Subject: A.C. and the SubGenius Foundation

From: "Rev. Ivan Stang" <stang@subgenius.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Thu, Jul 26, 2001 2:11 PM
Message-ID: <260720011411566784%stang@subgenius.com>

It's amazing what a change in one's environment will do. I am way
behind in mail answering, bill paying, etc., but yesterday I decided I
could tolerate the HEAT in this ATTIC OFFICE, NO LONGER!! I spent half
the day dealing with our air conditioning problem, the one that meant I
couldn't have a.c. in the office and in the bedroom at the same time
because they were on the same circuit. All the outlets near the windows
were on the same electric string as everything in the bedroom. If Wei
tried to get Slack while I was working, it tripped breakers.

Basically I just moved the a.c. unit to another window, got a special
extension cord for it, and put EVERYTHING, the a.c. AND all my drives
and computers and audio decks, on the one attic power circuit.

AND IT WORKED!! My Gobbs I can't believe it. Them 15 amp breakers
aren't even getting BLISTERING HOT now. I am in HIGH COTTON. I am
SITTIN' PRETTY. I am sweltering no more. Every room is bearable even at
the top of July. Of course the electric bill was over $200... but
that's normal to a Texan with a house, in July. Here in DNA LEVEL C,
Northern Ohio, it'll be the GAS bill soon enough. But I have so much
old timey tube-run electrical gear in this room, I bet I won't hardly
need the floor heater that the previous owner left here, ready to
install...

We watched the end of O BROTHER WHERE ART THOU? last night in the
bedroom while BASKING in the cold, EVEN WHILE my machines worked
upstairs in a NON-hellish environment, where I would go to milk them
occasionally.

I FEEL SO MUCH BETTER!! I'm ready to TAKE ON THE WORLD! Or at least
answer the mail and pay the bills. BUT I HAVE TO MAKE *ANOTHER* HOUR OF
SLACK!!! Normally, mixing show seems chore-like. But since I have
something much LESS fun to do, that makes me, contrariwise, WANT to
mix show! Funny how that works! But the guys I owe might read this
newsgroup so I assure you, I shall now get off Usenet and MEET YOUR
PHYSICAL AND PERSONAL NEEDS-- and postpone the show (AGAIN, last two
being 3 days late). God damn it the fuck, I thought I was gonna have
MWOWM doing all this crap for me by now.

THANK DOBBS all this work is for THE CHURCH OF THE SUBGENIUS and not
some AD AGENCY or WIDGET MANUFACTURER!! I'd have to put on PANTS and
SHOES, maybe even GO OUTSIDE, or TURN DOWN THE MUSIC, if I was in that
situation. So, though I might gripe like crazy, I am still counting my
blessings regarding those things which make me gripe.

I cannot highly enough recommnd that movie, BROTHER WHERE ART THOU? God
DAMN is that thing full of Hour of Slack type sound clips. But, to copy
movie audio all purty-like, and also to read from this autographed copy
of Pastor Harry Walther's kook classic "THE ANSWER - Two Raptures,"
that Legume sent me, and copy this ESO concert from Starwood, I gotta
clear space off my 20 gig drive, AGAIN, copy off and erase all those
damn 4XDay transfers... it never ends. Not so different from shovelling
dog shit in the kennels like I did as a pre-teen. (I got paid... wasn't
doing it for fun.) Making the Hour of Slack -- just like stable
cleaning. Hercules in those Aegean Stables -- he knew what I mean. Next
I need the 60 gig drive so I can do the same thing with video --
FINALLY!!! AT LONG LAST!! Course then I'll need the digital video
camera... then the 40 mile long dolly track, to get that one shot just
right... and a crab dolly to go on it... but then I'll need it all
motion-controlled so it can be composited with the computer generated
saucer fleet... Oh my god I just looked at my list and realized all the
other shit I have to do. SHOULD I JUST TEAR UP THE LIST?? LOSING the
list helped once... damn, it just doesn't stop. Except when you STOP
and watch a rented movie. Anyway, THAT'S MY TESTAMENT!! AREN'T YOU GLAD
YOU'RE UP ON ALL THE NAIL BITINGLY EXCITING NEWS FROM "FOUNDATION
NORTH"!

--
4th Stangian Orthodox MegaFisTemple Lodge of the Wrath of Dobbs Yeti,
Resurrected
P.O. Box 181417, Cleveland, OH 44118 (fax 216-320-9528)
A subsidiary of:
The SubGenius Foundation, Inc. / P.O. Box 140306, Dallas, TX 75214
SubSITE: http://www.subgenius.com PRABOB
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Subject: Re: A.C. and the SubGenius Foundation
From: bobdiddley@aol.com (Bobdiddley)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Thu, Jul 26, 2001 6:01 PM
Message-ID: <20010726180102.20180.00001523@ng-bh1.aol.com>

>EVERYTHING, the a.c. AND all my drives
>and computers and audio decks, on the one attic power circuit.
>
>AND IT WORKED!! My Gobbs I can't believe it. Them 15 amp breakers
>aren't even getting BLISTERING HOT now. I am in HIGH COTTON.

