Subject: Going to your Reward?

From: iDRMRSR <alex.i.thymia@depression.org>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Sat, Sep 22, 2001 12:30 AM
Message-ID: <9395A5CF2B0B50CE.1708ADB46AEB488C.B749228D1B54C63A@lp.airnews.net>

OK, I've heard it mentioned enough. Jay Leno just mentioned that a
Muslim that kills himself for religion will get a harem of 72 beauties
in the afterlife. Does anybody know how many Sex Goddesses will be
aboard them damn saucers, if and when they get here?

Which one is the better deal?

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Subject: Re: Going to your Reward?
From: "St. Marc the Perpetually Amused" <disciple@templeoferis.org>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Sat, Sep 22, 2001 9:27 AM
Message-ID: <3bac91bd$0$1527$272ea4a1@news.execpc.com>

in article
9395A5CF2B0B50CE.1708ADB46AEB488C.B749228D1B54C63A@lp.airnews.net, iDRMRSR
at alex.i.thymia@depression.org wrote on 9/21/01 11:30 PM:

> OK, I've heard it mentioned enough. Jay Leno just mentioned that a
> Muslim that kills himself for religion will get a harem of 72 beauties
> in the afterlife. Does anybody know how many Sex Goddesses will be
> aboard them damn saucers, if and when they get here?
>
> Which one is the better deal?

One Sex Goddess is the equivalent of at least 1,000 houris that some stupid
Pink mystic dreamed up. Until you've been so thoroughly modified by X-ist
tech that you can be your OWN Sex Goddess, one will be plenty. And if you
just HAFTA, I'll lend you mine for ten minutes - assuming that we only get
one, which I doubt, think clone-o-botic technology to the Nth power - and
take her back after you destroy your molecular structure trying to have at
two at once.

As if that wasn't enough, you get our deal for $30 and you can die on your
own time after a life lived in squalid hedonism. Satisfied?

St. Marc the Perpetually Amused
Disciple of Eris
Holder of Some Titles
Most Powerful and Revered Being (without portfolio)
Redundant Head of the Department for Arbitration of Redundancy Department
(without portfolio,) Acting

http://www.templeoferis.org
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Subject: Re: Going to your Reward?
From: iDRMRSR <alex.i.thymia@depression.org>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Sat, Sep 22, 2001 11:19 AM
Message-ID: <883F5A671610C628.1EF7BCDA7025C2BC.44F1C7A2D4C13F1C@lp.airnews.net>

>>you get our deal for $30 and you can die on your
own time after a life lived in squalid hedonism. Satisfied?

Proof positive that 9 out of ten cultists would prefer the CoTSG to any
religion that made you die first before you could qualify for the big
payoff! I thought so, what a fucking bargain. And I don't have to
spend countless dull hours in a hot flying school in Redneck City, FL,
either.

Just hafta hang on a little longer, and I'll have so much vagina I'll be
smiling vertically too...

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