Legume: I think GWB should turn the Dome of the Rock
into a sheet of shiny black glass
Legume: That'd take balls.
Legume: "America Is Coming, And We're Gonna
Kick God's House Down"
Lilith: I've been up for nuking Jerusalem for a
while.
Legume: This is all about God
IvanStang: Good old God.
Telepod: legume- why? you think it was plotted in
jerusalem?
Koenig: And McVey
SolCat: there's a good question: what is the church's
standing on this?
Legume: When your superstitions cause this kind
of shit in America, we should reserve the right to
kick the living SHIT out of your God.
IvanStang: Actually it's not necessarily about God.
It PROBABLY is but it might not be. It might be about
Mammon.
Telepod: not that I've been there or anything, but
the dome of the rock is sacred to christians, jews,
moslems, probably somebody else, too. I don;t see
the point of nuking it, except to make some scared
americans feel less hurt and small
Legume: SHIT
Legume: Telepod, that's good enough for me
IvanStang: It might have been done by 5 rich kids with
a dream.
IvanStang: For all we know.
Telepod: well, OK then. Can't argue with that
IvanStang: I'm not saying it IS.
Legume: Stang, I said that very thing to Susi tonight.
GOD AND MAMMON
Koenig: I don't care if it rains or freezes...
Lilith: Stang: I still think it was Jenna Bush,
getting back at her dad.
Telepod: a committee of five concerned suburban housewives
could have done it- it required phenomenal hubris but
almost no manpower or equipment
Cynthia: No one knows or if they know they are not
telling I still feel like this is domestic. If it
were some arab extremist group they'd be crowing their
victory
KernalTrou: yeah thats how they killed joel rose
Legume: I think we should tear down the Holy Land
and build a fucking Sand Disney theme park there
Telepod: I think we should tear down Disneyland and
build a swamp
Legume: I'll go ONE FURTHER
Legume: I'll give up MY freedom of religion if we
can wipe out THEIRS
Telepod: ??
IvanStang: Legume -- PRAISE "BOB"!!!
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IvanStang: Legume has the SPIRIT!!!
IvanStang: He's a PATRIOPSYCHOTIC ANARCHOMATERIALIST!
Telepod: Ok, but it means you all have to be Zoroastrian.
No choice about it-- sorry
IvanStang: Kill 'em all, let "BOB" sort 'em
out! YEEE-HAW!! Do the SLIM PICKENS RIDE! WHOOOOP!
WHOOP!
Koenig: http://www.silcom.com/~manatee/ridgway_three.html
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Telepod: If you give up your freedom of religion,
naturally it doesn't amount to much if you keep the
one you wanted to start with,.
Jimbo: yw
Koenig: The sky is falling!
SolCat: jim: there was a fire too? i heard the booms
Legume: UNJIHAD!
Telepod: Plane just flew overhead.... Hmm...
Legume: UNHOLY WAR!
IvanStang: WAR ON GOD!!!
IvanStang: GOD, WE'RE COMIN' FOR YA!!
Telepod: at war, on drugs
IvanStang: MEET US ON MAIN STREET AT HIGH NOON, GOD
-- OR ARE YOU *CHICKEN*???
Legume: FUCK GOD! WE WILL KICK DOWN YOUR HOUSES
AND FILET YOUR SERVANTS
Telepod: Filet the masters instead
Legume: STANG AND I PERSONALLY CHALLENGE GOD TO
"SMACKDOWN" BEHIND OLD MAN JOHNSON'S BARN!
IvanStang: GOD SHALL BOW DOWN BEFORE THE PALMERIAN
HEAD IDOL!! AND KISS WHERE ITS FEET WOULD BE, HAD IT
FEET!
ChaosIsrae: Allah is all-merciful: it's his servants
who are the assfuckers.
Legume: Fuck Allah as well!
IvanStang: GOD, YOU HEAR ME?? LET'S LET YOUR FOLLOWERS
SEE WHAT YOU'RE REALLY MADE OF!
IvanStang: "HOLY GHOST" is more like it.
IvanStang: NYAH NYAH -- COME AND GET ME, GOD!!!
Legume: c'mon, yahweh, ya dress-wearing poofter
Koenig: hO hO hO cHI mINH!
IvanStang: Oh, that's right, it's His followers. He's
OKAY. He just sits back and LETS this shit happen.
IvanStang: He doesn't get INVOLVED.
IvanStang: Well FUCK THAT SHIT!
IvanStang: It's time old man GOD, GOT involved!!
IvanStang: GOD DAMN HIM!!
Jimbo: yer darn tootin!
IvanStang: Wait... uh...
Koenig slaps KernalTrout around a bit with
a large trout
KernalTrou: http://www.theonion.com/onion3731/god_gives_shout-out.html
Telepod: Creating bacteria was probably the last
active part GOD took in things; it's all been fun and
frolic since then
Koenig: Yay! Onion!
Telepod: slacker
IvanStang: Well anyway, if these people REALLY thought
so highly of MISTER GOD, they wouldn't have to fight
His BATTLES for Him, now WOULD they??
IvanStang: Maybe they don't have quite so much FAITH
as they PROFESS SO VERY LOUDLY.
Legume: Stang and I will REACH UP YOUR ASSHOLE and
pull you inside out, Yahweh!
IvanStang: Maybe they figger that PORE OLD MAN GOD
needs THEIR HELP.
Ptectrix: Oh,THIS log needs posting!
Telepod: yeah, they'd be like "hey, God, that
evil nation is pickin' on me again! Smite them for
me, huh?' and god would make with the metiorites and
lava and dinosaurs and shit... but that's not how it
goes
IvanStang: Since He's so doddering and distracted.
