From: "Rev. Magdalen" <magdalen@home.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Reply-To: magdalen@subgenius.com
Date: Sat, Jul 15, 2000 10:53 AM
Should the superior mutants of the world band together and destroy the ignorant, savage merehumes? Or would doing so merely justify the humans' fear of the Mutants, placing the humans in a position of righteous defense against an unfairly advantaged enemy?
This controversy has been raging ever since the first mutants were discovered. We all know the Ivangelical and Holocaustal points of view on this matter, as well as those of Rev. Absent, and the Discordians. But what would "Bob" say about it?
Would he worry about what was fair? Would he allow revenge to cloud his thinking, possibly preventing him from getting the BEST DEAL??? No! He would get the best he could for himself, and we should do the same.
Would ruling over the humans, or destroying them, really give us the most Slack? Think of the administrative HASSLE of the first case, and the SMELL of the second! The best thing for us is to do is to build our own ships, quietly amass vast fortunes, invest in the right technologies, and eventually BUY our freedom from the Pink Controllers, at an exchange rate that gives us a nice profit. They'll PAY to get us OFF! The Final Solution to the Mutant Problem. All us social degenerates, anarchists, perverts, artists, poets, losers and loners will no longer trouble their society when we live on our own PLEASURE SAUCERS in SPACE!
And, think of the profits to be made from THAT! We would be the new Amsterdam, with added features like zero-G prostitution! And Magnet-Boot Outer Hull EXtreme Paintball! ----------------------------------------------------------------------
Subject: Re: Magneto Vs DrX Vs "Bob" From: kevbob@ecsis.net (kevbob) Newsgroups: alt.slack Date: Sat, Jul 15, 2000 5:22 PM Message-ID: <sn1shb79nd6131@corp.supernews.com>
magdalen@subgenius.com (Rev. Magdalen) posted to alt.slack on Sat, 15 Jul 2000 16:53:11 GMT with <39709718.13DEB897@home.com>
>The best thing for us is to do is to >build our own ships, quietly amass vast fortunes, invest in the >right technologies, and eventually BUY our freedom from the Pink >Controllers, at an exchange rate that gives us a nice profit.
my ship is already built. it is earth. like all good ships, though, it becomes vermin infected in short time.
>They'll PAY to get us OFF!
yes, everyman has his price, but i doubt they'll ever meet mine.
_i will not leave_.
>The Final Solution to the Mutant Problem.
"There is No Final Solution to the Mutant Problem."
>All us social degenerates, anarchists, perverts, artists, >poets, losers and loners will no longer trouble their society when >we live on our own PLEASURE SAUCERS in SPACE!
we still look at the same situation from oposite ends.
one day,
"All us social degenerates, anarchists, perverts, artists, poets, losers, and loners will no longer"
....
_BE_
.....
"trouble[d by] their society [while] we live on our own PLEASURE SAUCER[] in SPACE!"
call me an obstinant son of a bitch,
but i have my pleasure saucer and it's a large planet and they can deal with that or,
well,
<insert standard catch-phrase here>.
-- "And "Thou Shallt Not Steal My Slack" shall be the whole of the law" ----------------------------------------------------------------------
Subject: Re: Magneto Vs DrX Vs "Bob" From: Unit 4 <UnitIV@SPUTUM.com> Newsgroups: alt.slack Reply-To: unit4@sputum.com Date: Sat, Jul 15, 2000 10:29 PM Message-ID: <gge2nskthb4sdlf507sv6msss6g9r9852n@4ax.com>
On Sat, 15 Jul 2000 16:53:11 GMT, "Rev. Magdalen" <magdalen@home.com> wrote, in alt.slack:
}Should the superior mutants of the world band together and destroy the }ignorant, savage merehumes?
Uh, I'll choose... YES.