilz: So how do you Jack off the elephant?
ICEKNIFE: want answer? send muny
Jetrock begins the NIAD-PYROFLATULATION process
P-Lil: I'm getting something to nibble on. BRB
RevJack: I still don't get it
talysman: the only way to get Irezumi at NoiseFest will be to get Carl Stone or some other Arteest there to drop his pants...
Jetrock: and we will have STUFF TO SELL TO THE NOISE-GOONS!
Zuckerpilz: Jack: Doesn't sparky ever tell you jokes?
MegaLiz laughs decisively at Jack
talysman: ... for kissing, I mean.
Jetrock: We'll KIDNAP him. and BEAT HIM!
Friday-j: The only way to get Irezumi off is with sandpaper.
JJDillon: MONEY-MAKING, SLACK-SPREADING, YUPPIE FUCKING MADNESS!!!
Jetrock: I just need tons of neat KUNST.
RevJack: Z - yah, I don't get those either
Stang: Friday -- sorry, I didn't feel a thing, after the 90-foot long Novocaine needle in my eyeball.
Zuckerpilz: Who the hell is Irezumi?
N_X_K: FOURTEEN MILLION BAYGLES WILL ROLL ACROSS THE EARTH, SPEADING PINK REMAINS BETWEEN THEIR HALVES LIKE IT WAS CREAM CHEESE AND LOX
Jetrock: oh, dontcha hate that?
RevJack fondles some BGART lovingly
MegaLiz: Sparky Sez: Why did the farmer pave the Road? HAHAAHAHHHAA
Friday-j: Stang - Now I'm disappointed. I was so savoring your agony in my imagination.
Silver_bowl WEll you folks have big fun
ICEKNIFE: hey Stang... I heard you were dead... that ture?
Silver_bowl I'll see ya'll later
Zuckerpilz: Oh god, there were FOURTEEN MILLION BANGLES?
talysman: what I wanna know is: how did Friday meet Irezumi?
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gnatstang: Stang IS AN AI!!! RUN!!!!!
*** Signoff: Silver_bowler (A hot date with your mom)
Zuckerpilz: WHO is IREZUMI?
RevUni: Walk like an egyptian...OH SHUT UP, YA HO!
Friday-j: Tlaysman - I saw the movie of course.
Desmond: oregano: the ancient Italian art of pasta folding.
Jetrock: Zucker: He's an EVIL PINK incarnation of NHGH.
Jetrock: yeah, friday, riddle us this...
Stang: ICEY -- deda? Huh? I'm DYING. They give me... maybe 40 more years.
RevJack: NO I AM HUGH
P-Lil: I like toast.
lurch: noodle pullers
Jetrock: gnatstang: that BUMP on his HEAD was actually the LAST REMNANT of his SOUL.
ICEKNIFE: aw jeez... that's a long ass time!
talysman: oh, sorry, we're talking about someone who took his handle from the movie...
JJDillon: Irezumi is the evil High Pink.
N_X_K: Zucker:Bagels, brickhead. "Baygle" is the proper term
UncleBear: pasta fucking?
RevJack: Toast and tea - that's th ticket
Friday-j: Jetrock - TOO BIG to be the SOUL.
lurch: Everywhere I go
Zuckerpilz: I saw a movie on how MTV portrayed all women as cheap sluts.. best line- "Even SERIOUS GROUPS like the BANGLES are conned into this".
lurch: people wanna know
gnatstang: jet: they sent it into a MACINTOSH( sic) run!!!!
crazykey: I had a bump removed from my head too!!!
Stang: 40 years ain't SHIT, Iceknife.
lurch: what I dig the most
Jetrock: Friday: It was hidden within that LUMP of FLESH!
talysman: Irezumi is the ULTIMATE PINK.
lurch: I say toast!
Zuckerpilz: Paul used to have a bump on his CHIN.
lurch: yeah, toast
Zuckerpilz: WHO IS IREZUMI?
RevUni: Kill Paul!
RevJack digs the moat
Zuckerpilz: He's not bugging me right now. I don't have to.
RevJack: Save Jim
N_X_K: Zucker:Miss Sakamoto's husband.
ICEKNIFE: Pill Call!
Jetrock: I want a lump ADDED to my head... last time I had one was at the last UBERKUNST show...
crazykey: The doctor showed me what he removed and it looked like a strawberry!!
Friday-j: I have two bumps on my chest that are pretty big ... going to get them removed on Thursday.
Zuckerpilz: Oh. OK. Who's miss sakamoto?
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talysman: Zucker: email firstname.lastname@example.org
RevJack: Friday - can I have one?
jesusann: good god....look at you all....
Stang: Friday -- that'll still leave you what, 4 ?
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P-Lil: No, wait. Miss Sakamoto is amrried to ME.