They need to be GOD'S "TOOLS" ... Uh huh.
IvanStang: Fucking god damn god-ists.
Telepod: meteorites even
Jimbo: yeah! at least "Bob" does SOMETHING
IvanStang: And GOD-FUCK *LETS* this go on!!! Probably
FROPPING and CHUCKLING like we do at a BAD MOVIE.
Legume: Stang, let's sic the SAMUELS BROTHERS on
Bin Laden. THEY'LL fix his ass
IvanStang: They'll hang a PACK up ol' GOD's ass.
IvanStang: Oh, I mean, Ass, sorry!
IvanStang: INSECURE MOTHERFUCKER.
Telepod: Bin Laden's been laid up in a cave smoking
hash for months... he probably just got woken up and
told the news
Legume: fuckin A they will
IvanStang: GOD must be ONE INSECURE MOTHERFUCKER to
pick on MERE HUMANS like this. Not to mention what
he does to SWEET BLAMELESS ANIMALS.
Telepod: what? they did? well, I'll be damned...
<phhhfp!> <hack hack>
IvanStang: Makes me fucking SICK!!! As a semiconscious
primate I am SICKENED by this blatant disregard for
His supposed "CREATIONS"!
IvanStang: I think he let US "happen" by
accident TOO!
Legume: Yeah! I call upon you all to go out right
now and hang banners from every building and overpass,
"FUCK GOD"
IvanStang: Just sat back and WATCHED while we struggled
up from the slime and ignorance and brutishness to
this EXALTED peak we see before us today.
IvanStang: PHOOEY!!!
IvanStang: PHOOEY I say on the humans an all their
things.
pisces: gume was right... its mighty damn nite to
go outside and wish on a star and KNOW ya aint wishing
on a boeing
Telepod: exaltation is a matter of perspective.
I think we're still lumps of slime
Telepod: pretty cool lumps of slime tho
IvanStang: God damn fucking nattering bickering filthy
monkeys, brutalizing each other 'cause they can't FUCK
RIGHT.
pisces: however.. i realized just now.. the star
i star at every nite.. is actually mars
Jimbo: ALL YOUR SKYSCRAPERS ARE BELONG TO US! SOMEBODY
SET AMERICA UP THE PLANE!
IvanStang: EUGH!!! If only I wasn't ONE OF THEM!! That's
the worst part.
pisces: aww stang
IvanStang: Right in the thick of it with the rest of
the monkeys.
IvanStang: Thanks Jimbo I needed that.
Cynthia: Aw Stang. Wei looks happy you gotta be
able to fuck right
Rocknar: it's the viagra
IvanStang: But I won't FORGET this, "GOD,"
if You're reading this... BASTARD!! You and your "EVOLUTION."
AAAARGH!!!
pisces: indeed
IvanStang: And this "DEATH" thing. WHAT WAS
THE BIG IDEA???
pisces: no shit
pisces: its kinda grody
pisces shudders...
Cynthia: No merciful god would allow this. There
is no god. You rail at the void.
IvanStang: Well then tell the fucking VOID to meet
me and Legume behind the old barn tomorrow night!
IvanStang: VOID DAMN IT!!!
magdalen: God can't just control us like puppets
magdalen: that wouldn't be any fun
pisces: indeed
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magdalen: it has to let things like this happen
pisces: its sorta a grand experiemnt..
pisces: kinda like a big ass ant farm
IvanStang: For all we know, the deed was done by POSSESSED
POSTAL WORKERS.
NedWreck: have you heard from the nyc crew yet?
NedWreck: thanks
IvanStang: Might have nothing to do with God so perhaps
I too was making assumptions and jumping to conclusions.
pisces: np
Jimbo: right now you and i both need to be made
asses out of
Cynthia: NedWreck, most accounted for safe.
Jimbo: snap america out of a senseless war frenzy
IvanStang: If the Martians wanted us to KILL EACH OTHER,
they might want to start a war between human factions.
pisces: indeed
Telepod: I think it was the work of a deadly microbe
bent on human suffering- it lodged in the brainstems
of ordinary American citizens and took over their actions.
Or it could have been our own military/industial complex;
they'vew got more motive than most
pisces: killing each other is best..
pisces: after all its less work for the martians
pisces: so maybe..
NedWreck: this may well have been an inside job, much
like OK city
Rocknar: Who had time to stop and listen to God?
Everyone was too busy watching television.
ChaosIsrae: Rev_Dr_Lon: the Pentagon; Does anyone know
if the Demon got out????
pisces: well.. okee.. tell me why every nite.. i
go out and stare at the sky at the redish star
Telepod: ChaosIsrael: I think the Inner Seal held
just fine, they only lost a wall
NedWreck: they've had 12 hours to peruse the passenger
manifest
IvanStang: I mean the False Martians... WE being the
REAL Martians. But... that's another story.
Telepod: pisces: because it wants you to
pisces: telepod.. why doses it want me too
ChaosIsrae: That was directed at the entire board, BTW,
not just RDL I dunno what happened...
IvanStang: I can't believe this -- I have been on IRC
the whole day! (When I posted the first half of today's
log on SubSITE, it was 250 k or so! HUGE!)
NedWreck: being the misanthrope that i am, none of
this really got to me until i heard about the 250 or
so firemen
IvanStang: I much prefer getting the horrible news
from the SubGenius community than from authorized sources
-- even though ya'll are getting it from authorized
sources, it's PROCESSED through so many different CARTOON
FILTERS that by the time it gets to me, it's ... not
so PARALYZING.