Subject: Pinkest Atrocity-Related Quote

From: friday@fridayjones.com (Friday Jones)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Thu, Sep 20, 2001 6:18 PM
Message-ID: <friday-ya02408000R2009011818030001@news.us.inter.net>

C'mon, you've heard your Pink co-workers and fellow shoppers spew 'em; now
repeat them before the world to bring shame upon their head!

Mine is:

The cow-orker (pity the cows!) who spent an entire morning this week
bitching about how his golf game on 9/11 was screwed up by someone who was
SUPPOSED to play but didn't show up and didn't even have the COURTESY to
call. I mean, sure the missing golfer had family in New York, but as soon
as he found out they were OK he could at least CALL, right?

On and on and on ...

--
"Bunch together a group of people deliberately chosen for strong
religious feelings, and you have a practical guarantee of dark
morbidities expressed in crime, perversion, and insanity."

--HP Lovecraft, letter to Robert E. Howard 10/4/30
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Subject: Re: Pinkest Atrocity-Related Quote
From: joecosby@mindspring.com (Joe Cosby)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Thu, Sep 20, 2001 6:38 PM
Message-ID: <3baa6ed9.18087466@News.CIS.DFN.DE>

friday@fridayjones.com (Friday Jones) hunched over a computer, typing
feverishly;
thunder crashed, friday@fridayjones.com (Friday Jones) laughed madly,
then wrote:

>C'mon, you've heard your Pink co-workers and fellow shoppers spew 'em; now
>repeat them before the world to bring shame upon their head!
>
>Mine is:
>
>The cow-orker (pity the cows!) who spent an entire morning this week
>bitching about how his golf game on 9/11 was screwed up by someone who was
>SUPPOSED to play but didn't show up and didn't even have the COURTESY to
>call. I mean, sure the missing golfer had family in New York, but as soon
>as he found out they were OK he could at least CALL, right?
>
>On and on and on ...

I haven't even had the stomach to post the worst until now.

I got this at 1:12:07 pm on the 11th, from somebody I know. Name
omitted. I still can't fucking believe this one and it still makes me
sick to the point I can't post the name.

<<Government is going to be looking for thousands of people to
handle security. Government pay and benefits are comparable with
civilian. Private companies in the tech security and non-tech
security business is the next hot field.

(signature ommitted for whatever sensibility remains)

They will not
be looking for soldiers, I don't think Different kind of war.>>

We are a sick fucking race.

1:12:07 pm on the 11th.

"The next hot field".

Sweet leaping Jesus on a pogo stick.

--
Joe Cosby
http://joecosby.home.mindspring.com

Gnothi Seauton

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Subject: Re: Pinkest Atrocity-Related Quote
From: bobdiddley@aol.com (Bobdiddley)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Thu, Sep 20, 2001 7:14 PM
Message-ID: <20010920191401.16425.00001200@mb-fr.aol.com>

>C'mon, you've heard your Pink co-workers and fellow shoppers spew 'em; now
>repeat them before the world to bring shame upon their head!

The Ottawa Citizen gave news space to a report about former supermodel Carol
Ault (sp?) helping out at a triage center - she carried water and supplies.
Good for her. She still looks fabulous. So do the hundreds of ordinary heroes
who are doing whatever they can to help out.
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Subject: Re: Pinkest Atrocity-Related Quote
From: mshotz@aol.comnospam (James T. Rex King of the Monsters)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Thu, Sep 20, 2001 8:05 PM
Message-ID: <20010920200509.24893.00000098@mb-mk.aol.com>

>The cow-orker (pity the cows!) who spent an entire morning this week
>bitching about how his golf game on 9/11 was screwed up by someone who was
>SUPPOSED to play but didn't show up and didn't even have the COURTESY to
>call. I mean, sure the missing golfer had family in New York, but as soon
>as he found out they were OK he could at least CALL, right?
>

Here in Delaware, a local DJ was made that they cut into his show to give hte
report of the attack. He yelled over the microphone "You interupted AC/DC for
that!?"

He was fired promply on the spot while still on the air for everyone to hear.
MSHOTZ: The Post Post Modern Man

"God made man, but a monkey supplied the glue!"

"Jocko-Homo" DEVO

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