Jetrock: Zucker: He's this weenie who makes the lives of JJDillon and Talysman and me more annoying...
Zuckerpilz: ROSA.. YOU.. HOT.. LITTLE.. BITCH!
Modemac: I still have a video clip from MTV where they say a great insightful comment on my idol, Peter Gabriel.
RevUni: Congrats! *kiss*!
lurch: You look dumb with just one
Friday-j: RevJack - Sure!
UncleBear: Paul & Linda McCartney are directing a documentary about the Grateful Dead
RevJack gesticulates wildly
jesusann: ohhhh, zuckerpilz
Friday-j: Stang - No, just the two tiny ones in my armpits that leak milk during my period.
talysman: damn, Friday, donn't de-bump yourself!
Modemac: "Peter Gabriel is taking a vacation at his home in Dakar! I have no idea where that is, folks, but it sounds really cool."
DBCooper: Time to live... time to die.
JJDillon: If you want to experience TRUE PINKNESS, send everything. junk mail, slack, dirty pictures of Bob Dole, used pawn tickets, ANYTHING AND EVERYTHING, to email@example.com and see the RESULTS.
UncleBear: 'Mac, what was the insight?
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Zuckerpilz: Sure. You find out I'm 20, and the next day you're married to an OLD GUY.
gnatstang grabs revjack's Gesticles!!
Jetrock: Uncle: Are they doing the documentary NOW? I guess they don't count on any follow-up interviews with Jerry.
talysman: I wanna see if they grow into new Fridays...
P-Lil hugs Rose so hard I almost forget I'm nauseous tonight
Friday-j: Lurch _ I always look dumb. It's just my face.
Friday-j: Talysman - I have faith that "Bob" will restore me if such is his Profit.
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ICEKNIFE: is COOTERPRO 4.1 available for windows 3.11 or just win 95?
RevUni: lurchy go bye bye?
UncleBear: Jet, the doc uses old home video they shot in the 60s
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Jetrock decides it is time to go EIEIEIEIEIEIEIEIEIEI now.
Zuckerpilz: Just because I'm not shorter of breath and one day closer to death..
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RevUni: Agent, dahling
Friday-j: GGG returns!
talysman: man, everyone's getting dropped tonight...
Stang: Friday -- your amputated teat fell into my discarded cyctic material!
Agent: hey uni!
P-Lil: Checking on toast.
talysman: bye Jets!
Geethree: WHEW THOUGHT I'D NEVER GET BACK
Stang: MMmmm--- they're GOOD!
Jetrock: Uncle: Okay. i see... they STILL HAVEN'T FINISHED IT? talk about flaky...
N_X_K: I hear Smith is working with Dole, Jones is working with Clinton, and Wanda is doing Perot
Jetrock: bye taly. happy hunting.
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Friday-j: Stang - No, your discarded cystic matter got all over my amputated teat!
RevUni: Lurch RETURNS! YEEEEHAAAWWW!
N_X_K: No fucking wonder
Friday-j: Stang - Do you want milk or honey with that?
UncleBear: jet- they just decided to do it now as an homage...that means more $$ now that jerry's dead
P-Lil: You got cystic matter in my teat butter!
Jetrock: dang. all these OPERATIONS on STANG. ferst the anal retrofit, then the CRANIAL REPLACEMENT.
ICEKNIFE: two great growths in one ogranism!
P-Lil: No, you got teat butter in my cystic matter!
Stang: Friday -- we could market this! New creamy, milk fishity BUMPTEAT!
RevUni: Jerry is DEAD? Oh SHIT!
Friday-j: Stang - So, when's the robo-naval going in?
Zuckerpilz: Well? I demand ANSWERS, dammit!
talysman: did they install the Stangian TechnoSphincter?
RevUni sheds a tear for Jerry
Jetrock: fishtitty dickpitty
Geethree: LISSEN STANGKY, FRIDAY, PLEASE LETS KEEP THESE PERSONAL SEXUAL PERFORMANCES TO THE SUBSITE OKAY???
Zuckerpilz: Or else I'm giving BACK your spatula!
Friday-j: Stang - Where do you get the fishity from? Not my teats I tell you!
N_X_K: Jet:Don't tell me you're planning on glandscaping him again. He shouldn't have any glands LEFT by now
ICEKNIFE: Jerry is fine, Uni... thy're talking about that garcia guy from the hateful dread
Jetrock: from the essence of the finest SHIT-TICKS!
gnatstang goal is to D/L the WHOLE DAMN !!! SUBSITE!!
Stang: Friday -- all women smell fishy... when I'M through with 'em!
Geethree: FAT JERRYJUNKIE
Friday-j: GGG - I'm sorry, I just get so WEAK whenever I look at Stang and think ... of how much he does look like ... a chicken.
