Subject: THIS is getting back to normal?!?

From: "Rabbi Jacklyn Hyde" <rabbs@subgenius.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Mon, Sep 24, 2001 8:29 PM
Message-ID: <UdQr7.185$7d.43392@newshog.newsread.com>

FOX is currently airing "Who Wants to be a Princess?" This is the sequel to
"Who Wants to Marry a Multi-Millionaire", and we all loved that one so,
didn't we?
I'm thinking of this in two alternating ways:

ONE -- I suppose if FOX feels it's okay to be tacky again, that means we can
raise all these damn flags to full staff again.

TWO -- Now I understand why the term "normal" is an official Subgenius
insult.
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Subject: Re: THIS is getting back to normal?!?
From: nu-monet <nothing@succeeds.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Reply-To: like.excess@sex.org
Date: Mon, Sep 24, 2001 8:33 PM
Message-ID: <3BAFD0EF.4AD6@succeeds.com>

Rabbi Jacklyn Hyde wrote:
>
> FOX is currently airing "Who Wants to be a Princess?"

I'm awaiting:

"Who wants to marry a porn star?"
"Who wants to marry a corn dog?"
"Who wants to marry a co-dependent?"
"Who wants to marry a junkie?"
"Who wants to marry a megalomaniac?"
"Who wants to marry a congressman?"
"Who wants to marry a gutter punk?"
"Who wants to marry a pedophile?"
"Who wants to be killed with a blunt object?"

--
"Nature abhors a peasant. You will soon see
a violent demonstration of this fact."
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Subject: Re: THIS is getting back to normal?!?
From: "St. Marc the Perpetually Amused" <disciple@templeoferis.org>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Mon, Sep 24, 2001 9:27 PM
Message-ID: <3bafdd9f$0$1536$272ea4a1@news.execpc.com>

in article UdQr7.185$7d.43392@newshog.newsread.com, Rabbi Jacklyn Hyde at
rabbs@subgenius.com wrote on 9/24/01 7:29 PM:

> FOX is currently airing "Who Wants to be a Princess?" This is the sequel to
> "Who Wants to Marry a Multi-Millionaire", and we all loved that one so,
> didn't we?
> I'm thinking of this in two alternating ways:
>
> ONE -- I suppose if FOX feels it's okay to be tacky again, that means we can
> raise all these damn flags to full staff again.
>
> TWO -- Now I understand why the term "normal" is an official Subgenius
> insult.

I personally am watching it with the sound turned off and imagining that
it's a slave auction. I mean, there's no sawdust and they're wearing makeup
and clothes, but other than that it's almost the same.

The sad thing is, there are a few I might rent, but none I would buy.
Pitiful. Just pitiful.

St. Marc the Perpetually Amused
Disciple of Eris
Holder of Some Titles
Most Powerful and Revered Being (without portfolio)
Redundant Head of the Department for Arbitration of Redundancy Department
(without portfolio,) Acting

http://www.templeoferis.org
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Subject: Re: THIS is getting back to normal?!?
From: "Rev Jerry" <jthreet@team-vci.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Tue, Sep 25, 2001 10:20 AM
Message-ID: <tr14jr82dv399d@corp.supernews.com>

"St. Marc the Perpetually Amused" <disciple@templeoferis.org> wrote in
message news:3bafdd9f$0$1536$272ea4a1@news.execpc.com...
> in article UdQr7.185$7d.43392@newshog.newsread.com, Rabbi Jacklyn Hyde at
> rabbs@subgenius.com wrote on 9/24/01 7:29 PM:
>
> > FOX is currently airing "Who Wants to be a Princess?" This is the
sequel to
> > "Who Wants to Marry a Multi-Millionaire", and we all loved that one so,
> > didn't we?
> > I'm thinking of this in two alternating ways:
> >
> > ONE -- I suppose if FOX feels it's okay to be tacky again, that means we
can
> > raise all these damn flags to full staff again.
> >
> > TWO -- Now I understand why the term "normal" is an official Subgenius
> > insult.
>
> I personally am watching it with the sound turned off and imagining that
> it's a slave auction. I mean, there's no sawdust and they're wearing
makeup
> and clothes, but other than that it's almost the same.
>
> The sad thing is, there are a few I might rent, but none I would buy.
> Pitiful. Just pitiful.

I'm thinking of producing my own show for Fox...It's called "Who wants Rev
Jerry to kick their head in?" It's part action/adventure, part reality
TV...I've pitched it to various network execs, and I'm waiting to hear
something...
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Subject: Re: THIS is getting back to normal?!?
From: Hulkturds@crappagammabrick.ouch (HellPope Huey)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Wed, Sep 26, 2001 1:45 AM
Message-ID: <Hulkturds-2509012345590001@208-135-242-216.dial-up.ipa.net>

In article <tr14jr82dv399d@corp.supernews.com>, "Rev Jerry"
<jthreet@team-vci.com> wrote:

> I'm thinking of producing my own show for Fox...It's called "Who wants Rev
> Jerry to kick their head in?" It's part action/adventure, part reality
> TV...I've pitched it to various network execs, and I'm waiting to hear
> something...

*I* like it, but it'll not make the grade because they KNOW *THEIR* heads
would be high on your list, as well as the lists of those of your guest
Kickers, such as myself.

HellPope Huey, hellpopehuey@subgenius.com
The Overlord of Overload

"When you are constantly moving forward,
searching for the cutting edge,
everyone behind you always
believes you have gone too far.
The further back from the cutting edge they are,
the more extreme and, indeed,
insane, you appear, to them, to be.
In this way, one person's "madness"
can be another's commonsense."
- David Icke

"You take the blue pill and the story ends.
You wake in your bed
and you believe whatever you want to believe."
"You take the red pill and you stay in Wonderland
and I show you how deep the rabbit-hole goes."
- "The Matrix"

Half of me wants to knock you
Half of me wants to say I'm sorry
How can I change the world
When I can't change myself?
- Todd Rundgren, "Change Myself"

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