Subject: Music that SHOULD be Banned for the Duration

From: nu-monet <nothing@succeeds.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Reply-To: like.excess@sex.org
Date: Tue, Sep 18, 2001 10:48 AM
Message-ID: <3BA75EA2.EA0@succeeds.com>

Who cares who the "artists" were?

"Muskrat Love"
"Afternoon Delight"
"Domi Arigato, Mr. Roboto"
"Ahab the Arab"
"Puppy Love"
"American Pie" (Madonna version)
Anything by Hanson

--
"Nature abhors a peasant. You will soon see
a violent demonstration of this fact."
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Subject: Re: Music that SHOULD be Banned for the Duration
From: Ben Douglass <webmaster@666bendouglass.net>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Tue, Sep 18, 2001 12:02 PM
Message-ID: <9o7r6j026kv@drn.newsguy.com>

In article <3BA75EA2.EA0@succeeds.com>, nu-monet says...
>
>Who cares who the "artists" were?
>
>"Muskrat Love"
>"Afternoon Delight"
>"Domi Arigato, Mr. Roboto"
>"Ahab the Arab"
>"Puppy Love"
>"American Pie" (Madonna version)
>Anything by Hanson
>
>
>--
>"Nature abhors a peasant. You will soon see
>a violent demonstration of this fact."

OH MY GOD, NO, NO, NO, NO...NOT MY TOP WONDEFUL SONGS. JEEEEEEEZUUUUUUS! HOW
COULD YOU EVEN MAKE A SUGGESTION LIKE THAT? IN THIS TIME OF NATIONAL TRAGEDY WE
NEED DEEPLY MOVING INTELLECTUAL CLASSICS SUCH AS THESE.

Benjamin Douglass - ["Agitate, Educate, Liberate"]
[EMAIL]: webmaster@666bendouglass.net
[HOME]: http://www.bendouglass.net
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Subject: Re: Music that SHOULD be Banned for the Duration
From: opalpeacok@aol.com.net (Salacia the Overseer)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Tue, Sep 18, 2001 12:13 PM
Message-ID: <20010918121352.05562.00000970@mb-ba.aol.com>

>"Muskrat Love"
>"Afternoon Delight"
>"Domi Arigato, Mr. Roboto"
>"Ahab the Arab"
>"Puppy Love"
>"American Pie" (Madonna version)
>Anything by Hanson
>
"Abracadabra"

Headmistress Salacia the Overseer
Branch Salacians
Director of Programming, Keeper of the Seven Squeals, keanuphobe
http://www.members.aol.com/opalpeacok/TheCompound.html
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Subject: Re: Music that SHOULD be Banned for the Duration
From: rlan538885@aol.comnobozos (RLan538885)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Tue, Sep 18, 2001 12:40 PM
Message-ID: <20010918124006.03256.00000095@mb-ft.aol.com>

>"Muskrat Love"
>>"Afternoon Delight"
>>"Domi Arigato, Mr. Roboto"
>>"Ahab the Arab"
>>"Puppy Love"
>>"American Pie" (Madonna version)
>>Anything by Hanson
>>
>"Abracadabra"

"Love Hurts" (Nazareth)

"100,000 lemmings can't be wrong"
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Subject: They forgot one song from being banned.
From: "Alliekatt" <alleykatzen@hotmail.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Tue, Sep 18, 2001 11:14 AM
Message-ID: <3xJp7.8177$Na7.1527651@typhoon1.gnilink.net>

"Always Look On The Bright Side Of Life" Eric Idle
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Subject: Re: They forgot one song from being banned.
From: "Ricky Nielsen" <Rickyn@lor.net>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Tue, Sep 18, 2001 12:16 PM
Message-ID: <6rKp7.18$843.13184151@news2.randori.com>

Actually I kinda am suprised that they didn't ban "Smoke on the water" in
fact WNCX, a clear channel station last night played SotW as a tribute to
the firefighters...
Alliekatt wrote in message <3xJp7.8177$Na7.1527651@typhoon1.gnilink.net>...
>"Always Look On The Bright Side Of Life" Eric Idle
>
>
>
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Subject: Re: They forgot one song from being banned.
From: "Rev Jerry" <jthreet@team-vci.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Tue, Sep 18, 2001 2:42 PM
Message-ID: <tqf5asdgjvq60d@corp.supernews.com>

"Alliekatt" <alleykatzen@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:3xJp7.8177$Na7.1527651@typhoon1.gnilink.net...
> "Always Look On The Bright Side Of Life" Eric Idle
>

they didn't ban "you want to suck my Dick" by the Dave Brockie Experience
either..
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Subject: Re: They forgot one song from being banned.
From: "Rev. Ivan Stang" <stang@subgenius.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Tue, Sep 18, 2001 3:46 PM
Message-ID: <180920011546022786%stang@subgenius.com>

In article <tqf5asdgjvq60d@corp.supernews.com>, Rev Jerry
<jthreet@team-vci.com> wrote:

> "Alliekatt" <alleykatzen@hotmail.com> wrote in message
> news:3xJp7.8177$Na7.1527651@typhoon1.gnilink.net...
> > "Always Look On The Bright Side Of Life" Eric Idle
> >
>
> they didn't ban "you want to suck my Dick" by the Dave Brockie Experience
> either..

Brockie has another band without the masks? He's a really funny guy,
even when he's telling you you're off the tour (much to your great
relief).