Jetrock: gnatstang: why not JUST UPLOAD YOURSELF TO SUBSITE?
Stang: Sorry... that was a sexist thing to say. I'm sorry.
UncleBear: I have no opinion of the Dead, nut I HATE the Pinkboy McCartneys
Geethree: THAT'S BECAUSE OF THOSE BACTERIA IN YOUR SALIVA IVAN!!!
RevUni: JerryJunkieJew....ReggaeJunkieJew...WHICH IZZIT?
talysman: an Xist thing to say?
Friday-j: Stang - What's wrong with being sexy? And I thought you said I smelled like a squid!
gnatstang: jetrock; not much to U/L...besides...i need to try out my NEW computer/modem
Stang: Friday, you ever see that Vreedeez comic where I AM a chicken?
ICEKNIFE got the piano players, and the guitar player... next? Weir.
Jetrock: me & my pal Doktor Die Hellblond are working on some neat art...
Geethree: FRIDAY: STANG SEZ THAT TO ALL THE GIRLZ
*** Signoff: JJDillon (Unknown Error:0)
Friday-j: Stang - Yes, but I'm talking about the Topsfield Fair, whre they had a real live chicken that looks like you - even had BUMPS!
Stang: GGG -- hey man, I was about to score with Friday, you fucked everything up man!
talysman: ooops. what happened to Mr. Dillon?
gnatstang wants to see MORE 'Hendrix' PIX on the subsite dammit!!!
Zuckerpilz: ICH MOECHTE ANTWORTEN, VERDAMMT ES!
Agent: IS ANYONEON GLAXYNET TOO?
Friday-j: GGG - I know he says that to all the girls, but I'm DIFFERENT! Well, no not really.
Jetrock: i'm working on HORROR-ART to clog up the ART MINES.
RevJack: Jimi Hendrix was a faggot.
P-Lil: Better Long Chicken Than Long Pig!
P-Lil: Better Long Chicken Than Long Pig!
P-Lil: Better Long Chicken Than Long Pig!
Stang: There is a newly revised JimiIslands pic on alt.binaries.slack as of about 3 hours ago. And a nice Moonbase Dobbstown pic.
Jetrock: We're all faggots on this bus...
P-Lil: Better Long Chicken Than Long Pig!
Friday-j: Stang - Wanna go to a private channel and neck?
Zuckerpilz: Hendrix KICKED ASS.
ICEKNIFE: jack, take that back
Agent_Wilco For the number of people on here ow, my guess is no
Zuckerpilz: How about Long Meg?
gnatstang: revjack: ENNNNNTTTT!!!! WRONG ANSWER!!
Zuckerpilz: What should I listen to now?
RevUni: damn hippies..
Geethree: STANG: YOU PATHETIC LITTLE EGOPHILE YOU COULDN'T SCORE IN BOY'S TOWN IN A SAILOR SUIT, A NEW TATTOO AND A FIST FULL OF C-NOTES!!!
Zuckerpilz: No,, wrong one.
RevJack: I put in his windows for him up in Jersey - he answered the door in a dress
Zuckerpilz: God is not mocked.
Friday-j: Not GalaxyNet! NOOOOOO!
*** CTCP SOUND disgust.wav from ICEKNIFE replied
N_X_K fires up the CHAiNSAW and prepares to chop up gnat into itty bitty pieces for his soup stock
Stang: Friday, get your hands off my exit wound. Another channel, hell, let's just go out to my pickup.
RevJack: I SEEN it
Friday-j: God is a good knocker substitute
Zuckerpilz: JOHN WAYNE is a FREAK! (Melon Farmer version)
Jetrock: it seems like this one would be ENOUGH....
Stang: GGG -- I'll bet you say that to all the boys.
Desmond: god wears mock turtle necks.
ICEKNIFE: huh-huh-huh, yew wanna see my oick?
Friday-j: Stang - But I love GGG so too! Can he come along and watch?
Geethree: TELL SOOZY THE FLOOZY THAT GAL FRI
*** Signoff: Agent (That girl thinks she's the queen of the neighborhood!)
Friday-j: JOHN WAYNE was a NAZI, he liked to play SS
Friday-j: He had a picture of ADOLF, old boy, under his cowboy vest
Jetrock: He had a picture of Adolf ol' boy tucked in his cowboy's vest!
Geethree: STANGY LISTEN YOU BITCH!.....
Zuckerpilz: TIMOTHY CAREY has been rumored to be a NAZI.. but he still made a GOOD movie..
Jetrock: sure he would string up your mama
P-Lil: Watch the teat. In times of stress, go to the teat. Nuzzle. Suckle. First circuit goes gooey. Only $5
Jetrock: and sure he would torture with your pop
Friday-j: GGG - Soozy and I talked about you once.