If you find the breakers breakin', DO NOT replace them with a higher capacity.
Guess how I found that out?

>I cannot highly enough recommnd that movie, BROTHER WHERE ART THOU? God
>DAMN is that thing full of Hour of Slack type sound clips.
The Coen Bros. hardly ever miss, and this is their best so far...I saw that and
Fight Club for the first time in the same week. I won't need to see another
movie for a while! I feel like I installed a new OS.
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Subject: Re: A.C. and the SubGenius Foundation
From: bear@pole.com (polar bear)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Thu, Jul 26, 2001 7:34 PM
Message-ID: <bear-ya02408000R2607011634360001@news.direct.ca>

In article <260720011411566784%stang@subgenius.com>, "Rev. Ivan Stang"
<stang@subgenius.com> wrote:
>
> Basically I just moved the a.c. unit to another window, got a special
> extension cord for it, and put EVERYTHING, the a.c. AND all my drives
> and computers and audio decks, on the one attic power circuit.
>
you got a surge suppressor in there somewhere, right?

pb
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Subject: Re: A.C. and the SubGenius Foundation
From: Hulkturds@crappagammabrick.ouch (HellPope Huey)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Fri, Jul 27, 2001 1:49 AM
Message-ID: <Hulkturds-2607012349080001@208-135-242-183.dial-up.ipa.net>

In article <bear-ya02408000R2607011634360001@news.direct.ca>,
bear@pole.com (polar bear) wrote:
> In article <260720011411566784%stang@subgenius.com>, "Rev. Ivan Stang"
> <stang@subgenius.com> wrote:
> >
> > Basically I just moved the a.c. unit to another window, got a special
> > extension cord for it, and put EVERYTHING, the a.c. AND all my drives
> > and computers and audio decks, on the one attic power circuit.
> >
> you got a surge suppressor in there somewhere, right?

He clamped one on his dick like some ozone-emitting, Frankensteinian cock
ring and the backed-up man-juice made all that hair pop out of him. Looks
like a goddamned chinaman now.

HellPope Huey, hellpopehuey@subgenius.com
Enough to make a cat walk on its hind legs for a week

"How I HATE these preconceptions you people have
about your hallucinations -
that we spend our time
leisurely sapping people's sanity..."
"...or that you're all horribly frightening monsters."
"That one really burns me!"
- Eyebeam by Sam Hurt

"Oh, c'mon, its not like you're going to Hell
for eating a Bible!"
- Saint Rev. Big Boy, budding child SubGenius

"Five miles out...got to hold your heading true,
got to get your finest out...climbing, climbing..."
-Mike Oldfield, "Five Miles Out"
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Subject: Re: A.C. and the SubGenius Foundation
From: Unit 4 <UnitIV@Sputum.COM>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Reply-To: unit4@sputum.com
Date: Fri, Jul 27, 2001 2:30 AM
Message-ID: <8i22mtoe1gunjs4r5cpr148nom9e77t99o@4ax.com>

On Thu, 26 Jul 2001 14:11:56 -0400, "Rev. Ivan Stang" <stang@subgenius.com>
wrote, in alt.slack:

}Anyway, THAT'S MY TESTAMENT!! AREN'T YOU GLAD
}YOU'RE UP ON ALL THE NAIL BITINGLY EXCITING NEWS FROM "FOUNDATION
}NORTH"!

Fuxering-A. I can't stand a cranky Sacred Scribe.
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Subject: Re: A.C. and the SubGenius Foundation
From: bear@pole.com (polar bear)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Fri, Jul 27, 2001 3:02 AM
Message-ID: <bear-ya02408000R2707010002090001@news.direct.ca>

In article <Hulkturds-2607012349080001@208-135-242-183.dial-up.ipa.net>,
Hulkturds@crappagammabrick.ouch (HellPope Huey) wrote:

> In article <bear-ya02408000R2607011634360001@news.direct.ca>,
> bear@pole.com (polar bear) wrote:
> > In article <260720011411566784%stang@subgenius.com>, "Rev. Ivan Stang"
> > <stang@subgenius.com> wrote:
> > >
> > > Basically I just moved the a.c. unit to another window, got a special
> > > extension cord for it, and put EVERYTHING, the a.c. AND all my drives
> > > and computers and audio decks, on the one attic power circuit.
> > >
> > you got a surge suppressor in there somewhere, right?
>
> He clamped one on his dick like some ozone-emitting, Frankensteinian cock
> ring and the backed-up man-juice made all that hair pop out of him. Looks
> like a goddamned chinaman now.
>
so, it's an improvement then.


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