Can we ban "Maybe I'm Amazed" too? How about "Suite Judy Blue Eyes"?
God, the list could be endless.

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Resurrected
P.O. Box 181417, Cleveland, OH 44118 (fax 216-320-9528)
A subsidiary of:
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Subject: Re: They forgot one song from being banned.
From: Hulkturds@crappagammabrick.ouch (HellPope Huey)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Tue, Sep 18, 2001 10:49 PM
Message-ID: <Hulkturds-1809012049160001@208-135-242-239.dial-up.ipa.net>

Free year's subscription to Fangoria for the first DJ to play "Told The
Judge To Suck My Dick" prior to noon.

HellPope Huey, hellpopehuey@subgenius.com
Great, here comes Smarmageddon.

"I've seen too much of it to be wide-eyed again...
..we have the wrong blood type."
- "M*A*S*H*"

"We got guns, They got guns,
All Gods' chillun got guns."
- Marx Bros.

"Science class should not end in tragedy."
- Bart
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Subject: Re: They forgot one song from being banned.
From: "Rev Jerry" <jthreet@team-vci.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Wed, Sep 19, 2001 9:41 AM
Message-ID: <tqh8gbrkth5231@corp.supernews.com>

"Rev. Ivan Stang" <stang@subgenius.com> wrote in message
news:180920011546022786%stang@subgenius.com...
> In article <tqf5asdgjvq60d@corp.supernews.com>, Rev Jerry
> <jthreet@team-vci.com> wrote:
>
> > "Alliekatt" <alleykatzen@hotmail.com> wrote in message
> > news:3xJp7.8177$Na7.1527651@typhoon1.gnilink.net...
> > > "Always Look On The Bright Side Of Life" Eric Idle
> > >
> >
> > they didn't ban "you want to suck my Dick" by the Dave Brockie
Experience
> > either..
>
> Brockie has another band without the masks? He's a really funny guy,
> even when he's telling you you're off the tour (much to your great
> relief).
>
> Can we ban "Maybe I'm Amazed" too? How about "Suite Judy Blue Eyes"?
> God, the list could be endless.
>
The Dave Brockie Experience..in his own words "punk as fuck and funny as
hell"...The man is a genius...
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Subject: Re: Music that SHOULD be Banned for the Duration
From: inigo@montoya.net (D. P. Roberts)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Tue, Sep 18, 2001 3:51 PM
Message-ID: <3baaa458.2159992@news.earthlink.net>

>>"Muskrat Love"
>>>"Afternoon Delight"
>>>"Domi Arigato, Mr. Roboto"
>>>"Ahab the Arab"
>>>"Puppy Love"
>>>"American Pie" (Madonna version)
>>>Anything by Hanson
>>>
>>"Abracadabra"
>
> "Love Hurts" (Nazareth)

"Sugartown"
"We'll Sing In The Sunshine"[1]
Any damn song by Boston or George Thorogood[2]

[1] The first time machine gets built, we go back and strangle the
author of that song.

[2] Only because Kansas City's 99.7 KY and 101.1 The Fox play them
ENDLESSLY. Often when one is playing a Boston song, chances are[3]
the other one is playing a Boston song AT THE SAME TIME.

[3] There is no silly grin.
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Subject: Re: Music that SHOULD be Banned for the Duration
From: modemac@modemac.com (Modemac)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Tue, Sep 18, 2001 4:05 PM
Message-ID: <b71f73eb.0109181205.81b94b@posting.google.com>

nu-monet <nothing@succeeds.com> wrote in message news:<3BA75EA2.EA0@succeeds.com>...
> "Domi Arigato, Mr. Roboto"

Hey, I like this song! That proves that you're nothing but a religious bigot!
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Subject: Re: Music that SHOULD be Banned for the Duration
From: joecosby@mindspring.com (Joe Cosby)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Tue, Sep 18, 2001 4:32 PM
Message-ID: <3ba7af36.10865901@News.CIS.DFN.DE>

modemac@modemac.com (Modemac) hunched over a computer, typing
feverishly;
thunder crashed, modemac@modemac.com (Modemac) laughed madly, then
wrote:

>nu-monet <nothing@succeeds.com> wrote in message news:<3BA75EA2.EA0@succeeds.com>...
>> "Domi Arigato, Mr. Roboto"
>
>Hey, I like this song! That proves that you're nothing but a religious bigot!

DEATH TO ALL TECHNO FANS! JIHAD JIHAD!

--
Joe Cosby
http://joecosby.home.mindspring.com

Convictions are more dangerous enemies of truth than lies.
- Nietzsche

Sig by Kookie Jar 5.98d http://go.to/generalfrenetics/
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Subject: Re: Music that SHOULD be Banned for the Duration
From: "Abbess Abyss" <AbbessAbyss@qwest.net>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Tue, Sep 18, 2001 5:11 PM
Message-ID: <JQOp7.1690$pY5.503339@news.uswest.net>

"nu-monet" <nothing@succeeds.com> wrote in message
news:3BA75EA2.EA0@succeeds.com...
> Who cares who the "artists" were?
>
> "Muskrat Love"
> "Afternoon Delight"
> "Domi Arigato, Mr. Roboto"
> "Ahab the Arab"
> "Puppy Love"
> "American Pie" (Madonna version)
> Anything by Hanson

Anything by Dan Hill, pink angst schmaltz pop bassethound baritone;
substitute the trippiest of Richard Bone.

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