Jetrock: sure he would march you up to the wall
talysman: Jim Carey was the AMAZING ELASTONAZI.
Jetrock: sure he would hang you buy your left ball
SisRose: P-Lil...here's a twenty!
P-Lil: If I were a prostitute, I'd only have one thing to sell--suck my tits, $5.
Geethree: OH WELL I'D VOTE FOR HIM ANYONE THAT COULD STRING UP MY MAMA.....
Stang: My MOM thinks GGG is REAL CUTE. Of course he's around her age...
*gnatstang* what happened to 'REV. MIKE FLORES' in chicago? man won't even return calls anymore....
Desmond: no, jim carey is just an idiot.
Friday-j gives P-Lil some Stang-chicken soup
P-Lil: I'll make millions.
RevUni gives Lil
ICEKNIFE: ok, ok... I know a LOT of you are wondering... what DID iceknife do with hitler's frozen brain?
UncleBear: Jim Carey is a good reason to reopen Austwitz
RevUni: 5 bucks
P-Lil: Rose: Ooh, baybe, you get to suck on BOTH for that!
Jetrock: I thought he fucked it...
Friday-j: Iceknife - Danced wth it?
Geethree: YEAH FRIDAY AND WOT DID YOU TALK ABOUT?
Zuckerpilz: SELL? If I could get people to pay me FIVE BUCKS for that..
N_X_K: talys:Jim Carrey is Jerry Lewis's genetically-bred replacement
Desmond: Bear: I'll agree with that.
RevJack: diddled it?
SisRose applies chapstick
Jetrock: P-lil: How much to suck on ALL FIVE?
Friday-j: GGG - Just what a charming bear you are.
UncleBear: Forget Hitler's brain, WHERE'S HIS OTHER TESTICLE???
P-Lil: Friday: Nummy soup. Thanks. Urk. Ugh. Er.
Stang: NOTE: I DON'T TAKE PRIVATE MESSAGES DURING IRC... TOO RETARDED. EMAIL ME ABOUT SPECIFICS.
Geethree: YEAH AND YER MOM GIVES BETTER HEAD THAN YOU IVAN!!!!
Zuckerpilz: It got attached to Dillinger's thingamabobber.
P-Lil: Jetrock: Depends--all at once or one at a time?
RevJack: but MEGALIZ will take your messages
RevJack: all of them
talysman: ... soon, I will have an ENTIRE ARMY of Jim Careys and RULE THE WORLD!!!
Zuckerpilz: Operators are standing by.
UncleBear: I'm going to South America JUST to find Mengele and have him deal with this.
gnatstang: /stang 0-)
ICEKNIFE: Deitrich Echardt took it to initiate adolph in the Thule Society... don't interrupt...
Jetrock: Hitler's brain, Dillinger's whangdoodle, and STANG'S ORIGINAL ASSHOLE. the beast that terrified a world!
N_X_K: talys:Soon, the Con's going to exterminate Lewis and have Jim Carrey do the fucking Muscular Dystrophy telethon
talysman: Mengele = Grantland?
Friday-j: Jetrock - Claymation I hope?
P-Lil: Yeah, I'
talysman: oh, you said South AMERICA...
Geethree: JETROCK---YEA BROTHER YEA ROFLMAO
P-Lil: Yeah, I'm auditioning for a PIMP now. Who wants to try out?
RevJack: easy mistake, T
Zuckerpilz: Mengele writing bad poetry.. Good lord.
Friday-j: Stang would make a great pimp in a red velvet suit.
Zuckerpilz: I'm a little pimp with my hair gassed back...
crazykey: I'm more of a John type
talysman: damn, Jets, you need to contact WIREHEAD...
UncleBear: They'll cure Muscular dystrophy before they cure Jim Carrey, it's a CON DUPE world
Desmond: IS IT SAFE?
Zuckerpilz: I'm a DAVE type.
Friday-j: I'll wash the sheets in the bordello
Geethree: DID YOU ALL HERE ABOUT THE TIME DOWN IN BRAZIL WHEN STANG'S ASSHOLE PUT ON SOME CLOTHES AND A HAT AND WENT OUTTO PICK UP HOOKERS????
RevJack is a monotype
UncleBear: Hitler painting roses
ICEKNIFE: funny you should mention hookers, since we're starting a new script soon...
Stang: I'll tell who's the PIMP of the Church. Jesus Devilacqua. He DRESSES like a pimp and TALKS like one.
Zuckerpilz: I'll get the sheets in the bordello dirty..
P-Lil: Friday: You sheet-whiffer!
*** Signoff: Zuckerschwanz (Ping timeout for Zuckerschwanz[homer.louisville.edu])
gnatstang wonders if Doles' www address is valid? www.dolecamp96org?
