Hour of Slack #1701 - Orgy of Onanisms


The title refers to Rev. Dr. Uncle Onan Canobite, not the Biblical "sin." Herein are two great Onan rants on basic yet all-new SubGenius dogma, one delivered by him and one read by Stang. We have songs old and new by Rev. Bleepo Abernathy and Morgan Gutentag, plenty of old-school Media Barrage, the spirited Burning of "Bob" at 21X-Day with a spontaneous chorus of Nenslo's classic hymn, "Take Me Off to Space," a review of the Netflix show Peaky Blinders by Stang, a very weird Eddie Romanov rant read by Stang, and a tribute to online trolling and its master, the late Rev. Heathen, from practitioners Rev. Anna Maul and Dr. Brujaja. Lonesome Cowboy Dave and Rev. Stang discuss who would play Dave, and who would play "Bob," in a big Hollywood SubGenius movie, and the universal but useless misunderstandings about fretting and fairness. Lots of variety in this one. Also: the Slack Friday sale is ON from now until Xistlessnessmess!

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1 Lemur - HOS_Intro898 00:20
2 Rev. Bleepo Abernathy - "Bob" Is A Rock 01:13
3 cred Bleepo to 1983 00:27
4 Stang ranting on Slack at 1983 Danceteria book release devival, NYC 01:58
5 Rev. Uncle Dr. Onan Canobite's Sermon of Self, read by Stang 04:39
6 Lonesome Cowboy Dave and Stang live at Tarzan's, 11-11-18 - Lonesome Cowboys of Rock 03:17
7 Media Barrage: Abnormality, Life Sucks 01:22
8 Stang reviews TV show Peaky Blinders 01:58
9 Peaky Blinders clip - Polly's spirits 00:41
10 Peaky Blinders clip - When you're dead already, youre free XX 00:53
11 Stang on Peaky Blinders theme song "Red Right Hand" 00:29
12 Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds - Red Right Hand 04:45
13 Nick Cave cred 2 Peaky quote? or not 00:13
14 SubGenius Media Barrage - Alien Montage and End of the World 01:53
15 Stang explains the crowd singing "Take Me Off to Space" at the "Bob"-Burning Ceremony at 21X-Day 00:50
16 Burning "Bob" at 21 X-Day, narrated by Princess Wei, Dr. Hal, Rev. Angry Larry, Philo Drummond, Susie the Floozie 01:18
17 21 X-Day worshippers singing "Take Me Off to Space" at Bonfire of "Bob" Effigy 02:08
18 Lonesome Cowboy Dave and Stang live at Tarzan's, 11-11-18 - False End of Show and URL 00:57
19 Slack Friday interruption ad by Stang 00:42
20 Lonesome Cowboy Dave and Stang live at Tarzan's, 11-11-18 - Who would Play Dave in the movie? 07:03
21 Rev. Uncle Dr. Onan Canobite - Becoming a SubGenius 05:07
22 pb Romanov 2 - Lemurian Wombat Gigging Machine 03:16
23 PR Gnus #2009 00:24
24 cred LeMur to Morgan Gutentag 00:45
25 Morgan Gutentag ft Dottie Clementine (I Have Been) Making Promises_ _2 Spiderz_ 02:15
26 Lonesome Cowboy Dave and Stang live at Tarzan's, 11-11-18 - Fretting, fairness 03:47
27 Rev. Anna Maul and Dr. Brujaja - Trolling, a Tribute To Rev. Heathen 03:25
28 cred Anna to LeMur 00:33
29 Lemur - Bob_Song1012 00:13
30 Stang's Intro to 1983 book rants 00:29
31 Book of the SubGenius co-author rants from 1983 NPR report 01:58
32 Stang does SLACK FRIDAY and Books a! 05:16

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