For the class of 2020...
1. They have never known life without antigravity bodypaint.
2. They think a "car" is something you swallow to go somewhere.
3. They have only known what its like to pee in ONE direction.
4. They don't think of Bruce Willis's acting career, only his political downfall.
5. Insect- based protein products have been a part of their diet since before conception.
6. They were four years old when the Austrailian Continent was yanked off the face of the earth and made into the GBRO'AGFANIAN bottle-colony; they think that hole has ALWAYS been there.
7. They cannot imagine anyone being able to endure even one second of life before
G'brefhfgu-replacement(TM) was invented.
8. They have probably heard of sleep, but have never seen it practised.
9. They have no idea what a "wallet" is.
10. They cannot possibly contemplate a bathroom without a 3D-DOTT© DobbsAltar over the toilet, and if they saw an old "water-system" toilet they would probably SCREAM.
11. They think "sex" is something people used to do in libraries involving flashlights and salad oil.
12. They have never heard what a city sounds like without constant, earsplitting F'NARMELCH background sonicscatter bombs.
13. Most of them would run and get a blowtorch to "clean" you if they knew you rode a subway or bus even once without a rubber or polymer Bobshedd© Bodystocking.
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