Friday-j: GGG - Whoat did it do with them once it got them?
Jetrock: talysman: well, maybe he'll be at CLUB CTHULHU tonight...
Zuckerpilz: Oh. Good thing he's gone.
Zuckerpilz: I forgot about him.
talysman: Jetrock: offer to suck his AMIGA...
UncleBear: I met Jesus in prison once, back in Jersey. He was EVERYONE'S bitch
Friday-j: Stang - Is that a nice thing to say? Just because he hung around with whores last time doesn't mean he's still doing it.
Agent_Wilco Oh! Amiga!
Stang: On occasion, Jesus and I have to drive around Dallas in a MODEL B FORD replica -- a 1932 Indiana Jones type car. I hate to do that because we look EXACTLY like pimp drug dealers. Which, in a WAY....
N_X_K: Bear:Jim Carrey can never be cured. He is the herald to NHGH, like Silver Surfer was to Galactus
Zuckerpilz: Jim Bakker got to be someone's bitch in prison.
Geethree: FRIDAY; THEY SAID LATER THEY COULDN'T TELL THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN IVAN AND HIS ASSHOLE, EXCEPT THE ASSHOLE NEVER TOOK THE HAT OFF!!!
Zuckerpilz: But SILVER SURFER got FIRED!
Friday-j: GGG - Any .gifs?
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RevJack: Yo D
Friday-j: Stang - I LOVE cool old cars? Can I see it when I come to Dallas?
RevUni: Yo Dyna!
Zuckerpilz: Anekdoten is all dubbed..
RevJack: MORE PEOPLE YES
Jetrock: mackdaddy D!!
Friday-j: Dyna Rulez!
Zuckerpilz: FOOD.. brb..
Geethree: YEAH SOMWHERE,, SOMEBODY ELSE DIDN'T EVEN WANT THEM LET ME LOOK
*** ICEKNIFE has set the topic on channel #SubGenius to INVINCIBLE KUNG-FU HOOKERS!!! Cast Party! B.Y.O.C.!
RevJack: the Lifting Body hisself
N_X_K: Zucker:Ahh...But Nova replaced him...
P-Lil: More toast!
gnatstang thinks that JESUS would end up a Crack head giving it up to anyone and!!!! PIMPING whores!!
UncleBear: STAN LEE was a CON DUPE, but JACK KIRBY *had* SLACK!
Stang: Friday, you'll have to ask Ydnax. My dad gave HIM the replica ancient car. I got a lollypop...
Friday-j: GGG - That's OK, someone else is silly puty in my hands. She'll give it to me.
Modemac: BYOC? Bring Your Own Cocaine?
RevUni slaps gnatstang....like a pimp
talysman: BYOC? Bring Your Own Camera?
Geethree: CRUNT CRUNT CRUNT
Jetrock: Kirby! WOO WOO! the Prince of CHROME!
ICEKNIFE: stan is a sub who managed to sell out... that he stabbed jack in the back PROVES it
gnatstang: revuni: do it again!!!
P-Lil: Oh, billowing clouds of frappitude....
RevJack: BGART BGART BGART BGART
Zuckerpilz: And now NOVA is DEAD.. unless she CAME BACK..
DynaSoar: Gordon. Crunting? At your age?
RevUni: Bring yer own crunt
Friday-j: Stang - Ydnax is a charming young man. Is he still ... um ... virile, unlike you?
RevUni slaps gnatstang....like a pimp
Geethree: THAXSS IT UNI
Stang: Dyna -- howdy.
DynaSoar: Hey boss
Stang: JACK KIRBY FUCKIN' RULZ!!!!
ICEKNIFE: bring yer own crunt
Jetrock: ah gots me a BIG YELLOW FUR HAT.
Zuckerpilz: BRING YOUR OWN CHROME!
Geethree: NO MATCHES....AAAAAARRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH1111111111111111111111
Zuckerpilz: Kirby is a GOD.
Modemac: Okay, Dyna, are you ready to kick my babushka for posting k))L wArEz to a.b.s. today?
talysman: Bring Your Own Castparty.
ICEKNIFE: it's only fair
N_X_K: Zucker:OKOK, but the fucking metaphor is stretched out now
RevJack: anybody named Jack rules
UncleBear: Jack lost his slack in the end, unfortunately
Jetrock: And a pair of PIMP-VISION SUNGLASSES.
Stang: Jack Kirby is one of the ALL TIME MOST INFLUENTIAL ROGUE SUBGENII EVER.
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Friday-j: OK, who's the Harvey Keitel in here and who's the Jodie Foster?
UncleBear: TELL IT STANG!
ICEKNIFE: can't expect nenslo to bring the crunt for EVERYONE, can we?
