"The New Normal"

From: "Rev. Magdalen" <magdalen@home.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Thu, Sep 20, 2001 3:02 PM

CNN had a psychologist on the other day talking about how all of us would
now have to learn to adjust to the "new normal". It sucks!

Subject: Re: "The New Normal"
From: SubGenius Spice <spice@cotse.compost>

i thought SubGeniusness was already the new normal.

If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be transferred to the mother ship.

Subject: Re: "The New Normal"
From: Tesla Coil <tescoil@irtc.net>

In theory, a "new normal" would have to learn to adjust
to all of us. So, one thing definitely not changing in
the "new normal" is that the Con will still be pulling
the standard of "normal" out of their magical assholes.

Wonder if this calls for a whole new edition of the
Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders.
If there's a "new normal," gotta be a "new abnormal."

Should we just relax and automatically NOT FIT IN
worse than we did before, or should we give it a
little effort and make thoroughly certain?

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