THIS IS AN OPEN LETTER, A WARNING TO THE CITIZENS OF ALT.SLACK AND THE CHURCH OF
THE SUB-GENUS (HOMO AUSTRALOPITHICUS). SHORTLY, WHEN THE MIGHTY FORCES OF SOCIALISM
TRIUMPH OVER "BOB's" IMPERIALISM, AND THE RED BANNER OF REVOLUTION WAVES HIGH ABOVE
YOUR SHATTERED LEGIONS, YOU WILL ALL BE HERDED OFF TO THE NEAREST SOCIALIST
RE-EDUCATION CAMP TO LIVE OUT THE REST OF YOUR DEPRAVED, ANTI-SOVIET LIVES IN QUIET
DESPARATION, WISHING YOU HAD EMBRACED THE PROGRESSIVE CAUSE OF ANTI-IMPERIALISM AND
CAST YOUR LOT WITH THE OPPRESSED MASSES OF THE PEOPLE!
THE FORCES OF SOCIALISM HAVE NO INTEREST IN YOUR PARANOID RANTINGS ABOUT "BOB" AND
HIS MALEVOLENT EXPLOITS TO DIVERT THE WORKERS FROM THEIR TRUE MISSION: TO BUILD
THE FOUNDATIONS OF A COMMUNIST SOCIETY AS REVEALED BY KARL MARX, FRIEDRICH ENGELS,
AND THE FOUNDER OF THE GREAT SOVIET STATE, V.I. LENIN.
YOU CALL US PINKS. YES, SOME OF US ARE INDEED PINK, BECAUSE WE ARE FELLOW-TRAVELLERS
WITH THE INTERNATIONAL COMMUNIST CAUSE, THE THIRD INTERNATIONAL (NOW, THE FOURTH
INTERNATIONAL, BECAUSE WE HAD A TEMPORARY SETBACK IN '91). MOST OF US, HOWEVER,
ARE RED AND PROUD OF IT -- WE ARE PROUD TO BE FOLLOWERS OF THE PROGRESSIVE IDEALS
AS DICTATED IN THE SIXTH PLENARY MEETING OF THE SECRETARIAT OF THE CENTRAL COMMITTEE
OF THE C.P.S.U., DETAILINING THE NEW FIVE-YEAR PLAN WHICH WILL RETURN US TO POWER --
A POWER THIS THAT WILL BE USED SOLELY TO BUG THE HELL OUT OF "BOB" AND HIS VERMINOUS,
CAPITALIST MINIONS AND RUNNING DOGS!
BE WARNED, OH CITIZENS OF ALT.SLACK. YOUR DAYS AS A NEWSGROUP ARE NUMBERED. WHEN
THE TRIUMPHS, AS IT SURELY WILL, THERE WILL BE ORGANIZED THE GREATEST POGROM IN THE
HISTORY OF HUMANKIND -- THE UTTER ANNIHILATION OF THE "BOBIST" CONSPIRACY AND ITS
IMPERIALIST BANDITS AND PROFITEERS. THEN WILL DAWN A NEW AGE OF PEACE AND PROGRESS
FOR ALL MANKIND.
LONG LIVE THE PEOPLE'S REVOLUTION! LONG LIVE SOCIALISM!
aNtOnIo "I am a Stalinist, but I'm One Heck of a Nice Guy" gOmEz MuZcReIdT, Ph.D.
The People's International University - "If We Want Your Opinion, We'll Give It To You."
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