From: "Blackout" <blackout@404infomagic.net>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Thu, Oct 4, 2001 2:06 AM
Message-ID: <Q%Su7.949$2b3.873619@news.uswest.net>
http://www.portal.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml?xml=/news/2001/10/04/w
ref04.xml&sSheet=/news/2001/10/04/ixhome.html
Ebola-style killer virus sweeps Afghan border
By Tim Butcher in Quetta
(Filed: 04/10/2001)
THE largest outbreak in history of a highly contagious
disease that
causes patients to bleed to death from every orifice
was confirmed
yesterday on Pakistan's frontier with Afghanistan.
At least 75 people have caught the disease so far and
eight have died.
An isolation ward screened off by barbed wire has been
set up in the
Pakistani city of Quetta, and an international appeal
has been launched
for help.
Evidence suggests the outbreak of Crimean-Congo Haemorrhagic
Fever
emanates from within Afghanistan, raising fears of an
epidemic if
millions of refugees flee across the frontier into Pakistan.
CCHF has similar effects to the ebola virus. Both viruses
damage
arteries, veins and other blood vessels and lead to
the eventual
collapse of major organs.
As one doctor put it, a patient suffering from haemorrhagic
fever
"literally melts in front of your eyes".
At the Fatima Jinnah Chest and General Hospital in Quetta,
capital of
the Pakistani province of Baluchistan, an isolation
ward with eight
treatment beds and two observation bays has been set
up.
Nine-year-old Ismail Sadiq lay on one of the beds yesterday,
his body
wracked with fever and a wad of cotton wool stuffed
into each nostril to
stem the bleeding.
Outside members of his family sat anxiously in the shade
of a tree. An
elderly gentleman worked a string of worry beads through
his fingers,
but doctors had forbidden all visits.
The only people Ismail now sees are doctors and nurses
wearing the
complete "barrier nursing" outfit of sterilised
hairnet, mask, gloves,
gown and overshoes.
Another patient, a 65-year-old man, lay inert on his
bed, with streams
of dried blood on his chin, nose and tongue. His shirt
was also stained
heavily with blood.
Dr Akhlaq Hussain, the hospital's medical superintendent,
said: "The
first cases came in June. There were a number of deaths,
but at first we
did not know what was the cause."
A number of blood samples were sent to Pakistan's national
virology
testing centre in Islamabad. They were then sent to
South Africa's
National Institute of Virology in Johannesburg for confirmation.
Dr Hussain said: "When the results came back we
knew we were dealing
with Crimean-Congo Haemorrhagic Fever." He has
compiled a list of all 75
cases, which involved refugees recently arrived from
Afghanistan or
people living close to the border.
The first known case of the disease was among Russian
soldiers serving
in the Crimea in 1944 and then among villagers living
near the Congolese
city of Kisangani in 1956. Not until 1969 were scientists
able to
isolate the single virus common to both.
Although there have been a number of cases since, the
outbreaks have
never been as large as the current one.
The doctor said: "We had our first case in Pakistan
in the 1970s. It
would seem there is a reservoir of the virus in Afghanistan
and we are
now worried about the possible effects of an influx
of many new
refugees.
"The virus is carried by domestic animals, and
if they come in large
numbers with large numbers of animals we can expect
many more cases."
The authorities in Pakistan have appealed to the World
Health
Organisation for additional supplies to help deal with
the outbreak,
including storage facilities for clean blood plasma
and white blood
cells which can be used to replace those lost by patients.
The virus is widely distributed in the blood of sheep,
cattle and other
mammals across eastern Europe, Asia and Africa. It can
be passed to man
by a species of tick, Hyalomma marginatum, common in
the same areas.
If caught in time, CCHF can be treated by replacing
enough of the lost
body fluids to allow the patient's own immune system
to take over and
kill the virus.
The facilities at Fatima Jinnah are basic, but the staff
are dedicated
and brave, treating patients even though there is a
high risk of
infection from spittle or blood.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Subject: Re: jesus fucking h christ
From: Artemia Salina <y2k@sheayright.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Thu, Oct 4, 2001 3:14 AM
Message-ID: <3BBC0C39.9B077EA@sheayright.com>
Oh boy... And yesterday northern Afghanistan was wracked
by a
magnitude 5.0 earth quake...
I'm now awaiting the fire and floods...
--
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"WELCOME TO THE WORLD!!!! I AM YOUR MINISTER AND
YOUR UNCLE!!"
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Subject: Re: jesus fucking h christ
From: SubGenius Spice <SubGeniusSpice@jbeyqarg.ngg.arg>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Thu, Oct 4, 2001 4:46 AM
Message-ID: <0c8ort4m3hja62va8ei4249pud9h665gee@4ax.com>
"alt.slack", featuring Artemia Salina...Take 14...ACTION!...
>Oh boy... And yesterday northern Afghanistan was
wracked by a
>magnitude 5.0 earth quake...
>
>I'm now awaiting the fire and floods...
they've got rabies:
RABIES, HUMAN & CANINE - AFGHANISTAN
*********************************************
A ProMED-mail post
<http://www.promedmail.org>
ProMED-mail, a program of the
International Society for Infectious Diseases
<http://www.isid.org>
Date: 10 Apr 2001
From: M. Cosgriff <mcosgriff@hotmail.com>
Source: Times of India, 10 Apr 2001 [edited]
<http://www.timesofindia.com/today/10hlth4.htm>
KABUL: Monday, Afghan officials and residents expressed
concern over a
sudden increase in number of dog bite cases and an acute
shortage of
anti-rabies vaccines, causing fatalities in the capital
city.
Residents
said rabid dogs in different parts of Kabul attacked
at least 80
people
last month [March], with most of the victims dying for
lack of
vaccines.
"Rabies cases are rising every day because the
environment is
infected,"
senior health ministry official Sarwar Abbasi said.
He admitted the
Taliban
regime was facing a shortage of vaccine and the municipal
administration
had not launched a campaign to vaccinate or kill stray
dogs. "We do
not
have control programs, sufficient vaccines and regular
schemes to
vaccinate
or exterminate stray dogs," Abbasi said.
