Hour of Slack 727  Euclid Tavern Devival 2, 1-Liner Rant

Matrix intro
ESO 2-24-00 Dave and Bleepo: The Gravy that Removes All Lumps

DEVO "Don't You Know"

RANT of ONE-LINERS by Stang and friends* SEE BELOW FOR FULL TEXT

Media Barrage 10 Side 2: mixed w/ Winterstar ESO music

MB 10: Mark Mothersbaugh on "Bob"

Euclid Tavern, Cleveland Devival 3-3-00 Part One: 
LONESOME COWBOY DAVE solo

Matrix

RAY HEY "Bob" is a Sex God"

ESO 2-24-00 Depends on "Bob"s Depends; "That Lame Band America,"

KPFA 8-99 Hal and Wellman

SIDE TWO 

Stang reads the Reagan Pyramid thing and THE ONION's "Archaeologists Find Race of Skeletons"

LONESOME COWBOY DAVE at Euclid Tavern

ESO 2-24 "Texas Women," Chas and Stang scratching

DEVO "Snowbnall"

Stang at WINTERSTAR

DAVE at Euclid con't., end

Stang at Winterstar -- Weekly World News

NENSLO "Take Me Off to Space"

Stang and Wei "JimWeiJoyceSpeaks" at Euclid Tavern

ESO Euclid Tavern, "Wilderness of "Bob"" live

PO and Credits

BILL T. MILLER "X-Day's a Comin'"
ESO 2-24-00 "I Have "Bob's" Phone Number," "5 Finger Man"

*******

Mah name is Ivan Stang... also known as Little Big Foot.

Ah am over 195 years old. And if there's one thing I know, I know this: 

"The more you know about "Bob", the less you know about yourself." 

For Good "Bob"... is Bad Good. That phrase was found written on a drunken memo note under a bar
glass. GOOD "BOB" IS BAD GOOD. He's BOTH. The joy and the hate all rolled up into one. 

'Course the old Church ain't been quite the same since the Alien Masters didn't show up with our
 Escape Saucers at the appointed time... twice. But it's not all hate and games around here;
 there's some that still love "Bob" and one feller out there that still loves me. This one fan
 wrote in, Doug Smith, he said, "If it wasn't for Ivan Stang, I'd be a nobody." Well now isn't
 that sweet. BUT my friend it is that man BOB without whom you are NOT SOMEBODY!! "BOB"!!! By
 HIS Lucky Strikes were you healed! It was by HIS untitled crime spree that you received SLACK.
 It is by BOB and BOB ALONE!!

And mark my words, GOD is RUNNING OUT OF TIME! That's right, you heard me, GOD... is RUNNING OUT
OF TIME. And TIME is all GOD has LEFT! "BOB'S" a gainin' on him. Now don't get us wrong, friend: 

GOD LOVES YOU.  Yes, GOD loves you. But "BOB".... "Bob" WANTS you. God loves you, but ol' Bobby,
he... WANTS you!

And he's gonna FIND you. You can't find yourself. FINDING yourself is like killing yourself.
It's gonna happen anyway, let "Bob" do it for you! You think you can KILL or FIND yourself
better than "Bob" can? ARE YOU THAT PRIDEFUL??!? I tell you, I'll "FIND MYSELF" when they pry me
outa my COLD, DEAD FINGERS!!



Thanks to
Chris Li, Dr. Legume, Sooty Woodmouth, Doug Smith,