A Warning About "Friday's Bra"

From: friday@subgenius.com (IrRev. Friday Jones)
Date: Sat, 14 Nov 1998
Organization: PARTS

Fellow Subs -
While out shopping for lingerie today, I was surprised to find that Warners was selling a bra prominently labeled "Friday's Bra"! However, I must tell you that this is NOT the sort of bra I wear. The bra is devoid of the underwire and steel buttresses that are necessary to support a true Friday chest. It does not open in the front. No weapons mounts are included. And, the straps are NOT adjustable! Therefore, while I suppose a male Friday might like this bra, female Fridays are warned that this is not a Dobbs-approved bra. Now, the 'Marilyn Monroe' line from Warners - hubba hubba!
- Friday

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"She was flat where women ought to be flat and curvy where women should be
curvy. Doubly so, in fact, in both directions." - 'Second Body', Sue Payer

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