The number of cases of rabies in March rose by 50 percent
over
February,
health officials said. Residents said 35 people, mostly
children, were
attacked by rabid dogs in the city's Microrayan and
Qalai Zaman Khan
areas.
Zar Alam, whose only daughter was bitten by a rabid
dog in Microrayan,
said
for the past 10 days he had been seeking treatment for
her in vain.
"There
is no vaccine. We are wandering from the health ministry
to the aid
agencies, but there is no help," he said. "There
are more parents like
me."
He called on the international health agencies to rush
the badly
needed
vaccines to Afghanistan. Health officials said the victims
who could
afford
to, have to travel to Pakistan to receive the complete
course of 5
anti-rabies doses.
The World Health Organization (WHO) supplied 300 ampules
to the public
health ministry 4 months ago, enough for only 60 people,
they said. An
aid
group supported by Afghans living in Germany used to
vaccinate the
rabies
victims in Kabul, but it has also run out of the stocks,
they added.
Senior WHO official Attaullah Zarabi confirmed the increase
in rabies
cases. "It is on the rise. Even our own staff have
seen people being
attacked by rabid dogs," he said. There would have
been no shortage of
the
vaccines had the local authorities informed the WHO
in advance, Zarabi
said, adding it would have taken only 2 weeks to get
vaccines into the
country. "This is their responsibility to write
a proposal to us," the
WHO
official said.
--
--
If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be
transferred to the mother ship.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Subject: Re: jesus fucking h christ
From: "St. Marc the Perpetually Amused" <disciple@templeoferis.org>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Thu, Oct 4, 2001 9:12 AM
Message-ID: <tfZu7.1294$2p1.190130@newsread2.prod.itd.earthlink.net>
Note: The proper usage is "Jesus H. Fucking Christ."
"Jesus, Mary, and
Joseph the Carpenter from Brooklyn Heights" is
also acceptable.
"Blackout" <blackout@404infomagic.net>
wrote in message
news:Q%Su7.949$2b3.873619@news.uswest.net...
> http://www.portal.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml?xml=/news/2001/10/04/w
> ref04.xml&sSheet=/news/2001/10/04/ixhome.html
>
> Ebola-style killer virus sweeps Afghan border
> By Tim Butcher in Quetta
> (Filed: 04/10/2001)
>
>
> THE largest outbreak in history of a highly contagious
disease that
> causes patients to bleed to death from every orifice
was confirmed
> yesterday on Pakistan's frontier with Afghanistan.
Anyway... this and the rabies thing probably tie into
Osama bomb-Laden's
alleged biowarfare experiments. Germs are fun and all,
but they're Hell on
wheels to try to keep isolated. Some starving schmuck
probably took a chaw
off of some horse that the fun-loving al-Queda's had
infected with the
never-get-overs and dumped in a ditch. The rest will
be history, along with
the rest of us.
Or it could be the CIAKGB's attempts to make it *look*
like the al-Queda's
were doing biowarfare.
Or it could be the Radical Nihilist Front attempting
to make it look like
the CIAKGB were attempting to make it look like the
al-Queda's were doing
biowarfare in an attempt to achieve Zero Population
Growth by achieving Zero
Population.
Or Goddess could just be so disgusted with the lot of
them that She's
sprinkling viruses all over the place.
I dunno.
Although I really probably need therapy, what with hearing
a low-flying
plane over my house last night and being convinced it
was dropping N, B,
*and* probably C agents over Chicago.
St. Marc
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Subject: Re: jesus fucking h christ
From: "Rev. Dead Corpse" <DeadCorpse@justanotherfucker.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Thu, Oct 4, 2001 9:06 AM
Message-ID: <G9Zu7.32135$pN2.10627484@typhoon.austin.rr.com>
"SubGenius Spice" <SubGeniusSpice@jbeyqarg.ngg.arg>
wrote in message
news:0c8ort4m3hja62va8ei4249pud9h665gee@4ax.com...
> "alt.slack", featuring Artemia Salina...Take
14...ACTION!...
>
> >Oh boy... And yesterday northern Afghanistan
was wracked by a
> >magnitude 5.0 earth quake...
> >
> >I'm now awaiting the fire and floods...
>
> they've got rabies:
>
>
> RABIES, HUMAN & CANINE - AFGHANISTAN
> *********************************************
> A ProMED-mail post
> <http://www.promedmail.org>
> ProMED-mail, a program of the
> International Society for Infectious Diseases
> <http://www.isid.org>
>
> Date: 10 Apr 2001
> From: M. Cosgriff <mcosgriff@hotmail.com>
> Source: Times of India, 10 Apr 2001 [edited]
> <http://www.timesofindia.com/today/10hlth4.htm>
>
>
> KABUL: Monday, Afghan officials and residents expressed
concern over a
> sudden increase in number of dog bite cases and
an acute shortage of
> anti-rabies vaccines, causing fatalities in the
capital city.
> Residents
> said rabid dogs in different parts of Kabul attacked
at least 80
> people
> last month [March], with most of the victims dying
for lack of
> vaccines.
>
> "Rabies cases are rising every day because
the environment is
> infected,"
> senior health ministry official Sarwar Abbasi said.
He admitted the
> Taliban
> regime was facing a shortage of vaccine and the
municipal
> administration
> had not launched a campaign to vaccinate or kill
stray dogs. "We do
> not
> have control programs, sufficient vaccines and
regular schemes to
> vaccinate
> or exterminate stray dogs," Abbasi said.
>
> The number of cases of rabies in March rose by
50 percent over
> February,
> health officials said. Residents said 35 people,
mostly children, were
> attacked by rabid dogs in the city's Microrayan
and Qalai Zaman Khan
> areas.
>
> Zar Alam, whose only daughter was bitten by a rabid
dog in Microrayan,
> said
> for the past 10 days he had been seeking treatment
for her in vain.
> "There
> is no vaccine. We are wandering from the health
ministry to the aid
> agencies, but there is no help," he said.
"There are more parents like
> me."
>
> He called on the international health agencies
to rush the badly
> needed
> vaccines to Afghanistan. Health officials said
the victims who could
> afford
> to, have to travel to Pakistan to receive the complete
course of 5
> anti-rabies doses.