P-Lil: I'll play Jodie.
Geethree CONTEMPLATES CORPOREAL DISSOLUTION
DynaSoar: ICEKNIFE YA SACK OF BOILED SHRIMP SHELLS, HOWYA?
Zuckerpilz: Um, I'm Tom Hanks today.
Friday-j: GGG - Rub Stang's dry lips together until they IGNITE
Jetrock oozes purest CRUNT from a specially-designed orifice
Modemac: Friday: You mean when Jody played a 12-year-old hooker in "Taxi Driver?"
ICEKNIFE: Hiya Dennis!
UncleBear: Kirby had so much slack he's ALREADY ON the saucers!
RevUni: bring yer own Gump
RevJack: GGG - BANG THE ROCKS TOGETHER
Stang: You'll notice that MANY SUBGENIUS PROFESSIONAL PREACHERS lapse into Kirby-Lee DIALOG STYLE at rant-peaks.
Zuckerpilz: Yeah, we need a pimp and a hooker.
Friday-j: Modemac - Yup, and Keitel was her pimp.
Modemac: Kirby BUILT HIS OWN SAUCERS!
ICEKNIFE: dyin' by nanoseconds... you?
DynaSoar: Geez. Ice talks civil. Is something wrong?
Zuckerpilz: Who gets to be the sleazy mafia john from the campaign office?
Zuckerpilz: Iceknife gets dibs on Deniro!
Stang: You may notice that my VERY PUNCTUATION is almost entirely MARVEL-INFLUENCED!!
Friday-j: GGG - But the HAIR is such a good way to get the blaze a-going
talysman: Ice has been very civil all night. weird!
Geethree: OH THIS IS JUST FINE JUST FUCKIN DANDY!!!
ICEKNIFE: I get to play ORION of NEW GENISIS
RevJack: ignore him, he's drunk
Stang: I even have EVERY ISSUE OF DEVIL DINOSAUR, most retarded comic of ALL TIME!!?!?
RevUni: hes on the pot
Zuckerpilz: AH! That would explain the ALMOST RANDOM CAPS!
UncleBear: STAN LEE is a pathertic old "Bob" wannabee now
Friday-j: Stang - Your entire OUTLOOK is entirely NAVAL-INFLUENCED!
Zuckerpilz: I have ONE ISSUE of DEVIL DINOSAUR..
N_X_K: Stang:Oh, we figured that out YEARS ago, ya shit
DynaSoar: Who's drunk, Jack?
Geethree: BLOOD AND FIRE
Stang: Philo and I got to MEET Kirby and got his cancerous autograph.
talysman: DEVIL DYNASOAR?
gnatstang: I want to fuck the VP's daughters!!! then!! I'D VOTE FOR CLINTON!!
Friday-j: BUILD THE PYRE
ICEKNIFE: I'm terribly allergic to liquids
Modemac: Stang: Don't forget Kirby's comic series based on 2001: A SPACE ODYSSEY!
Jetrock: I--I'll have to use my ATOMIC FIRE BLASTS to get us out of THIS mess!
UncleBear: MOON BOY was a ficking YETI, MAN!!!
Geethree: BLESSED BE THE PIPE THAT IS ALWAYS LIGHT'
DynaSoar: NONONONON DYNASOAR NICE
RevJack: Dyna - sorry, it's me. I thought it was someone else.
Geethree: IN THE EYE OF DOBSS RASTAFARI
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Zuckerpilz: We've spent hours trying to figure out the way they came up with DEVIL DINOSAUR.
Zuckerpilz: And he was RED.
gnatstang would vote for GORE IF he got to FUCK ONE OF HIS DAUGHTERS!!
Friday-j: BLESSED BE THE GRIN THAT IS FULL OF SIN
talysman: JJ! what happened?
N_X_K: DAVID LETTERMAN IS THE ANTI-DOBBS. I'm sure of it. Tonight, anyway.
RevUni: i like, saw this guy at the supermarket today, and I could tell that he wanted me.....to SHUT UP...
JJDillon: Sorry, Lord Talysman. Porn check.
ICEKNIFE: and moonboy!
Geethree HAS TO ADMIT THAQT CHELSEA GIVES GREAT HEAD
Zuckerpilz: I don't want to fuck a FAMOUS daughter, the SECRET SERVICE would be watching me.
Friday-j would vote for Stang is she got to screw around with Sivet!
UncleBear: DEVIL DINOSAUR was a ALLEGORY!
N_X_K: He'll die right after I put another slug in Dobbs' head
Zuckerpilz: I saw letterman a cuople nights ago. I had to realize that he WASN"T FUNNY IN THE LEAST.
ICEKNIFE: MOONBOY TOTALLY RULES ALL YOU SOMEWHAT HOMO ERUPTUS TYPES!!!
