Hailing An NYC SubGenius

Date: Fri, 21 Sep 2001 13:48:57 -0400 (EDT)
From: The Stinking Bishop Prostata Cantata MP <prostata@coil.com>
To: stang@subgenius.com
Subject: a New York Subgenius.

I do not know if you are aware of the work of our own Saint Anthony
from the Bronx (A.K.A. Sifu), who is an embalmer in NYC and has been
spending his days preparing the dead of the recent disaster. He seems
in good spirits but I know he's a little shellshocked.

A few of us feel he deserves a little special recognition from the
church in some way shape or form. Perhaps at the next X-day drill,
which he says he's planning on showing up for, as he did in '98. Or
maybe someone artistic can put something together? I have no artistic
or creative abilities myself.

Anyway. Here's a clip from #subgenius.....

<prostata> As the only subgenius that *I* know of who is DIRECTLY
involved in helping with this fucking mess, I hereby nominate sifu13
for the Subgenius Ribbon of Slack, which I propose be created as the
highest honor awarded to a subgenius minister for service on the green
planet of the clocks.
<Modemac> Second the motion.
<jeek> All in favor?
<Pisces> aye
<prostata> aye
<jeek> All opposed?
*long pause*
<jeek> The ayes carry, 2-0 vote.
<sifu13> no. don't give that to me. like most things in life. i am
<sifu13> thank you though


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