>
> The World Health Organization (WHO) supplied 300
ampules to the public
> health ministry 4 months ago, enough for only 60
people, they said. An
> aid
> group supported by Afghans living in Germany used
to vaccinate the
> rabies
> victims in Kabul, but it has also run out of the
stocks, they added.
>
> Senior WHO official Attaullah Zarabi confirmed
the increase in rabies
> cases. "It is on the rise. Even our own staff
have seen people being
> attacked by rabid dogs," he said. There would
have been no shortage of
> the
> vaccines had the local authorities informed the
WHO in advance, Zarabi
> said, adding it would have taken only 2 weeks to
get vaccines into the
> country. "This is their responsibility to
write a proposal to us," the
> WHO
> official said.
>
--
Couldn'ta happened to a nicer bunch o' folks. "What
comes around, goes
around." or so I hear tell.
The Rev. Dead Corpse from the Lone Pentagram State
Your testicular shrinky moment is worthless!
You have evoked an evil older than man!
Older than crutons!
NOW I FEED!!!
-Happy Noodle Boy
"Ya know? For an Evil Super-Genius, he really isn't
too bright."
-Rev. Dead Corpse
Rule of Acquisition 125: You can't make a deal if you are dead.
Igne Natura Revnovatur Integra: The whole of Nature is renewed by Fire
Send $1: The SubGenius Foundation, P.O. Box 140306,
Dallas, TX 75214
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Subject: Re: jesus fucking h christ
From: John Starrett <jstarret@carbon.cudenver.edu>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Thu, Oct 4, 2001 10:27 AM
Message-ID: <3BBC71EB.6DB919D6@carbon.cudenver.edu>
Blackout wrote:
>
> http://www.portal.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml?xml=/news/2001/10/04/w
> ref04.xml&sSheet=/news/2001/10/04/ixhome.html
>
> Ebola-style killer virus sweeps Afghan border
> By Tim Butcher in Quetta
> (Filed: 04/10/2001)
>
> THE largest outbreak in history of a highly contagious
disease that
> causes patients to bleed to death from every orifice
was confirmed
> yesterday on Pakistan's frontier with Afghanistan.
<snip>
You don't suppose the geniuses over there were trying
to tame it for
use as a biological weapon, do you? Hmmm...
--
John Starrett
"We have nothing to fear but the scary stuff."
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Subject: Re: jesus fucking h christ
From: John Starrett <jstarret@carbon.cudenver.edu>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Thu, Oct 4, 2001 10:29 AM
Message-ID: <3BBC722C.6CE6276A@carbon.cudenver.edu>
Artemia Salina wrote:
>
> Oh boy... And yesterday northern Afghanistan was
wracked by a
> magnitude 5.0 earth quake...
>
> I'm now awaiting the fire and floods...
<snip>
And they could use a plague of locusts. Probably be
the best meal
they've had in weeks.
--
John Starrett
"We have nothing to fear but the scary stuff."
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Subject: jesus fucking h christ
From: "Blackout" <blackout@404infomagic.net>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Thu, Oct 4, 2001 2:06 AM
Message-ID: <Q%Su7.949$2b3.873619@news.uswest.net>
http://www.portal.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml?xml=/news/2001/10/04/w
ref04.xml&sSheet=/news/2001/10/04/ixhome.html
Ebola-style killer virus sweeps Afghan border
By Tim Butcher in Quetta
(Filed: 04/10/2001)
THE largest outbreak in history of a highly contagious
disease that
causes patients to bleed to death from every orifice
was confirmed
yesterday on Pakistan's frontier with Afghanistan.
At least 75 people have caught the disease so far and
eight have died.
An isolation ward screened off by barbed wire has been
set up in the
Pakistani city of Quetta, and an international appeal
has been launched
for help.
Evidence suggests the outbreak of Crimean-Congo Haemorrhagic
Fever
emanates from within Afghanistan, raising fears of an
epidemic if
millions of refugees flee across the frontier into Pakistan.
CCHF has similar effects to the ebola virus. Both viruses
damage
arteries, veins and other blood vessels and lead to
the eventual
collapse of major organs.
As one doctor put it, a patient suffering from haemorrhagic
fever
"literally melts in front of your eyes".
At the Fatima Jinnah Chest and General Hospital in Quetta,
capital of
the Pakistani province of Baluchistan, an isolation
ward with eight
treatment beds and two observation bays has been set
up.
Nine-year-old Ismail Sadiq lay on one of the beds yesterday,
his body
wracked with fever and a wad of cotton wool stuffed
into each nostril to
stem the bleeding.
Outside members of his family sat anxiously in the shade
of a tree. An
elderly gentleman worked a string of worry beads through
his fingers,
but doctors had forbidden all visits.
The only people Ismail now sees are doctors and nurses
wearing the
complete "barrier nursing" outfit of sterilised
hairnet, mask, gloves,
gown and overshoes.
Another patient, a 65-year-old man, lay inert on his
bed, with streams
of dried blood on his chin, nose and tongue. His shirt
was also stained
heavily with blood.
Dr Akhlaq Hussain, the hospital's medical superintendent,
said: "The
first cases came in June. There were a number of deaths,
but at first we
did not know what was the cause."
A number of blood samples were sent to Pakistan's national
virology
testing centre in Islamabad. They were then sent to
South Africa's
National Institute of Virology in Johannesburg for confirmation.
Dr Hussain said: "When the results came back we
knew we were dealing
with Crimean-Congo Haemorrhagic Fever." He has
compiled a list of all 75
cases, which involved refugees recently arrived from
Afghanistan or
people living close to the border.
The first known case of the disease was among Russian
soldiers serving
in the Crimea in 1944 and then among villagers living
near the Congolese
city of Kisangani in 1956. Not until 1969 were scientists
able to
isolate the single virus common to both.
Although there have been a number of cases since, the
outbreaks have
never been as large as the current one.
The doctor said: "We had our first case in Pakistan
in the 1970s. It
would seem there is a reservoir of the virus in Afghanistan
and we are
now worried about the possible effects of an influx
of many new
refugees.
"The virus is carried by domestic animals, and
if they come in large
numbers with large numbers of animals we can expect
many more cases."
The authorities in Pakistan have appealed to the World
Health
Organisation for additional supplies to help deal with
the outbreak,
including storage facilities for clean blood plasma
and white blood
cells which can be used to replace those lost by patients.