Geethree: OH FRIDAY YER IENCOURAGEABLE!!!
gnatstang: zucker: REALLY? 0-)
Friday-j: The gap in Letterman's teeth where his TALENT leaked away ... sad.
RevUni: Q: What do The White House and Massachusetts have in common?
DynaSoar: Man, this is like trying to jump a fast moving train.
Stang: Dyna -- I fixed all those Hymnall chordss and stuff.... and linked in all the mountains of text you gave/sent me long ago.
Friday-j kisses GGG's juicy wet lips
RevUni: A: They both have an ugly Chelsea
UncleBear has FUCKED Moon Boy on three separate occassions!
gnatstang sees that ALLL OF THE MAJOR 'MEDIA' R GOING FOR THE 'LCD' EFFECT!!!
DynaSoar: Ivan: Saw your message. Thanks.
Zuckerpilz: Moon Pants?
Modemac: Stang: Speaking of Kirby, don't forget the Black Racer! The New Gods' token black, the Skiing God of Death!
Friday-j: MOON PANTS???
N_X_K: Friday:JHVH gave "Bob" the pipe...NHGH gave "David" the GAP
Geethree DRIVERS HIS EXTEMELY LONG AND PREHENSILE TONGUE DEEP INTO FRIDAY'S THROAT
RevJack: Pretty busy tonite Dyna, and not much ugliness (relatively speaking)
Zuckerpilz: YES! THE BLACK RACER! And THE DEMON!
Stang: WHAT ARE MOON PANTS??
Jetrock: The demon ETRIGAN!!!
Friday-j opens wide for the penetrating flesh of GGG
DynaSoar: Ivan, got another load of text stuff for you.
ICEKNIFE: gone, gone, the form of man...
Zuckerpilz: They're the pants the astronauts wore to the moon.
Jetrock: behold the demon ETRIGAN!!!
Friday-j: They're the pants you wear on the Moon!
UncleBear: The MOON BOY/ MOON PANTS connection, in the next ish of DEBBIL DYNASOAR
Stang: Now here's an obscure, REALLY bulldada/surreal old comic line: KONA, MONARCH OF MONSTER ISLE.
ICEKNIFE: ARISE (stang you theiving fuck) The DEMON, ETRIGAN
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Zuckerpilz: What about, KAMANDI, LAST BOY ON EARTH?
Stang: Does ANYBODY remember the THIRD ISSUE of KONA???
Friday-j: NICKIE DARLING!
RevUni: Oye, nickie!
Jetrock: sorry, ice. it's been a few years.
Geethree DRIVES IN LIKE A DRUNKEN KRAUT PUSHING A BEEMER DOWN THE INSIDE LANE OF DER AUTOBAHN!!!
Modemac: Never even heard of Kona...
Friday-j: Nickie - Save me! GGG is trying to French-kiss me into submission!
talysman: DEBBIL DOES DYNASOAR? what?
Jetrock: I think I still have the original Charlton CAPTAIN ATOM comic...
Modemac: You're one up on all of us, Stang/
UncleBear: KAMANDI HAD SLACK! Trapped in the world after X-DAY...
ICEKNIFE: debbie does DEVIL DYNASOAR
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Zuckerpilz: The Demon got really lame when those Dark Horse d00dz took over.
gnatstang: John John's the Martian hunter!!!
Jetrock: KAMANDI-Last Boy on 'Frop!
Friday-j feels her tender pink flesh being ramrodded into servitude
DynaSoar: Only one way to get up to speed; HEAD FIRST
Jovial: Holy momma
RevNickie: Hey....uh, everyone
Geethree WITHDRAWS HIS TONGUE AND THENH LICKS HIS WAY DOWN THE FRONT OF FRIDAY
Zuckerpilz: Friday: When you talk about that kind of stuff, do it in GERMAN.
Jetrock: gnatstang: MARTIAN MANHUNTER!
Stang: No shit, KONA MONARCH OF MONSTER ISLE #3 has got to be ther WEIRDEST comic I ever saw... dates from around 1966...
Modemac: Score one for Uncle Bear. And of course, after the "Crisis on Infinite Earths" DC changed their future history so that Kamandi's Great Disaster never happened.
UncleBear: HEY NICKIE!
Friday-j offers GGG some paga to calm him down
RevUni: Jovial: When DO I get the Pics of N0rb in a G-String? HUH? HUH?
RevJack: We waited for YOU, Jovial
DynaSoar: FELL EM UP AND DWON THE OTHER SIDE KIIDIES I GOT A HOT BOTHER ON
Jetrock: nothing like a big green detective in BONDAGE GEAR...
ICEKNIFE: my roomie just gave me a cool little statue of Ganesha and 3 cds!!!
