Hour of Slack 861 - rerun of Lymph Node Inst. "MIND" Show (from WREK, Atlanta) 1. Bleepo Screwball Title- 00:13 2. Stang explains 00:58 3. banter1 0:43 4. Devo-Swelling Itching Brain 4:25 5 LNI - Mind Lecture 3:34 6. Pinky & the Brain - Brainstem 1:10 7. LNI - Super Ego and Id Bot at the Buffet 1:04 8. banter future 0:55 9. Butthole Surfers - Intelligent Guy 3:03 10. LNI - Super Ego and Id Bot at a Strip Club 1:20 11. banter humor 0:37 12. Timothy Leery - Fugu Fish 2:55 13 banter music 0:32 14. Leonard Nimoy - Highly Illogicel 2:16 15. LNI - Super Ego and Id Bot at the Candy Store 1:13 16 banter - reagan pre nland 0:50 17 Negativland - Voice Inside My Head 3:46 18. banter mindshare post nland 0:25 19. LNI-Word Association Skit 1:11 20 Frank Zappa - Who are the Brain Police? 3:33 21. banter senses 1:31 22. Soundgarden - Head Injury 2:19 23 Misfits - 20 Eyes 2:07 24 banter memory 1:01 25. Fugazi - Bad Mouth 2:36 26. LNI - Super Ego and Id Bot at Woodstock 1:12 27. banter soul 1:05 28. LNI - Super Ego and Id Bot in Hawaii 1:40 29. Beck - Pay No Mind 3:02 30. banter z 0: 14 31. PO BOX tag 0:20 32. credits 1:26 33. Queensryche - Operation Mindcrime 4:20 34 LNI - Backwards Message 1:19 35. LNI - Super Ego and Id Bot intro 0:04 36 Negativland - Mertz Ad 3 0:1 t 37. AdMedicine 0:59 http://www.lymphnodeinstitute.com MISSION STATEMENT Attention Outpatient or Potential Outpatient: After several requests from the Office of Miserly Restrictions for aÊ "justification of funds," the therapeutic services division of the LymphÊ Node Institute has released the following mission statement. As the pink world oozes towards bland homogeny, it seems we are not headedÊ towards the warless, information-rich environment that some modelsÊ predicted, but, rather, to the grey smear at the end of belief, aÊ Corporately-enforced consumption of not only physical, natural resources,Ê but of each other and the past. Simply put, this is bad for you. The lymph nodes in your body are a network of glands located primarilyÊ around your spine, neck, shoulders and groin, and are the business end ofÊ your immune system. These nodes house your leukocytes, or white blood cells: the cops of yourÊ blood stream. When a white blood cell encounters a foreign body, it engulfsÊ it and drags it back to the nearest lymph node for processing. Your immunological "memories," the blueprints for the antibodies to everyÊ disease or illness you have ever had, are in these nodes. The interloping body is matched with its antibody and that antibody isÊ released into the blood stream to fight the infection. If there is noÊ antibody, your immune system then attempts to produce one, but this is not aÊ probability. Your immunological memories are acquired throughout your life by the processÊ of catching diseases and fighting them off, or better yet, through theÊ process of vaccination, in which the patient is purposefully infected with aÊ small dose of dead virus, which the soma finds easily disposed. We are the Lymph Node Institute because we develop and distribute theÊ antibodies to the psychological plagues of tomorrow. We are removing tomorrowÕs psychic contaminants today. Utilizing basic social models, we are sometimes able to plot the course ofÊ the continuing struggle against this trend and anticipate the types ofÊ psychological diseases that will emerge in those who cannot or will notÊ adapt to the Enforced Global Normalcy. Since the tactics of the infection span the spectrum from covert toÊ subliminal, our techniques are nonlinear, and sub- or unconscious. You may be reading or listening to some linguistic therapy that suddenlyÊ stops "making sense," or you might be absorbing some aural therapy thatÊ suddenly disintegrates into random noise. It is not that the therapy is without information; it just means that thatÊ therapy is not appropriate to you, the individual patient, at the time,Ê because you are not beset by the ills we are treating at that specific pointÊ in the therapy. Suffice to say that if you understand ANY of our content, then you need ourÊ services. Trust us. Having said that, we must admit our motives are not entirelyÊ altruistic; there is a fair amount of money to be made from pain andÊ suffering, but beyond that, we donÕt want to have to live in a world full ofÊ zombies. And we are an unfortunately esthetic outfit. The Lymph Node Institute is not content to sit around waiting for newÊ beneficent mutations to calm the herd. We fight back through you. YOU becomeÊ OUR white blood cells, traveling through the system, contacting aberrantÊ factors and bonding them to your LNI therapy and producing... Well, thatÕs where the fun starts. We canÕt do this without you. Well, we can but it would not be nearly as funÊ or profitable. The more of you we have on our side, the more antibodies weÊ will be able to anticipate and generate in time to save people just likeÊ you. We beseech you to join us for the good of whatever you consider yourself,Ê and urge you to contact us through our analogÊrelay station at:Ê LNI PO box 670541Ê Marietta, GA, 30066-0126 Wishing you Continued Health and Prosperity, The Doctors and staff of the Lymph Node Institute. BSTFH = "BOB"s SLACKTIME FUNHOUSE... ...is the Atlanta area subgenius radio ministry outreach program, archivedÊ weekly and streamed globally via wrek.org on Saturday late/Sunday early atÊ 1am E.S.T. Under the auspices of The Church of the Subgenius Foundation and broadcastÊ immediately following their nationally syndicated, Rev. Ivan Stang-hosted,Ê "Hour of Slack"ª radio hour, BSTFH has been pushing all the buttons at onceÊ in the mental elevators of yetis and normals alike since 1989. HISTORY In 2000, Rev. Sister Suzie the Floozie invited Doc Ellis and Dr. BugbladderÊ to hose.. er, host bi-weekly installments of BSTFH after years of theirÊ submitting suplemental material and clinging to the hems of the skirts wornÊ by previous bi-weekly hosts. Material presented in BSTFH does not reflect the views or opinions of GeorgiaÊ Tech, WREK, its staff or its students. BSTFH is a specialty program hostedÊ by non-GA Tech students. PERSONNEL Doc Ellis - Head of therapeutic services Dr. Bugbladder - Waveform realignment strategist Dr. Derail - Head of LNI West, in absentia Dr. Swoods - Pharmacist and Glo-stik operator Dr. Badaruddin - Ex-office manager, scrotumnal analyst [deceased] Nurse Susie - Electroshock voltage regulation technician Charlie Tan - Secretary, stereotypist (69 wpm) Tedman - Ex-inpatient, mania consultant Poopy Balloo - Janitor, "the eyes and ears of this institution, my friends.Ê By the way, that clock's twenty minutes fast." CONTACT US The Lymph Node Institute P.O. Box 670541 Marietta, GA 30066-0126 - or - lni@lymphnodeinstitute.com - or - Via telepathy: Attune your mind to mid-Beta frequency range whileÊ rhythmically stroking the rim of a half-filled 12 oz. glass of gin andÊ chanting the mantra, "Mouth, mind, menses." Every 10 minutes, drink the gin,Ê refill and repeat.