The virus is widely distributed in the blood of sheep,
cattle and other
mammals across eastern Europe, Asia and Africa. It can
be passed to man
by a species of tick, Hyalomma marginatum, common in
the same areas.
If caught in time, CCHF can be treated by replacing
enough of the lost
body fluids to allow the patient's own immune system
to take over and
kill the virus.
The facilities at Fatima Jinnah are basic, but the staff
are dedicated
and brave, treating patients even though there is a
high risk of
infection from spittle or blood.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Subject: Re: jesus fucking h christ
From: Artemia Salina <y2k@sheayright.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Thu, Oct 4, 2001 3:14 AM
Message-ID: <3BBC0C39.9B077EA@sheayright.com>
Oh boy... And yesterday northern Afghanistan was wracked
by a
magnitude 5.0 earth quake...
I'm now awaiting the fire and floods...
--
Artemia Salina -- http://www.drpez.com/drali1.htm
"WELCOME TO THE WORLD!!!! I AM YOUR MINISTER AND
YOUR UNCLE!!"
Posted Via Usenet.com Premium Usenet Newsgroup Services
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Subject: Re: jesus fucking h christ
From: SubGenius Spice <SubGeniusSpice@jbeyqarg.ngg.arg>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Thu, Oct 4, 2001 4:46 AM
Message-ID: <0c8ort4m3hja62va8ei4249pud9h665gee@4ax.com>
"alt.slack", featuring Artemia Salina...Take 14...ACTION!...
>Oh boy... And yesterday northern Afghanistan was
wracked by a
>magnitude 5.0 earth quake...
>
>I'm now awaiting the fire and floods...
they've got rabies:
RABIES, HUMAN & CANINE - AFGHANISTAN
*********************************************
A ProMED-mail post
<http://www.promedmail.org>
ProMED-mail, a program of the
International Society for Infectious Diseases
<http://www.isid.org>
Date: 10 Apr 2001
From: M. Cosgriff <mcosgriff@hotmail.com>
Source: Times of India, 10 Apr 2001 [edited]
<http://www.timesofindia.com/today/10hlth4.htm>
KABUL: Monday, Afghan officials and residents expressed
concern over a
sudden increase in number of dog bite cases and an acute
shortage of
anti-rabies vaccines, causing fatalities in the capital
city.
Residents
said rabid dogs in different parts of Kabul attacked
at least 80
people
last month [March], with most of the victims dying for
lack of
vaccines.
"Rabies cases are rising every day because the
environment is
infected,"
senior health ministry official Sarwar Abbasi said.
He admitted the
Taliban
regime was facing a shortage of vaccine and the municipal
administration
had not launched a campaign to vaccinate or kill stray
dogs. "We do
not
have control programs, sufficient vaccines and regular
schemes to
vaccinate
or exterminate stray dogs," Abbasi said.
The number of cases of rabies in March rose by 50 percent
over
February,
health officials said. Residents said 35 people, mostly
children, were
attacked by rabid dogs in the city's Microrayan and
Qalai Zaman Khan
areas.
Zar Alam, whose only daughter was bitten by a rabid
dog in Microrayan,
said
for the past 10 days he had been seeking treatment for
her in vain.
"There
is no vaccine. We are wandering from the health ministry
to the aid
agencies, but there is no help," he said. "There
are more parents like
me."
He called on the international health agencies to rush
the badly
needed
vaccines to Afghanistan. Health officials said the victims
who could
afford
to, have to travel to Pakistan to receive the complete
course of 5
anti-rabies doses.
The World Health Organization (WHO) supplied 300 ampules
to the public
health ministry 4 months ago, enough for only 60 people,
they said. An
aid
group supported by Afghans living in Germany used to
vaccinate the
rabies
victims in Kabul, but it has also run out of the stocks,
they added.
Senior WHO official Attaullah Zarabi confirmed the increase
in rabies
cases. "It is on the rise. Even our own staff have
seen people being
attacked by rabid dogs," he said. There would have
been no shortage of
the
vaccines had the local authorities informed the WHO
in advance, Zarabi
said, adding it would have taken only 2 weeks to get
vaccines into the
country. "This is their responsibility to write
a proposal to us," the
WHO
official said.
--
--
If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be
transferred to the mother ship.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Subject: Re: jesus fucking h christ
From: "St. Marc the Perpetually Amused" <disciple@templeoferis.org>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Thu, Oct 4, 2001 9:12 AM
Message-ID: <tfZu7.1294$2p1.190130@newsread2.prod.itd.earthlink.net>
Note: The proper usage is "Jesus H. Fucking Christ."
"Jesus, Mary, and
Joseph the Carpenter from Brooklyn Heights" is
also acceptable.
"Blackout" <blackout@404infomagic.net>
wrote in message
news:Q%Su7.949$2b3.873619@news.uswest.net...
> http://www.portal.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml?xml=/news/2001/10/04/w
> ref04.xml&sSheet=/news/2001/10/04/ixhome.html
>
> Ebola-style killer virus sweeps Afghan border
> By Tim Butcher in Quetta
> (Filed: 04/10/2001)
>
>
> THE largest outbreak in history of a highly contagious
disease that
> causes patients to bleed to death from every orifice
was confirmed
> yesterday on Pakistan's frontier with Afghanistan.
Anyway... this and the rabies thing probably tie into
Osama bomb-Laden's
alleged biowarfare experiments. Germs are fun and all,
but they're Hell on
wheels to try to keep isolated. Some starving schmuck
probably took a chaw
off of some horse that the fun-loving al-Queda's had
infected with the
never-get-overs and dumped in a ditch. The rest will
be history, along with
the rest of us.
Or it could be the CIAKGB's attempts to make it *look*
like the al-Queda's
were doing biowarfare.
Or it could be the Radical Nihilist Front attempting
to make it look like
the CIAKGB were attempting to make it look like the
al-Queda's were doing
biowarfare in an attempt to achieve Zero Population
Growth by achieving Zero
Population.
Or Goddess could just be so disgusted with the lot of
them that She's
sprinkling viruses all over the place.
I dunno.
Although I really probably need therapy, what with hearing
a low-flying
plane over my house last night and being convinced it
was dropping N, B,
*and* probably C agents over Chicago.
