Hour of Slack 676 "Jesus Versus the Plutonian Storm" (ESO 2-11-99) The core of this episode is a live ESO RADIO show broadcast on WCSB Cleveland on Feb. 11. Commander Chas and Lonesome Cowboy Dave host guests Jesus Christ "Steve" Bevilacqua, Princess Wei "R." Doe, Rev. Stang, Popess Lilith, and Rev. Bleepo Abernathy, intersperesed with Chas' collage of previous shows and jams, "ESO VOL. 15" (We got to the end of Vol. 15 Side One) SIDE ONE ESO 2-11-99: Stang describes The Mayan Mummy "Bob" being brought to life RHAPSODY: "WARRIORS OF ICE" last half (Italian Power Metal Rock -- incredibly melodramatic! You'll be singing "Mighty Warrior!" for the next 2 weeks.) Stang does credits, explains Slim Pickens' reference to Dallas that was replaced by "Vegas" in DR. STRANGELOVE, reads Bleepo's Benediction of Lady Luck. Clips from movie "CONSPIRACY THEORY" beginning -- Mel Gibson as Lonesome Cowboy Dave ESO 2-11-99: Jesus on Pluto, the Dingleberry of Uranus; Dave on Plutonium Storm; Bonny Scottish Princess Wei; Gas Music from Pluto ESO Vol. 15: "THE SUBGENIUS LULLABY" (new Chas SOLO version!) Chas Smith: "EARTH FIRST" loop-jam KEN NORDINE: "OUTER SPACE" (spoken word trip-out by this proto-SubGenius indie pioneer) ESO 2-11-99: Chimpanzees should teach math; Simian-Slammin' Dave Spouting re: DRECKANKAR, Dobbs' cult of mystic sole travel "The Sky is Falling" -- XX-Day rants: Nostradamus vs. Revelation X; Rev-X: "180 pages of hate"; our books are WHATEVER YOU READ INTO THEM; Chas on the Sun's Velocity, our velocity; Stang re: a mere one-hair shaving off the grizzled Beard of Time SIDE TWO "Conspiracy Theory" clips continued. ESO VOL.15: "EARTH FIRST MIX" ESO 2-11-99: Escape Velocity: 6.9' /second; Violating Russian Airspace with Chas's XX-Day rockets; Steal Your Own Ship details: Hangar 18, Area 51, Studio 54; "They WANT us off-planet!" -- Stang re: Marching Morons; "SOME SUBGENIUSES *ARE* IDIOTS." "--DUH!!!" VOL 15: INCREDIBLE Chas Smith media barrage edit "This is the way it's been done for billions of years" ESO 2-11-99: The Plate in Dave's Head; Dave's soul up on blocks in the front yard UFOs Are Real -- YOU Are the Hoax "This Is Not Our World" The Abduction of Dave "WE WERE THERE WHEN YOU CRAWLED OUT OF THE WATER." Vol. 15 collage WINTERSTAR 99 DEVIVAL: Q&A: Stang bullshits CREDITS and PO BOXES Vol15 END of side one Stang at Winterstar 99 devival continued EINSTEIN'S SECRET ORIFICE live at Winterstar: "RADAR LOVE" KEN NORDINE: "SPACE CAPSULE"