At this moment, the ORGY OF SLACK is blasting through my speakers and submitting my entire neighborhood to sounds that have NEVER been experienced in this location upon the physical plane before. Every dog within a four-block radius is howling in agony, and every virgin within nine hundred yards has suddenly become PREGNANT!
The ORGY OF SLACK is a non-stop audio barrage of ANTI-MUSIC that makes NEGATIVLAND weep with envy because they didn't do it first. It's a compilation of the highlights of the many Rants and Raves of the KING OF SLACK, DOKTOR BILL T. MILLER! There are clips from the legendary KINGS OF FEEDBACK, digital Slack from the X-Day Slackfux Devivals, and guest vocals by the great Ivan Stang, Susie the Floozie, Irreverend Friday Jones, Pope Meyer -- and Brother Cleve and D.J. Jones!
The KING OF SLACK doesn't believe in wasting precious time on your CD by leaving it empty. EVERY SECOND of this sixty-six minute Digital Devival is filled with noise, feedback, audience Ranting, sex-starved nympho alien Sex Goddess moans, and NEVER-BEFORE HEARD creations including the tracks "Religion Is Poison," and "Slack Bang Me Baby." And if THAT'S not enough, it's also the recorded CD debut for SLACKBANGERS -- who will be appearing live for the FIRST TIME at the Boston Devival on April 23!
It is IMPOSSIBLE to listen to this CD without getting an erection. If you don't have a penis, you'll STILL get an erection. Listen to this CD and find out HOW!
Reverend Modemac (firstname.lastname@example.org)
First Online Church of "Bob"
(FINGER email@example.com for a FREE SubGenius Pamphlet!) -- end of forwarded message --
KING OF SLACK - Doktor Bill T. Miller
1 - Circle Of Slack (Sacred SubGenius Ritual)
2 - X Day's A Comin' (and the Pinks are Bummin')
3 - Religion Is Poison (Slack is the Antidote)
KINGS OF FEEDBACK
4 - Used Slack (Buy Now, It's Slack!)
5 - Sacred Ground (Walk Upon...)
6 - Normal (Why Do Ya Wanna be Normal?)
7 - Fropman (I am the Fropman....goo goo ga choo)
8 - Slackfux Devival LIVE Doktorband Medley
"B-O-B" * "BOB" is a Sex God * Dobbs Approved
Welcome to the End Times * "BOB" Kills Pinks Dead
9 - Kill "BOB" (Original Studio anti-bob possession)
OUT of BAND EXPERIENCE
10 - Call Now! (617) LICK OBE (via Stang HOS)
11 - Succubus (Alien Nympho Remix)
12 - SubG Spot ("BOB" & CONNIE Phone Sex)
13 - Susie SquidFux For "BOB" with Dok BTM Noise
(Lurking in the shadows: Rev. Stang, Father Legume, Pastor Craig,
Rev. Modemac, Ginsu and The Squirtin' Jeeezus Fuckin' Christ)
14 - You Stang - Dok BTM & Rev Stang DUET from Hell
15 - Eyes Of "BOB" - IrRev Friday with Dok BTM Noise
S L A C K B A N G E R S
DOK BTM - BRO CLEVE - REV. D.K. JONES
16 - Slack Bang Me, Baby (Ya Know What I Need)
17 - Surgeons For CONNIE (Ready to Operate)
18 - "BOB" IS LUV ("BOB" IS HATE)
MORE LIVE SLACK
19 - King Of Slack RANTS - Kings Of Feedback KILL LIVE!
Rev Nickie, Pope Meyer, Rev Stang. LIVE ORGY MIX
of Crusades, X-Drill, SlackFux Devival and MORE.
Get the ORGY OF SLACK on Compact Disc!
Send $10 US CASH or US Postal Money Order TO:
Dok Bill T. Miller - Orgy Of Slack CD
ExtraTerrestrial Discs - PO BOX 230221
Boston, MA 02123-0221 USA
Price Includes US First Class Postage!
Outside US... Add $2 for AIR MAIL.
UNLEASH yer WALLET and whip that TEN SPOT out, NOW!
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WHOLESALE QUANITY PRICING is AVAILABLE.
THIS CD is ONLY available at SELECT DEVIVALS or
MAIL-ORDER DIRECT from BTM or the CHURCH !
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