St. Marc
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Subject: Re: jesus fucking h christ
From: "Rev. Dead Corpse" <DeadCorpse@justanotherfucker.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Thu, Oct 4, 2001 9:06 AM
Message-ID: <G9Zu7.32135$pN2.10627484@typhoon.austin.rr.com>
"SubGenius Spice" <SubGeniusSpice@jbeyqarg.ngg.arg>
wrote in message
news:0c8ort4m3hja62va8ei4249pud9h665gee@4ax.com...
> "alt.slack", featuring Artemia Salina...Take
14...ACTION!...
>
> >Oh boy... And yesterday northern Afghanistan
was wracked by a
> >magnitude 5.0 earth quake...
> >
> >I'm now awaiting the fire and floods...
>
> they've got rabies:
>
>
> RABIES, HUMAN & CANINE - AFGHANISTAN
> *********************************************
> A ProMED-mail post
> <http://www.promedmail.org>
> ProMED-mail, a program of the
> International Society for Infectious Diseases
> <http://www.isid.org>
>
> Date: 10 Apr 2001
> From: M. Cosgriff <mcosgriff@hotmail.com>
> Source: Times of India, 10 Apr 2001 [edited]
> <http://www.timesofindia.com/today/10hlth4.htm>
>
>
> KABUL: Monday, Afghan officials and residents expressed
concern over a
> sudden increase in number of dog bite cases and
an acute shortage of
> anti-rabies vaccines, causing fatalities in the
capital city.
> Residents
> said rabid dogs in different parts of Kabul attacked
at least 80
> people
> last month [March], with most of the victims dying
for lack of
> vaccines.
>
> "Rabies cases are rising every day because
the environment is
> infected,"
> senior health ministry official Sarwar Abbasi said.
He admitted the
> Taliban
> regime was facing a shortage of vaccine and the
municipal
> administration
> had not launched a campaign to vaccinate or kill
stray dogs. "We do
> not
> have control programs, sufficient vaccines and
regular schemes to
> vaccinate
> or exterminate stray dogs," Abbasi said.
>
> The number of cases of rabies in March rose by
50 percent over
> February,
> health officials said. Residents said 35 people,
mostly children, were
> attacked by rabid dogs in the city's Microrayan
and Qalai Zaman Khan
> areas.
>
> Zar Alam, whose only daughter was bitten by a rabid
dog in Microrayan,
> said
> for the past 10 days he had been seeking treatment
for her in vain.
> "There
> is no vaccine. We are wandering from the health
ministry to the aid
> agencies, but there is no help," he said.
"There are more parents like
> me."
>
> He called on the international health agencies
to rush the badly
> needed
> vaccines to Afghanistan. Health officials said
the victims who could
> afford
> to, have to travel to Pakistan to receive the complete
course of 5
> anti-rabies doses.
>
> The World Health Organization (WHO) supplied 300
ampules to the public
> health ministry 4 months ago, enough for only 60
people, they said. An
> aid
> group supported by Afghans living in Germany used
to vaccinate the
> rabies
> victims in Kabul, but it has also run out of the
stocks, they added.
>
> Senior WHO official Attaullah Zarabi confirmed
the increase in rabies
> cases. "It is on the rise. Even our own staff
have seen people being
> attacked by rabid dogs," he said. There would
have been no shortage of
> the
> vaccines had the local authorities informed the
WHO in advance, Zarabi
> said, adding it would have taken only 2 weeks to
get vaccines into the
> country. "This is their responsibility to
write a proposal to us," the
> WHO
> official said.
>
--
Couldn'ta happened to a nicer bunch o' folks. "What
comes around, goes
around." or so I hear tell.
The Rev. Dead Corpse from the Lone Pentagram State
Your testicular shrinky moment is worthless!
You have evoked an evil older than man!
Older than crutons!
NOW I FEED!!!
-Happy Noodle Boy
"Ya know? For an Evil Super-Genius, he really isn't
too bright."
-Rev. Dead Corpse
Rule of Acquisition 125: You can't make a deal if you are dead.
Igne Natura Revnovatur Integra: The whole of Nature is renewed by Fire
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Subject: Re: jesus fucking h christ
From: John Starrett <jstarret@carbon.cudenver.edu>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Thu, Oct 4, 2001 10:27 AM
Message-ID: <3BBC71EB.6DB919D6@carbon.cudenver.edu>
Blackout wrote:
>
> http://www.portal.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml?xml=/news/2001/10/04/w
> ref04.xml&sSheet=/news/2001/10/04/ixhome.html
>
> Ebola-style killer virus sweeps Afghan border
> By Tim Butcher in Quetta
> (Filed: 04/10/2001)
>
> THE largest outbreak in history of a highly contagious
disease that
> causes patients to bleed to death from every orifice
was confirmed
> yesterday on Pakistan's frontier with Afghanistan.
<snip>
You don't suppose the geniuses over there were trying
to tame it for
use as a biological weapon, do you? Hmmm...
--
John Starrett
"We have nothing to fear but the scary stuff."
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Subject: Re: jesus fucking h christ
From: John Starrett <jstarret@carbon.cudenver.edu>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Thu, Oct 4, 2001 10:29 AM
Message-ID: <3BBC722C.6CE6276A@carbon.cudenver.edu>
Artemia Salina wrote:
>
> Oh boy... And yesterday northern Afghanistan was
wracked by a
> magnitude 5.0 earth quake...
>
> I'm now awaiting the fire and floods...
<snip>
And they could use a plague of locusts. Probably be
the best meal
they've had in weeks.
--
John Starrett
"We have nothing to fear but the scary stuff."
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Subject: Re: jesus fucking h christ
From: Hulkturds@crappagammabrick.ouch (HellPope Huey)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Thu, Oct 4, 2001 1:16 PM
Message-ID: <Hulkturds-0410011116190001@208-135-242-179.dial-up.ipa.net>
In article <G9Zu7.32135$pN2.10627484@typhoon.austin.rr.com>,
"Rev. Dead
Corpse" <DeadCorpse@justanotherfucker.com>
wrote:
> Couldn'ta happened to a nicer bunch o' folks. "What
comes around, goes
> around." or so I hear tell.
