In the new Flipside Magazine, see pictures of me with my head so far
up my own ass that I can see next week's lunch. Don't try to stop me,
I'm a certified fuckwit. I'm such a shit that I can make NEGATIVLAND
apologize for having anything to do with me. I can name NAMES. I can
GO PLACES. I can be seen in public and NOBODY KNOWS IT'S ME. Aren't I
special? I suck so much that I can't be around wall paper. Will
someone please feed me an idea? And please sew a name tag that says
IDEA on it, because I wouldn't know one if attached itself to my face
and implanted a larva in my chest, which then ate its way out of me
with a big sign on it that said "IDEA". See? I'm a cogno-intellectual
kleptomaniac without a place for a clue to attach itself to me if I
ever managed to get within a planetary diameter of one.
Please buy a Flipside and shove it up my ass so I have something to
read up here. At least that way someone will read one. Go ahead and
steal it if you have to. I do.
--
"Dick? What's a dick?" -- Me.
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Subject: Re: Bob Dobbs and Flipside
Date: Thu, 25 Mar 1999 00:21:56 GMT
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>up my own ass that I can see next week's lunch.
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From: nickie@subgenius.com ( Rev. Nickie)
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Subject: Re: Bob Dobbs and Flipside
Date: Sun, 28 Mar 1999 17:59:09 -0600
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~ > Please buy a Flipside and shove it up my ass so I have something to
~ > read up here. At least that way someone will read one. Go ahead and
~ > steal it if you have to. I do.
Yeah, that's pretty much the essence of the whole situation. I have it on
good authority that Deenie is very good at sucking weenie, and that's why
he continues to be associated with Flipside. Hey, Deenie, at least you're
good at something!
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*you have been blessed by a communication from*
-----Rev. Nickie the Hated,
Inquisitor General and Minister of Propaganda -
SubGenius Foundation, Inc.
"My way is superior to ALL OTHERS"
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