Zuckerpilz: What's with PAGA? I thought they were a MAGMA SPLINTER GROUP?
UncleBear: Modemac, that was a CON attempt to deny that X-DAY WILL HAPPEN!!!
DynaSoar: PEEL a gin frank and WEAR IT PROUDLY
Friday-j is getting cold with all that honey and spit all over her.
gnatstang wonders if anyone here remembers JOHNNY SOCKO?!!
Modemac: Stang: If Kona was published by an independent comic company in 1966, it's probably out of business. How about scanning some of it in?
RevJack: WOULD EVERYONE PLEASE SPEAK UP
Geethree RERSPONDS BY CHEWING HIS WAY THROUGH FRIDAY'S UNDERWARE
Zuckerpilz: Green detective in bondage gear? What the HELL is this?
ICEKNIFE: in Amber, DWORKIN is a NOUN, not a VERB!!!
RevNickie: underware? is that like corningware?
talysman: Green Hornet?
N_X_K: FUCK IT! DRAGON BALL IS FAR BETTER THAN ALL MODERN AMERICAN COMICS COMBINED
DynaSoar: WIPE both side UP and DOWN and set yourself on FIRE
Zuckerpilz: DWORKIN is a noun to ME, too..
Stang: Modemac -- I would scan like 14 motherfuckers if I had a scanner.
Friday-j: GGG - That's not MY underwear! That's Stang's! I always wear it during IRC
Jetrock: JOHNNY SOKKO AND HIS GIANT ROBOT!
UncleBear: Corningware panties, hold in the heat!
ICEKNIFE: Ninja High School
RevUni: NXK: Bondage Fairies! BONDAGE FAIIIIRIES!
gnatstang: jetrock: something like that!!
DynaSoar: [This has been a test. Had this been a real rant you would have been instructed to burn to the ground.]
Friday-j: Stang - Do you want a scanner with 24-bit or 30-bit color?
Jetrock: RAT PFINK A BOO BOO!
Zuckerpilz: Bondage fairies? What the fuck are these?
talysman: OK, Mr. Zucker. show us your dworkin.
Geethree WATCHES IN SATISFACTION AS FRIDAY WRITHES IN ECSTASY AS THE BOWL OF THE PIPE COMES CLOSER...
Modemac: Well then, just PHOTOCOPY the pages and scan them in through your FAX!
Zuckerpilz whips it out
UncleBear: JOHNNY SOKKO! They're being re-released on video!
Zuckerpilz: Plants wither.
Stang: Here's another Truly Weird Comic -- from the early 60s: HERBIE. Anybody know it?
gnatstang: unclebear: K00l!!!
ICEKNIFE: I loved the Forever People best... ass-whuppn' cosmic hippie runaways!!!
Zuckerpilz: YES! Bob Burden did a HERBIE tribute..
UncleBear: Was Herbie like an archive knockoff?
RevUni: Bondage Fairies is a Japanese pornographic comic book....fairies fucking insects and so on. It R00LZ.
Zuckerpilz: Issue 31 of FLAMING CARROT..
talysman: GAMMERA KICKS ROBOT ASS!
Stang: HERBIE IS DR. HOWLL
Friday-j: GGG - Hey, that's not me, that's my sister Jones2! You leave her alone - she's a VIRGON goddamnit!
Jetrock: yeh, the local "weird shit" video store in Sacramento has JOHNNY SOKKO, and a nearly complete Ray Dennis Steckler collection...
*** Signoff: JJDillon (Unknown Error:0)
Zuckerpilz: Jeez.. So much COOL SHIT I miss out on..
Geethree: YEAH I USED TO HAVE A COPY OF THAT I GOT FROM A GUY IN THE MERCHEANT MARINE WHEBN I LIVED IN SOUTH AFRICA
UncleBear: STANLEY & HIS FUCKING MONSTER
N_X_K: Toriyama's Saiyans are his interpretation of HOMO EXCELSIOR...Vegeta and Kakarotto are YETI, dammit
Zuckerpilz: I gotta get into trading some of this shit..
gnatstang: Battle Of The Planets?!!!
*** RevJack has left channel #subgenius
ICEKNIFE: yes... the original...
Friday-j: I never read comics as a child, nor do I now. Unless there's a new Flaming Carrot.
talysman: dammit, JJ has dipped into the porn again...
*** Mode change "+o RevNickie" on #SubGenius by UncleBear
ICEKNIFE: TED TURNER MUST DIE
Geethree SEZ;YUM YUM YABYUM!!
Jovial: I MUST DIE
Stang: I stopped buying comic books when they went to 50 cents each. That was probably before some of you were born... BUMMER man.
Stang: Listen to me, an old comic book geek mumbling all bleary in his coffeee....
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