Cool. I can't wait until Our Boys come back and spread
it here. Remember
how warmly the military greeted the Gulf War Syndrome
victims? Well,
you're gonna just LOVE the home game! Yeah, I know;
have a ladle of cough
syrup.
HellPope Huey, hellpopehuey@subgenius.com
I agree with this post....now will ya pull it out?
"But everyone regrets something...even the Devil."
"Does he, though? For our sakes,
let us hope we can remind him
what that regret is...
...and damn him with it"
- "Universe X"
"Unemployed, a wino and evil...
...let's just say the guy is a fixer-upper."
- 'Newsradio'
"Keep accepting more than one idea...
...makes 'em absolutely crazy."
- "The West Wing"
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Subject: Re: jesus fucking h christ
From: Reverend DJ Epoch <nunyabiz@noway.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Thu, Oct 4, 2001 12:42 PM
Message-ID: <Xns913080FFA9A06nunyabiznowaycom@198.99.146.10>
"Rev. Dead Corpse" <DeadCorpse@justanotherfucker.com>
lost his train
of thought and instead came up with this ....
>
>
>
> "SubGenius Spice" <SubGeniusSpice@jbeyqarg.ngg.arg>
wrote in message
> news:0c8ort4m3hja62va8ei4249pud9h665gee@4ax.com...
>> "alt.slack", featuring Artemia Salina...Take
14...ACTION!...
>>
>> >Oh boy... And yesterday northern Afghanistan
was wracked by a
>> >magnitude 5.0 earth quake...
>> >
>> >I'm now awaiting the fire and floods...
>>
>> they've got rabies:
>>
>>
>> RABIES, HUMAN & CANINE - AFGHANISTAN
>> *********************************************
>> A ProMED-mail post <http://www.promedmail.org>
>> ProMED-mail, a program of the
>> International Society for Infectious Diseases
<http://www.isid.org>
>>
>> Date: 10 Apr 2001
>> From: M. Cosgriff <mcosgriff@hotmail.com>
>> Source: Times of India, 10 Apr 2001 [edited]
>> <http://www.timesofindia.com/today/10hlth4.htm>
>>
>>
>> KABUL: Monday, Afghan officials and residents
expressed concern
over a
>> sudden increase in number of dog bite cases
and an acute shortage
of
>> anti-rabies vaccines, causing fatalities in
the capital city.
>> Residents
>> said rabid dogs in different parts of Kabul
attacked at least 80
>> people last month [March], with most of the
victims dying for lack
of
>> vaccines.
>>
>> "Rabies cases are rising every day because
the environment is
>> infected," senior health ministry official
Sarwar Abbasi said. He
>> admitted the Taliban
>> regime was facing a shortage of vaccine and
the municipal
>> administration had not launched a campaign
to vaccinate or kill
stray
>> dogs. "We do not have control programs,
sufficient vaccines and
>> regular schemes to vaccinate or exterminate
stray dogs," Abbasi
said.
>>
>> The number of cases of rabies in March rose
by 50 percent over
>> February,
>> health officials said. Residents said 35 people,
mostly children,
were
>> attacked by rabid dogs in the city's Microrayan
and Qalai Zaman
Khan
>> areas.
>>
>> Zar Alam, whose only daughter was bitten by
a rabid dog in
Microrayan,
>> said for the past 10 days he had been seeking
treatment for her in
>> vain. "There
>> is no vaccine. We are wandering from the health
ministry to the aid
>> agencies, but there is no help," he said.
"There are more parents
like
>> me."
>>
>> He called on the international health agencies
to rush the badly
>> needed vaccines to Afghanistan. Health officials
said the victims
who
>> could afford to, have to travel to Pakistan
to receive the complete
>> course of 5 anti-rabies doses.
>>
>> The World Health Organization (WHO) supplied
300 ampules to the
public
>> health ministry 4 months ago, enough for only
60 people, they said.
An
>> aid group supported by Afghans living in Germany
used to vaccinate
the
>> rabies victims in Kabul, but it has also run
out of the stocks,
they
>> added.
>>
>> Senior WHO official Attaullah Zarabi confirmed
the increase in
rabies
>> cases. "It is on the rise. Even our own
staff have seen people
being
>> attacked by rabid dogs," he said. There
would have been no shortage
of
>> the vaccines had the local authorities informed
the WHO in advance,
>> Zarabi said, adding it would have taken only
2 weeks to get
vaccines
>> into the country. "This is their responsibility
to write a proposal
to
>> us," the WHO
>> official said.
>>
> --
>
> Couldn'ta happened to a nicer bunch o' folks. "What
comes around,
goes
> around." or so I hear tell.
>
>
> The Rev. Dead Corpse from the Lone Pentagram State
>
> Your testicular shrinky moment is worthless!
> You have evoked an evil older than man!
> Older than crutons!
> NOW I FEED!!!
> -Happy Noodle Boy
>
> "Ya know? For an Evil Super-Genius, he really
isn't too bright."
> -Rev. Dead Corpse
>
> Rule of Acquisition 125: You can't make a deal
if you are dead.
>
> Igne Natura Revnovatur Integra: The whole of Nature
is renewed by
Fire
>
> Send $1: The SubGenius Foundation, P.O. Box 140306,
> Dallas, TX 75214
WTF??? Don't tell me God has joined the coalition!
--
Rev. DJ Epoch
This .sig serves no useful purpose.
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Subject: Re: jesus fucking h christ
From: "Rev. Dead Corpse" <DeadCorpse@justanotherfucker.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Thu, Oct 4, 2001 1:08 PM
Message-ID: <TH0v7.22199$Kp2.11604980@typhoon.austin.rr.com>
"HellPope Huey" <Hulkturds@crappagammabrick.ouch>
wrote in message
news:Hulkturds-0410011116190001@208-135-242-179.dial-up.ipa.net...
> In article <G9Zu7.32135$pN2.10627484@typhoon.austin.rr.com>,
"Rev. Dead
> Corpse" <DeadCorpse@justanotherfucker.com>
wrote:
>
> > Couldn'ta happened to a nicer bunch o' folks.
"What comes around, goes
> > around." or so I hear tell.
