59:47Lonesome Cowboy Dave, Princess Wei and Rev. Ivan Stang pollute the clean air of Cleveland from the WCSB studio. New music by Rev. Max Slack as well as Bob Walkenhorst, a ton of old Einstein's Secret Orchestra, a Phineas Narco mash-up starring Hitler, an iDRMRSR news report, and the soaring arfulness of Fernandinande LeMur's sound-chopper add their own special taints.
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2 LeMur: HOS Intro #808 - A Place Of Ivan 00:21
3 LeMur: "Bob's" Newest Now 00:24
4 Joker-I'm A Guy of Simple Taste 00:25
5 Bob Walkenhorst - "Broken Down" 01:56
Prabob; Bob Walkenhorst credit - sickness, painful rectal itch in lobotomy scars
IDRMRSR Public Service Announcement - U.S. now for sale - bailing the rich using money WE don't have. Dave's thick commie eyebrows. The names of the beautiful donators read off. Haunted station - Chas is back (Witch Disco ESO bg music) - The janitor Nostrildamus. Our new studio, vs. Tarzan's radio station. It's illegal to dis the station; Wei's shirt, Dave's brain, all illegal. What your ears are doing right now is against the law. Listening to your cellmates being beaten is about like listening to this show. Show meant for Slack - but best Slack is when the beating ends. Morals, ethics, not a part of our Church. Dave rant sounds like The Martian Hitler. Head in glass jar controled your stoolteacher - Invaders from Mars - the signal embedded in this station's carrier wave - Stang imitates kook tripping who saw cop chopper following him, neighbor spying, they put that bad thought in my head! Remember to buy Smoke-All. Buy this, that - there's no mind of YOURS to control! The Con workers have no mind. None have minds. The Con has aplan - but old, stale, tells same jokes every week - like the world gov'tments - and the corruptigating worm is in your head. Dave one large brain cell, with one large convict inside. Wei/I have a joint brain-- when rubbed together synapses would fire. Doctor for you today! - We need a medicine man doctor -
7 LeMur: -Call Your Doctor #3 00:17
8 Rev. Max Slack: "Time control" 03:01
9 Phineas Narco: "When I'm Sixty-Four / Hitler Mash-Up" 00:53
Ya dat vas Phineas Narco, NationalCynical.com - Time Control Max Slack cred - Mach Schnell - and They Saved Hitler's Brain. Jar with Philo Head -- We ALL have jar in our heads with a tiny Hitler inside, trying to come out. The Con is all about the tiny Hitler inside everybody's head. To make you want to be the Big Boss of your area -- an evolutionary said. Some Hitler heads small, some large. An inner head thing. And a Tiny Mother Theresa inside, misreable and sick, pretending godliness. (The Mother Theresa confession letters.) Mother Theresa needed a great big ol' "Bob." I showed her MAH little Hitler. Little Elvis vs. Two Little Hitlers - little John Wayne Head - little Woody Allen Head - a little Hendrix head - Cast out that Hitler! Gag yourself and vomit it up! Don't heil back - get other people to do that. March out of step and decry all authority for its lunacy.
LEMUR credits. LeMurs vs. Meerkats - the Slackful Meerkat aura. It subdues the Little Hitler, brings out the Big Ol' Bob in your head. They grow fast -- if not much.
I am a grandpa now -- PeePaw and WeiMaw Stang. My daughter's - so not Stang. Could stalk them in Wasilla Alaska. Dave's called YE by his grandkids. Prince Yeee and Princess Wei. Proper pronouncement of Wei's name. Not "WAY", WHEEE! I fawn all over that doe, bucko. A personal summer. The Gary Grant head inside my brain. Beachcomber Dave seeks meat - Con news says we'll be eating groat clusters and starving soon - milk the price of gas, gas price of diamonds, diamonds worthless.
My son told me to add a zero to everything. Now TWO zeros - - zero talk. Who invented Zero? The Arabbots - claims the 7-11 guys. Our ancestors the mighty caucasians, picking our noses in caves. Chinese invented everything - the bra, onions, dark meat -- who invented WORK? - with Agriculture, so blame the Sumerians and Johnny Rockefeller. God of Celery, Age of Agriculture! Before Dave can go to his place, he must learn his place - doggie style. Bob's little beeeootch. Beoche and bababactch - this show the only show I see. Beyoiwoyoiotch. The ways of saying beeyotch. Vowel movements. We use extinct vocal sounds. Outdated, old! Grampas! Old, old, old. . . The Reawrdians float and the Emrgentiles swim against the surrent (we only take 1 in 10) - We of Procrastinium has waited the longest, so we must win!!! Oh wherefore art thou "Bob"? Dear "Bob" - our contract denied me rights as hunan bean, member of county club and slipper of the agenda wagon, my lawyer has -- BURGERMEISTERS! When was the last time you slayed a burgermeister?
SON'T JUST SLAY THAT BURGERMEITER, SLAY THE HELL OUT OF HIM! Wank as if your very life depended - Pisces plug - "She's a socialism! - Don't badmouth Priestess Pisces! - something fishy about her - Wei a pisces - but not born of Earth, so the consteallations would have different effect on her planet. -- Time for the News!
10 LeMur - PR Gnus #1427 00:50
11 Einstein's Secret Orchestra: "Graveyard Shift" 04:31
ESO credits, all ESO band members. Dave on guitar all night, and at his organ. Mozick means brain. Michele George. No real names: Rev. Stang or Mister X. There was a Doktor X - Church of the Emaculation - purged himself accidentally - Thai heroin. - A show of the dead. We're near dead, so old - OH NO! - That Ohio accent! - Ya'lls only as old as yew fayel. When 20, I thought 30 was old. When 30, thought 55 is old. Now 55 - old -- I think like a 30 year old! My daughter swore she'd remain 9 years old. Most men are really 12. "You put on your diapers this morning -- who's gonna change 'em tonight?" - Why this black morbid humor? Bob took that tumble, Pipe stuck so far up there - can't extract that pipe from Bob's -- forever. The taproots go to the brain. The Dark Mater in Bob's brain - must be Pipe on either end - Nether pipe or tail pipe. THE EVOLUTION OF THE ANUS. Originally, one hole did both jobs. Later, the flatworm broke on thru to the other side. A colostomy bag over your whole body, in the single-cells. Then a cul-de-sac. Now most creatures have a hole right thru - we're donut shaped. Gets stopped up, clogged some times. My mom had monkey tail. Brother supernumerary nipulae. Not productive tho. The lack of testicles shared by Hitler and other Great Men - by great we mean large. Hitler's grating voice.
END OF SHOW snuck up on us. URL - photos on subgenius.com of WCSB studio during show. And now -- call Dr.
12 LeMur - Call Your Doctor #4 00:12
13 Power Of Soul Clip - Bootsy Collins 00:30
14 It's Bob 00:03
15 Rev. Norel Pref: the same way 00:38
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