HOUR OF SLACK 584/SubSITE news

First off, I managed to pry open SubSITE long enough to squeeze in the new art from
Vreedeez, Nenslo and Friday, and to html that stuff into 3 new versions each of the 3
first pages. In other words, the front end of SubSITE looks way cool, like totally
butt-hein. If you tune to SubSITE normally and then pursue the links towards the ONLINE
STARK FIST you will be happy. If you click on "BACK TO PAGE ONE" at the end of
fistclutch14.html, you'll get to  index15.html... which'll take you through fist15.html
and fistclutch15.html, the bottom of which will get you to index16.html. 

"Index14.html" is the current first-page default. Index 14 stars the Nenslo Real"Bob"
Dobbshead, the most impressive Dobbshead interpretation I've ever seen. It has already
given rise to debates. For instance, Jesus feels that this Dobbshead is "old" and somehow
"bad," whereas I see it as "true" and "superior." That's a pretty drastic difference of
opinion. That I am "old" and Jesus is "young" may have some bearing.

That which is left to upload and to html is DAUNTING, doubly so since we now have to
upload everything TWICE. There is a copy of SubSITE at www.subgenius.com now, on which
we're experimenting in preparation for the final move. In the meantime, me, Jesus and
Wandarer have to deal with a Janus-faced double website. 

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Hour of Slack 584 -- X-Day Cultural Celebration Prophecy Special

Starring: THE GREAT AND TERRIBLE IVAN STANG, ZOOGZ RIFT, DR. K'TADEN LEGUME, JESUS CHRIST,
REV. NICKIE DEATHCHICK, SUBLIME, POLYCARP, THE POTATOES, NINA ROTA, NINA HAGEN, Dr. HOWLL
ROBINS, SIVET STANG, JOHN SHIRLEY, SOMEONE ELSE, FERNANDINANDE, YETIS 4 "BOB", BLEEPO
ABERNATHY, BILLY WEST,  PUZZLING EVIDENCE, SOUNDGARDEN, POPE ANGUS, GWAR, Dr. DK JONES,
Rev. HOLLY, Dr. G. GORDON GORDON, Rev. MATT, FORMER SUBGENIUS PASTOR BUCK NAKED, THE
SWINGING LOVE CORPSES, POPE OF NEW YORK AND ALL THE GREAT PACIFIC NORTHWEST, 
DAVID N. MEYER.


Barrage Intro from H-534, 535, X-Day material: KPFA, Hal's Prayer, Stang and Pope Meyer on
X-Day, Nina Hagen.

Stang yaks re: this show and recent tapes, as Jesus and Rev. Nickie Deathchick sort old
Hour of Slack tapes that folks have ordered. --"Incidentally, 382 days to X-Day, and we
have determined that there will never be an Hour of Slack #666, unless we continue to do
them on the Escape Vessels, but I don't see much point in that."  Intros A Stacked and
Packed Show! 

ZOOGZ RIFT new album: 5 BILLION PINHEADS CAN'T BE WRONG,  "I Work on the Retard Farm"

Stang continues blab while Jesus and Nickie ignore him, working in background, brags about
how we'll all be at the X Day Drill in NY by the time you hear this... 

X-DAY barrage -- Buck Naked, G.Gordon Gordon, Stang and Poonflang discuss Elder Gods,
X-Day on ancient 80s radio interview...

SUBLIME: "DATE RAPE"

Stang makes observations re: Sublime (this album, 40 Oz. to Freedom, has Dobbsheads
printed on the CD per se; the song DATE RAPE is very reminiscent of Oingo Boingo's classic
vengeance tune ONLY A LAD), intros the guys that used to be Silica Gel have two new albums
out, as Polycarp. (bg music: "8 1/2" cover by Potatoes)

POLYCARP"  "Good Morning," 
"Alarm Clock," 
"When I'm Feeling Blue"

Stang does credits and addresses. POLYCARP: Wifflefist: PO Box 33561 Raleigh NC 27636
Zoogz: PO 24036 Hilton Head Island SC 29925, or Zoogz, Box 18765 Encino CA 91416

More spouting in radio interview re: street drugs, X-Day -- Former SubGenius Pastor Buck
Naked, G.Gordon Gordon, Stang and Poonflang Dammerung discuss X-Day on ancient 80s radio
interview in Austin at St. Margaret Moser's SubGevent... whew. 

Misc. X-DAY shows, Stang X-Day Ranting from old show tapes with "Driving 3-Note Jam,"
Swinging Love Corpses instru. bg.

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Stang, in studio with Jesus, Nickie and someone else distracting him from his artistry,
trade quips n' jibes; Stang uses computer program "warez" to hook and manipulate Nickie. 

X-Day Prescriptures clip 

DR. LEGUME's Slack Crusades Tour rant, excerpt, from our CD, re: X-Day and $30 memberships

SIVET STANG "I'm "Bob's" Own" (multitrack take-off on Les Mis song "I'm On My Own")

Stang reads the truth about the Greys and human history and Jesus, read by Stang from John
Shirley's novel SILICON EMBRACE (with ZOOGZ RIFT bg music)

SOMEONE ELSE TELLS A STORY ABOUT JEB AND THE WOLF BONES (Mrs. Stang through a voice
synthesizer operated by Jesus, telling a surrealist children's story off the top of her
head)

STUPID APOCALYPSE media barrage (audio pop-weirdness collage) continued, from YETIS FOR
"BOB" 

"Hebephreniatrics" excerpt, child rape testimony, from Fernandinande

DUKE OF MADNESS (Rev. Bleepo Abernathy and Billy West), weird Russian nightmare scene from
early 80s radio play... "I don't want to go among mad people.!" "But we're all mad here!
You must be mad... or else you wouldn't have come here!"

KPFA Berkeley SubShow with Dr. Howll and Puzzling Evidence, Radio Beer and Kissing of
Caller Ears, Doug and Hal launch anvils

SLACK JEOPARDY, recordings of the SubGenius Trivia game show from our Dallas Clench
Meeting, hosted by POPE ANGUS. Here in Dallas we've been holding monthly church meetings,
only not in a church, in a BAR called the Icehouse; and I think I'm gonna start mixing
Hour of Slack LIVE at those things. In this round, the contestants are Rev. Matt,
Rev. Holly, and someone else, with SubGenius, badfilm, kook and weird-science trivia.

GWAR: "Ragnarok" (each GWAR album has one "Sexicutioner song." Sexicutioner is the
SubGenius of the band, just as Jimmy Carl Black was the Indian of the group for Mothers of
Invention.)

PO BOX (the DK Jones generic standard with "Killing Me Softly" copyright violation)


SOUNDGARDEN - "4th of July"


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X DAY MUSIC: (notes for next week's show, which'll have to be crammed in betwixt Drill
travel prep and SJG busts.)

X-DAY SONGS continued

More of Susie the Floozie's Apocalypse Saturday Night collection,

RAINMAKERS: Tornado

DEVO: Gates of Steel

INDIAN ROPE BURN: Strike

PARLIAMENT/FUNKADELIC -- Mothership connection etc.

STONES Gimme Shelter

REM End of the World

CLASH: Armageddoin Time

Hendrix: 1983

RAMONES Blitzkrieg Bop