>
> Cool. I can't wait until Our Boys come back and
spread it here. Remember
> how warmly the military greeted the Gulf War Syndrome
victims? Well,
> you're gonna just LOVE the home game! Yeah, I know;
have a ladle of cough
> syrup.
>
It's all part of the Illuminati plot to control all
the Worlds government.
Start a war, spread some plague, get the Humes all worked
up.... BLAMO!!!
They'll be beggin' on their hands n' knees for the UN
to save their sorry
asses.
--
The Rev. Dead Corpse from the Lone Pentagram State
Your testicular shrinky moment is worthless!
You have evoked an evil older than man!
Older than crutons!
NOW I FEED!!!
-Happy Noodle Boy
"Ya know? For an Evil Super-Genius, he really isn't
too bright."
-Rev. Dead Corpse
Rule of Acquisition 125: You can't make a deal if you are dead.
Igne Natura Revnovatur Integra: The whole of Nature is renewed by Fire
Send $1: The SubGenius Foundation, P.O. Box 140306,
Dallas, TX 75214
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Subject: Re: jesus fucking h christ
From: "Rev. Ivan Stang" <stang@subgenius.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Thu, Oct 4, 2001 1:35 PM
Message-ID: <041020011335343653%stang@subgenius.com>
>
> Ebola-style killer virus sweeps Afghan border
> By Tim Butcher
"JESUS FUCKING H CHRIST" is RIGHT!!!
And I would have to add,
"HOLY FUCKING SHIT, THE *FUCK*!?!"
"It's gonna be a bummer, man." -- J.R. "Bob"
Dobbs in a bumper sticker
to Sternodox, 1981
--
4th Stangian Orthodox MegaFisTemple Lodge of the Wrath
of Dobbs Yeti,
Resurrected
P.O. Box 181417, Cleveland, OH 44118 (fax 216-320-9528)
A subsidiary of:
The SubGenius Foundation, Inc. / P.O. Box 140306, Dallas,
TX 75214
SubSITE: http://www.subgenius.com PRABOB
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Subject: Re: jesus fucking h christ
From: ren <ren@bookofshadows.org>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Thu, Oct 4, 2001 1:40 PM
Message-ID: <3BBC9F29.2070601@bookofshadows.org>
> I'm now awaiting the fire and floods...
..only explosions of fire and a flood of bullets for the Taliban. :)
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Subject: Re: jesus fucking h christ
From: prostata@bronze.coil.com (The Stinking Bishop
Prostata Cantata MP)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Thu, Oct 4, 2001 5:23 PM
Message-ID: <50kip9.soh.ln@news.concourse.com>
In article <tfZu7.1294$2p1.190130@newsread2.prod.itd.earthlink.net>,
St. Marc the Perpetually Amused <disciple@templeoferis.org>
wrote:
>Or it could be the Radical Nihilist Front attempting
to make it look like
>the CIAKGB were attempting to make it look like
the al-Queda's were doing
>biowarfare in an attempt to achieve Zero Population
Growth by achieving Zero
>Population.
I don't suppose it could be a lack of health
care, sanitation,
food, and education in the area.
naw...that's totally outragious.
--
-------
I have burped, farted, and sneezed at the same time,
and I am still
alive. --Dan Povenmire, Los Angeles
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Subject: Re: jesus fucking h christ
From: "St. Pasteface" <tmcquaker245@sympatico.ca>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Reply-To: "St. Pasteface" <tmcquaker@hotmail.com>
Date: Thu, Oct 4, 2001 7:40 PM
Message-ID: <Dr6v7.20346$Uf2.2565139@news20.bellglobal.com>
"John Starrett" <jstarret@carbon.cudenver.edu>
wrote in message
news:3BBC71EB.6DB919D6@carbon.cudenver.edu...
> Blackout wrote:
> >
> > http://www.portal.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml?xml=/news/2001/10/04/w
> > ref04.xml&sSheet=/news/2001/10/04/ixhome.html
> >
> > Ebola-style killer virus sweeps Afghan border
> > By Tim Butcher in Quetta
> > (Filed: 04/10/2001)
> >
> > THE largest outbreak in history of a highly
contagious disease that
> > causes patients to bleed to death from every
orifice was confirmed
> > yesterday on Pakistan's frontier with Afghanistan.
> <snip>
>
> You don't suppose the geniuses over there were
trying to tame it for
> use as a biological weapon, do you? Hmmm...
>
> --
> John Starrett
> "We have nothing to fear but the scary stuff."
Quick, get our boys over there and wipe that place out.
That nice new Lake
is sounding
like a really good idea about now. I think this only
adds more reason that
we should go
over there and uh.. umm... clean up.... yeah that's
it.
N E 1 for Ham???
--
'You will be yet another pawn on this chessboard
you call
life. I bind your soul to the mortal realm so
you may
play your part in the continual struggle. This
is not
a gift. As you will see, it can be your curse.'
`In the desert I saw a creature, naked beastial,
Who squatting upon the ground, held his heart in
his
hands, and ate it.
I said, "Is it good, friend?"
"It is bitter - bitter," he answered;
"But I like it
because it is bitter and because it is my heart."'
-- Stephan Crane
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Subject: Re: jesus fucking h christ
From: "St. Marc the Perpetually Amused" <disciple@templeoferis.org>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Fri, Oct 5, 2001 9:34 AM
Message-ID: <fFiv7.3842$3i3.488662@newsread1.prod.itd.earthlink.net>
"The Stinking Bishop Prostata Cantata MP"
<prostata@bronze.coil.com> wrote
in message news:50kip9.soh.ln@news.concourse.com...
> In article <tfZu7.1294$2p1.190130@newsread2.prod.itd.earthlink.net>,
> St. Marc the Perpetually Amused <disciple@templeoferis.org>
wrote:
>
> >Or it could be the Radical Nihilist Front attempting
to make it look like
> >the CIAKGB were attempting to make it look
like the al-Queda's were doing
> >biowarfare in an attempt to achieve Zero Population
Growth by achieving
Zero
> >Population.
>
>
> I don't suppose it could be a lack of health care,
sanitation,
> food, and education in the area.
>
> naw...that's totally outragious.
