Hour of Slack #1365 - Dumbass-Baiting Special: Stang Retires, Legume/Pisces Now In Charge

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We had hoped to keep the "Stang Retires, Leaves All to Legume and Pisces" hoax going, but circumstances forced our hands. Oh well, the prank was probably played out anyway. Butthurt and ragequitting happen very quickly on the Internet, especially among saps, chumps, dipshits, the undiscerning, and the wishful thinkers. We're sure that this episode, and the transparent hoax from which it sprang, will cause hundreds of dense Bobbies to quit the Church who never joined in the first place, and has lost us many dollars that we never would have seen anyway from the many whining GimmeBobs. Dr. Legume, Priestess Pisces and Lonesome Cowboy Dave join Rev. Ivan Stang in mockery of those who fell, EAGERLY, for the latest in a 30-year history of SubGenius Bobbie-Outing pranks. This one was the best yet, judging from what we're hearing from anybody who had enough sense to realize that "Stang retiring" and "Legume as New Fascist Overlord" was a preposterous gag meant to flush out the rats in the Church sewers. It worked perfectly. A big change of pace, and an excellent farewell-to-the-chumps for our X-Day celebrations at Wisteria.

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LOG of THIS EPISODE:

1 Stang Intro 00:12

2 David Epley - AH YES 00:24

3 Rev. Mark Mothersbaugh: Fugue in D Minor (Bobacato) 00:37

4 Elvira HoS 52d(title) 00:15

5 LeMur: Give_Me_Slack2 00:07

6 Stang: Prescriptures-EndTimes 00:16

7 Stang:Stop-Bob-Mind Going 00:14

8 Stang:July 5 00:14

9 LeMur: What About Bob Warper 00:05

10 LeMur: Call_From_Bob4 00:34

11 LeMur: yes He Was Bob 00:24

12 LeMur: Kill_Bob14 00:14

13 Stang/RAW: Maybe if we said MAYBE more often 00:05

14 Mars Needs Women 00:14

15 Nickiegrind! 00:12

16 HailConnie 00:12

17 LeMur: Oh_Skink_You 00:24

18 Stang, Sternodox, Hellswami Satellite Weavers: Bob Cleave 03:35

19 LIVE with Legume-Pisces-Dave: The Stang Retirement Hoax & Reactions from the Clueless 50:33

20 Dr. Sinister Outro 00:22

21 To the Stars 00:04

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