Ah yes Dear friends this is your host, prayer partner, and curse partner, Rev. Ivan Stang. I
couldn't come down to the radio station tonight, so I'm producing the program from the skyscraper
headquarters of the SubGenius Foundation. We're not transmitting the signal by telephone wires or
shortwave, however, no... but by the sheer force of PURE WILL. Yes, Rev. Will O'Dobbs, PURE
Will... the one you hear muttering in the background... hi, Will. Yes, Will is so PURE. Uh-huh.
Yeah. Sure. About as "pure" as most of his fellow SubGeniuses. Pure as the driven snow from
Siberian nuclear bomb tests. Ol' Will, he don't get paid much, in CASH, but his motives are more
PURE. He knows that "Bob" has called him to selflessly minister to all those lonesome widows and
spinsters in the Church, out there listenin' b'radio.

What a sacrifice Will makes each week... for you, those reaching out.

Well, I haven't put this show together yet, but it looks like another great, old-time Hour of
Slack. This week I got in a new CD from Negativland, our dear friends there in Concord... we got
a tape of St. Janor Hypercleats delivering a new HATE sermon to the masses in Boston last
month... we got a whole Brain Rot Radio Theater and SubGenius Foundation coproduction, The
Marriage of Lonesome Cowboy Dave, from a WCSB Cleveland broadcast... rare Firesign TheAter,
from bootlegs... CHURCH OF NEW FAITH!!!.... Michael Peppe, Princess Wei R Doe's Tops-Up
Bottoms-Down Revue, Rev. Velveteen Sly and Sister Girlfriend, Morton Downey Jr., The Swingin'
Love Corpses, Dr. Howl's howlingly hilarious interplay with callers to the KPFA Berkeley
SubGenius show, and loads of ugly Wellmanization media barrage recollage from Pizzling
Ever-Dunce. 

We ARE going to save the universe... THIS time. 
This IS Hour of Slack #423, by the way...  from WORT Madison on "Bob" and I dunno what else YET.
But then... who does.