That would explain how it manages to *spread,* but apparently
it's so rare
that it making an initial appearance at this time is
highly suspicious. But
what do I know, military virology is just a hobby of
mine, and, frankly,
it's not that interesting a hobby, so all I did was
read the pamphlet "Germs
and You," USCDA, 1964, and called it good.
St. Marc
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Subject: Re: jesus fucking h christ
From: Tesla Coil <tescoil@irtc.net>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Sat, Oct 6, 2001 12:30 PM
Message-ID: <3BBF2FA7.130F4436@irtc.net>
On 5 Oct 2001, St. Marc the Perpetually Amused wrote:
>>> Anyway... this and the rabies thing probably
tie into
>>> Osama bomb-Laden's alleged biowarfare experiments.
Germs
>>> are fun and all, but they're Hell on wheels
to try to
>>> keep isolated. [...]Or[...]Or[...]Or[...]
>>
>> I don't suppose it could be a lack of health
care,
>> sanitation, food, and education in the area.
>>
>> naw...that's totally outragious.
>
> That would explain how it manages to *spread,*
but
> apparently it's so rare that it making an initial
> appearance at this time is highly suspicious.
Both the CCHF and rabies articles are dateline April.
At that, CCHF isn't altogether new to the region--there
were outbreaks last year and in 1998. More recently
there was an outbreak in Kosovo.
The primary vector of the virus is the Hyalomma tick,
which doesn't make it the best candidate for biological
warfare. The Hyalomma is found in Eastern Europe, Asia,
and Africa--and outbreaks of CCHF mostly impact farmers,
as the virus spreads between Hyalomma through livestock.
Ancient religious explanations get terrestrialized today.
The demons that once caused disease become sophisticated
terrorists. Vengeful gods are replaced by the invisible
government's depopulation program. Given that bacteria
might blast through three generations an hour, permitting
them to evolve plenty fucking fast without anyone's
help,
and viruses replicate at vastly higher rates, maybe
it'd
be preferable if people just went back to blaming demons.
CCHF isn't the worst of hemorrhagic fevers, nor the
most
difficult epidemic to arrest. Oh, no doubt, it's nasty,
but that there are scarier ones. Dengue hemorrhagic
fever
is my favorite. It's carried by Aedes aegypti mosquitoes.
What makes this one so damned clever is multiple strains
of
the virus do a tag team. You're bit with phase one--fever,
nausea, headache, general soreness, like a dose of the
flu.
No big deal--your immune system targets it with antibodies.
Later, you get bit with phase two, and it *exploits*
the
antibodies you now keep on deck to combat reinfection
with
phase one. Two days, maybe a week, high fever, hemorrhaging,
ultimately, circulatory failure, you go into shock and
die.
"Prospects for reversing the recent trend of increased
epidemic activity and geographic expansion of dengue
are not promising"
-- http://www.cdc.gov/ncidod/dvbid/dengue/index.htm
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Subject: Re: jesus fucking h christ
From: Tesla Coil <tescoil@irtc.net>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Sat, Oct 6, 2001 12:30 PM
Message-ID: <3BBF2FA7.130F4436@irtc.net>
On 5 Oct 2001, St. Marc the Perpetually Amused wrote:
>>> Anyway... this and the rabies thing probably
tie into
>>> Osama bomb-Laden's alleged biowarfare experiments.
Germs
>>> are fun and all, but they're Hell on wheels
to try to
>>> keep isolated. [...]Or[...]Or[...]Or[...]
>>
>> I don't suppose it could be a lack of health
care,
>> sanitation, food, and education in the area.
>>
>> naw...that's totally outragious.
>
> That would explain how it manages to *spread,*
but
> apparently it's so rare that it making an initial
> appearance at this time is highly suspicious.
Both the CCHF and rabies articles are dateline April.
At that, CCHF isn't altogether new to the region--there
were outbreaks last year and in 1998. More recently
there was an outbreak in Kosovo.
The primary vector of the virus is the Hyalomma tick,
which doesn't make it the best candidate for biological
warfare. The Hyalomma is found in Eastern Europe, Asia,
and Africa--and outbreaks of CCHF mostly impact farmers,
as the virus spreads between Hyalomma through livestock.
Ancient religious explanations get terrestrialized today.
The demons that once caused disease become sophisticated
terrorists. Vengeful gods are replaced by the invisible
government's depopulation program. Given that bacteria
might blast through three generations an hour, permitting
them to evolve plenty fucking fast without anyone's
help,
and viruses replicate at vastly higher rates, maybe
it'd
be preferable if people just went back to blaming demons.
CCHF isn't the worst of hemorrhagic fevers, nor the
most
difficult epidemic to arrest. Oh, no doubt, it's nasty,
but that there are scarier ones. Dengue hemorrhagic
fever
is my favorite. It's carried by Aedes aegypti mosquitoes.
What makes this one so damned clever is multiple strains
of
the virus do a tag team. You're bit with phase one--fever,
nausea, headache, general soreness, like a dose of the
flu.
No big deal--your immune system targets it with antibodies.
Later, you get bit with phase two, and it *exploits*
the
antibodies you now keep on deck to combat reinfection
with
phase one. Two days, maybe a week, high fever, hemorrhaging,
ultimately, circulatory failure, you go into shock and
die.
"Prospects for reversing the recent trend of increased
epidemic activity and geographic expansion of dengue
are not promising"
-- http://www.cdc.gov/ncidod/dvbid/dengue/index.htm
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Subject: Re: jesus fucking h christ
From: wbarwell@starbase.neosoft.com (William Barwell)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Fri, Oct 5, 2001 9:21 PM
Message-ID: <60EADFFBE6CC847B.B76590C18BA1A762.C400F3BB39A2932D@lp.airnews.net>
In article <3BBC722C.6CE6276A@carbon.cudenver.edu>,
John Starrett <jstarret@carbon.cudenver.edu>
wrote:
>Artemia Salina wrote:
>>
>> Oh boy... And yesterday northern Afghanistan
was wracked by a
>> magnitude 5.0 earth quake...
>>
>> I'm now awaiting the fire and floods...
><snip>
>
>And they could use a plague of locusts. Probably
be the best meal
>they've had in weeks.
They actually had that back in April.
You missed the festivities.
Pope Charles
SubGenius Pope of Houston
Slack!
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